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22 years of cranky (but cute)

About Me

I do not care about myspace.

mental masturbation: any pleasurable but unproductive mental activity.(i.e, myspace)
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Comment: "A statement of fact or opinion, especially a remark that expresses a personal reaction or attitude." If you want to 'talk' to me, use MySpace mail. I don't reply to comments like, "what's up?" etc. It says 'comment' not 'question' oh and quit sayin "keep it up" that shits fuckin annoying.


I do not care about myspace.

signup date: 10.13.2003 , almost 5 years of this.
a lot has changed in the past 4.5 years.
but somethings never do change.
i'm a sucker for anything acoustic.
i'm Tom..
yes, i really am 23 years old.
yes that is really my son.
and yes, i really am married.
i love my life and every moment i spend alive.
i have myspace set as my browsers homepage.
i know i'm going to die someday, i will never be able to deal with that reality.
i hardly ever pay attention.
i ♥ hollister/abercrombie jeans.
i sin.
i curse.
i'm a realist .
i'm not very social.
i have an attachment to myspace, but it doesn't mean I care about it.
i don't attend church.
i have faith, though not in god or religion but in my family, real friends , music and myself.
i'm smart, motivated, but unsure.
i have an ego, it's probably bigger than yours.
i walk funny and i can never stay still.
i'mterrified of growing old.
i'm also very much afraid of horses.
i don't smoke or do drugs.
i am not straight edge.
i am not emo and/or scene
i'm cocky and unbelievably cool.
i'm out spoken.
i'm definitely no body, and no body is perfect.
i'm inked and have been pierced.
i joke alot and have fun..
i don't care what you think about me and neverwill.
i am always honest.
sometimes i'm mean.
i'm narcissistic , paranoid , histrionic and schizotypal compulsive.
No top friends on this account.
view all of my friends

Music LOCAL LOVE:
Shit Fuck
For The Record
The Society Of Invisibles
Grime
End Begins
Scary Kids Scaring Kids
Lydia
The Stiletto Formal
Hey Kid
Fourbanger
Greeley Estates
Jimmy Eat World
The Format
Authority Zero
A Change Of Pace
And The Hero Fails
Hello John
The Coverup
Bless The Fall
Job For A Cowboy
The Traitor Aspect
Eyes Set To Kill
Its Like Love
Oktober
Westbrooke
Numbers On Napkins
The Lions Den
Thy Will Be Done
Incite
2nd Grade Hi Five
Broke In Dream
The Deadbeats
Loren Battle
Dead On Broadway
Elephant Graveyard
Vera Lynne
Kill The Last Hour
Melee Productions
Fallen Proposal
A Killer's Agenda
Versus The Mirror
Learn To Suffer
The Hope Of Change
Within The Moment
Still Waking Sleep
omg i'll add the rest later.
LOVE:
Animals Killing People
Dystopia
Putrid Pile
Torsofuck
Devourment
Carcass
Cattle Decapitation
Chaotic Matrix
Cock and Ball Torture
Digested Flesh
Decadent Orgy of Atrocious Suffering
Methadone Abortion Clinic
Effigy of The Forgotten
Fistfuck
Eyehategod
Human's Pain
Perpetual Degradation
Terebral Turbulency
Phobia
The Day Everything Became Nothing
Vital Remains
Prosthetic Cunt
Decrypt
Screaming Afterbirth
Dysentry
Dyscrasia
Splatterhouse
Last House on The Right
Basket of Death
Black Market Fetus
Violent Shit
Tech Nine
Brotha Lynch
X-Raided
The Used
The Spill Canvas
Flobots
PlayRadioPlay!
The Honorary Title
HelloGoodbye
Ryan Patrick
Michael Andrews
Gary Jules
Cute Is What We Aim For
Forgive Durden
Boys Night Out
Immortal Technique
Living Legends
Something Corporate
Senses Fail
Panic! At The Disco
Plus 44
Blink 182
Boxcar Racer
Angels and Airwaves
mxpx
Hollywood Undead
Fall Out Boy
Taking Back Sunday
Ben Folds/Ben Folds Five
Bad Religion
Brand New
Flogging Molly
Sherwood
Nerf Herder
Futher Seems Forever
Umbrellas
Motion City Soundtrack
Semisonic
Throwdown
Bleeding Though
Poison The Well
Letter Kills
The Chemistry
Greenday
Count The Stars
Bright Eyes
Funeral For a Friend
Cartel
At The Drive-In
The Early November
Five For Fighting
Never Heard Of It
Alkaline Trio
Somehow Hollow
Steriogram
Matchbook Romance
Atom And His Package
The Reunion Show
The Starting Line
Good Charlotte
Finch
Yellowcard
Matchbox Romance
Story of The Year
Bowling for Soup
Saves the Day
The Juliana Theory
Placebo
Cursive
Spitalfield
Simple Plan
Mest
Norma Jean
The Faint
The Ataris
Phantom Planet
Coheed and cambria
Glassjaw
Sworn Enemy
Bury Your Dead
Slick Shoes
Less Than Jake
The Suicide Machines
Thrice
The All American Rejects
Social Distortion
SugarCult
No Use For A Name
The Get Up Kids
The Vandals
Thursday
Reel Big Fish
Jon Bon Jovi
The Beatles
Billy Joel
Bryan Adams
Dashboard Confessionals
New Found Glory
Gob
Anti-Flag
Mindless Self Indulgence
Sum 41
Sublime
As I Lay Dying
From Autumn To Ashes
Small Brown Bike
Movies

