ARE U A DOG PERSON? |
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You Know You Are a Dog Person When...
You have a kiddie wading pool in the yard, but no small children.
Lintwheels are on your shopping list every week.
You have baby...
Posted by JACK "DA PIRATE PUP" on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 10:18:00 PST |
HOW TO BE THE BEST GSD written by JACK |
NEWSPAPERS:
If you have to go to the bathroom while playing in the front yard, always use the newspaper that's placed in the driveway every morning for that purpose.
VISITORS:
Quickly determine whi...
Posted by JACK "DA PIRATE PUP" on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 01:07:00 PST |
DOGGY DICTIONARY |
LEASH: A strap which attaches to your collar, enabling you to lead your person where you want him/her to go.
DOG BED: any soft, clean surface, such as the white bedspread in the guest room or the newl...
Posted by JACK "DA PIRATE PUP" on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 11:38:00 PST |
How to photograph a puppy |
How To Photograph A New Puppy
1. Remove film from box and load camera
2. Remove film box from puppy's mouth and throw in trash
3. Remove puppy from trash and brush coffee grounds from muzzle
4. Ch...
Posted by JACK "DA PIRATE PUP" on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 01:01:00 PST |
POEM FOR NEW PUPPY OWNERS |
"A Poem for New Puppy Owners"Author unknown.Don't smell crotches, don't eat plants.Don't steal food or underpants.Don't eat my socks, don't grab my hair...DON'T RIP THE STUFFING FROM THAT CHAIR!Don't ...
Posted by JACK "DA PIRATE PUP" on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 06:17:00 PST |
IF PUPPIES COULD TALK |
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.
The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff.
I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee...
Posted by JACK "DA PIRATE PUP" on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 01:17:00 PST |
