Computer Fun |
Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering. Finally fed up, God s...
Posted by Jenny on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 06:07:00 PST |
Out of the mouth of babes. |
mom calls the husband a 'bastard'and then the dad calls the wife a "bitch"and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a bitch and a bastard?"and the mom says "well, a bitch is a lady and a bastard ...
Posted by Jenny on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 02:50:00 PST |
Forrest Gump goes to Heaven |
The day finally arrived.
Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven.
He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself. However, the gates are closed, a...
Posted by Jenny on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 11:40:00 PST |
Happy Marriage |
Happy Marriage-
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A couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, althoughvery much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies...
Posted by Jenny on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 07:28:00 PST |
Hackers |
Today I had my account hacked into. Luckily Tom blocked my account till I could change my password and secure my page.
My question to hackers is why do it? Haven't you got any frien...
Posted by Jenny on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 08:15:00 PST |
A "SENIORS" MOMENT - I HOPE I HAVE THEM LIKE THIS (IF EVER I REACH THAT AGE)........... |
A 98 year old woman wrote this to her bank. The bank manager
thought it amusing enough to have it published in the Times.
Dear Sir,
I am writing to thank ...
Posted by Jenny on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 04:09:00 PST |
THE GREEK GRANDFATHER |
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A Greek family was considering putting their grandfather in a nursing home. Unfortunately, all the Orthodox facilities were completelyfull, so they had to put him in a Jewish home.
Af...
Posted by Jenny on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 06:42:00 PST |
Imperfections--- |
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An elderly Chinese woman had two large pots, each hung on the ends of a pole which she carried across her neck.One of the pots had a crack in it while the other pot was perfect and always deliv...
Posted by Jenny on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 07:21:00 PST |
The pitfalls of being distracted |
WIFE:
What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
HUSBAND:
Definitely not!
WIFE:
Why not - don't you like being married?
HUSBAND:
Of co...
Posted by Jenny on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 05:26:00 PST |
A first grade teacher. |
A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what is your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade...
Posted by Jenny on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 05:53:00 PST |