-edward scissor hands-
-the ninth gate-
-lost in mancha-
-el mariachi: 10 years later-
-the man who cried-
-the astronauts wife-
-fear and loathing in las vegas-
-benny and joon-
-Nightmare On Elm Street-
-once apon a time in mexico-
-sleepy hollow-
-blow-
-ed wood-
-the secret window-
-from hell-
-finding neverland-
-pirates of the caribbean-
-pirates of the caribbean: dead mans chest-
-sweeny todd-
-the people under the stairs-
-the lord of the rings trilogy-
-kids-
-american gangster-
-jumper-
-187-
-knocked up-
-28 days later-
-28 weeks later-
-varsity blues-
-swingers-
-friday night lights-
-haggard-
-bad boys-
-bad boys 2-
-hitch-
-i am legend-
-juno-
-cloverfield-
-blood in blood out-
-1408-
-harold and kumar go to white castle-
-the bourne idenity-
-the bourne supremacy-
-along came polly-
-27 dresses-
-any given sunday-
-good burger-
-scream trilogy-
-hook-
-rocky-
-the xmen movies-
-the forgotten-
-white noise-
-slc punk-
-stand by me-
-willow-
-homeward bound-
-milo n otis-
-independance day-
-drop dead fred-
-the teenage mutant ninja turtles-
-finding nemo-
-thirteen ghosts-
-rudy-
-the lion king-
-aladdin-
-casino-
-scarface-
-donnie darko-
-grease-
-strangeland-
-twister-
-oceans eleven-
-oceans twelve-
-oceans thirteen-
-american history x-
-fight club-
-the lethal weapon movies-
-willy wonka and the chocolate factory-
-the lost boys-
-spiderman-
-spiderman 2-
-spiderman 3-
-the goonies-
-lilo and stitch-
-the matrix-
-the matrix reloaded-
-the matrix revolutions-
-summer catch-
-scooby doo-

My Interests

Music LOCAL LOVE:
Shit Fuck
For The Record
Good With Grenades
The Society Of Invisibles
Grime
End Begins
Scary Kids Scaring Kids
Lydia
The Stiletto Formal
Hey Kid
Fourbanger
Greeley Estates
Jimmy Eat World
The Format
Authority Zero
A Change Of Pace
And The Hero Fails
Hello John
The Coverup
Bless The Fall
Job For A Cowboy
The Traitor Aspect
Eyes Set To Kill
Its Like Love
Oktober
Westbrooke
Numbers On Napkins
The Lions Den
Thy Will Be Done
Incite
2nd Grade Hi Five
Broke In Dream
The Deadbeats
Loren Battle
Dead On Broadway
Elephant Graveyard
Vera Lynne
Kill The Last Hour
Melee Productions
Fallen Proposal
A Killer's Agenda
Versus The Mirror
Learn To Suffer
The Hope Of Change
Within The Moment
Still Waking Sleep
omg i'll add the rest later.
LOVE:
Animals Killing People
Dystopia
Dysentery
Putrid Pile
Torsofuck
Devourment
Carcass
Cattle Decapitation
Chaotic Matrix
Cock and Ball Torture
Digested Flesh
Decadent Orgy of Atrocious Suffering
Methadone Abortion Clinic
Effigy of The Forgotten
Fistfuck
Eyehategod
Human's Pain
Perpetual Degradation
Terebral Turbulency
Phobia
The Day Everything Became Nothing
Vital Remains
Prosthetic Cunt
Decrypt
Screaming Afterbirth
Dyscrasia
Splatterhouse
Last House on The Right
Basket of Death
Black Market Fetus
Violent Shit
Tech Nine
Brotha Lynch
X-Raided
The Used
The Spill Canvas
The Honorary Title
HelloGoodbye
Ryan Patrick
Michael Andrews
Gary Jules
Cute Is What We Aim For
Forgive Durden
Boys Night Out
Immortal Technique
Living Legends
Something Corporate
Senses Fail
Panic! At The Disco
Plus 44
Blink 182
Boxcar Racer
Angels and Airwaves
mxpx
Hollywood Undead
Gym Class Heroes
Fall Out Boy
Taking Back Sunday
Ben Folds/Ben Folds Five
Bad Religion
Brand New
Flogging Molly
Sherwood
Nerf Herder
Futher Seems Forever
Umbrellas
Motion City Soundtrack
Semisonic
Throwdown
Bleeding Though
Poison The Well
Letter Kills
The Chemistry
Greenday
Count The Stars
Bright Eyes
Funeral For a Friend
Cartel
At The Drive-In
The Early November
Five For Fighting
Never Heard Of It
Alkaline Trio
Somehow Hollow
Steriogram
Matchbook Romance
Atom And His Package
The Reunion Show
The Starting Line
Good Charlotte
Finch
Yellowcard
Matchbox Romance
Story of The Year
Bowling for Soup
Saves the Day
The Juliana Theory
Placebo
Cursive
Spitalfield
Simple Plan
Mest
Norma Jean
The Faint
The Ataris
Phantom Planet
Coheed and cambria
Glassjaw
Sworn Enemy
Bury Your Dead
Slick Shoes
Less Than Jake
The Suicide Machines
Thrice
The All American Rejects
Social Distortion
SugarCult
No Use For A Name
The Get Up Kids
The Vandals
Thursday
Reel Big Fish
Jon Bon Jovi
The Beatles
Billy Joel
Bryan Adams
Dashboard Confessionals
New Found Glory
Gob
Anti-Flag
Mindless Self Indulgence
Sum 41
Sublime
As I Lay Dying
From Autumn To Ashes
Small Brown Bike

Movies -edward scissor hands-
-the ninth gate-
-lost in mancha-
-el mariachi: 10 years later-
-the man who cried-
-the astronauts wife-
-fear and loathing in las vegas-
-ed wood-
-benny and joon-
-Nightmare On Elm Street-
-once apon a time in mexico-
-sleepy hollow-
-blow-
-the secret window-
-from hell-
-finding neverland-
-pirates of the caribbean-
-pirates of the caribbean: dead mans chest-
-the people under the stairs- -the lord of the rings trilogy-
-kids-
-varsity blues-
-swingers-
-friday night lights-
-haggard-
-bad boys-
-bad boys 2-
-hitch-
-harold and kumar go to white castle-
-the bourne idenity-
-the bourne supremacy-
-along came polly-
-any given sunday-
-good burger-
-scream trilogy-
-hook-
-rocky-
-the xmen movies-
-the forgotten-
-white noise-
-slc punk-
-stand by me-
-willow-
-homeward bound-
-milo n otis-
-independance day-
-drop dead fred-
-the teenage mutant ninja turtles-
-finding nemo-
-thirteen ghosts-
-rudy-
-the lion king-
-aladdin-
-casino-
-scarface-
-donnie darko-
-mystic river-
-grease-
-strangeland-
-twister-
-oceans eleven-
-oceans twelve-
-american history x-
-fight club-
-the lethal weapon movies-
-willy wonka and the chocolate factory-
-the lost boys-
-the goonies-
-lilo and stitch-
-the matrix-
-the matrix reloaded-
-the matrix revolutions-
-summer catch-
-scooby doo-

Television House
Stand off
The Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air
Nip/Tuck
Beauty And The Geek
South Park
Meet The Barkers
The King Of Queens
American Chopper
Croc. Hunter[RIP Steve Irwin]
Jeff Corwin
Austin Stevens: Snake Master
Numb3rs
CSI
Degrassi
Even Stevens
Boy Meets World
Baseball
Basketball
Football

I'd like to meet:



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