Ahem...
Oh, you mean for serious?
AES-256, AIM, Apache, Art, Astronomy, Bass, BitTorrent, BRAD: The Game, The Brick Testament, BSD, C, C++, CG, CGI, Chat, Code, Comic Books, Commodore 64, Computers, Computer Graphics, Concerts, Cosmology, CSS, Design, DHTML, Digital Video, Drawing, DHTML, DXHTML, Dreamcast, Electronics, Encryption, FastCGI, Feel the Magic XY/XX, Film, Firefox, Fractals, FreeBSD, Gadgets, Gaim, Game Boy, Game Boy Advance, GameCube, Graphical User Interfaces, Graphic Design, Harmonic Resonance, HD, HDTV, Holographic Universe Theory, Homestar Runner, Home Theater, HTML, Humor, The Internet, JavaScript, jEdit, KDE, Kubuntu, Laughing, Linux, Live Music, Mario, Math, Mathematics, Metroid, Monkey Island, Movies, Mozilla, Music, Ninjas, Nintendo, Nintendo 64, Nintendo DS, OpenOffice.org, Open Source, OpenSSL, Operating Systems, The Parking Lot is Full, PBF, pdaXrom, The Perry Bible Fellowship, Philosophy, Photoshop, Pirates, PLIF, Prince of Persia, Programming, PSP, Quantum Mechanics, Quantum Physics, Samurai, Science, Security, Sega Genesis, Shows, Slashdot, Software, Sonic the Hedgehog, Space, Space Moose, SSL, String Theory, Tablet PCs, Technology, Television, Threebrain, TMCM, Too Much Coffee Man, Touchscreens, Trivia, TV, Twigger's Holiday, Ubuntu, Unix, Video, Video Games, Vikings, WarioWare, WarioWare: Touched!, WarioWare: Twisted!, Web Design, Web Development, Wikipedia, Writing, XHTML, XML, Zaurus, Zelda, Zombies
Ninjas
Pirates
Robots
Samurai
Vikings
Zombies
...plus any combination of the above with "from Space" or "from the Future"
IM: brentangel
(The "angel" bit's from my last name -- let the stalking begin!)
And I always have an away message up, whether I'm there or not...
Music I've seen live is in bold.
22 Jacks, 30 Seconds to Mars, 311, 10,000 Maniacs, Alabama Thunderpussy, Alice in Chains, Alien Ant Farm, Amon Amarth, Armor for Sleep, The Amps, Andrew WK, Angelfish, A Perfect Circle, Apex Theory, Aphex Twin, The Apples in Stereo, Ash, The Ataris, Atom and His Package (2x), Avenged Sevenfold, The B-52's, Baby Gramps, Bad Religion, Beastie Boys, The Beatles, Beck, Belly, Better Than Ezra, Big Dumb Face, Bigwig, Billy Idol, The Birthday Massacre, Bjork, Blink-182, Bob Dylan, Borknagar, Boyz II Men, Breaking Benjamin (2x), The Breeders, Bright Eyes, Brujeria, Buckethead, Burden Brothers, BS 2000, Burzum, Bush, Busta Rhymes, Butter 08, Butthole Surfers, Cannibal Corpse, Captain Ahab, The Cars, Cave In, Cheap Trick, The Chemical Brothers, Chevelle, Ching Chong Song, Chopper One, CIV, CKY, The Clash, Coheed and Cambria, Colonel Claypool's Bucket of Bernie Brains, Cooter (a bunch), The Council, Cradle of Filth, Croswell (a bunch), The Crystal Method, The Dan Band, Danger Doom, Darkest Hour, Dark Funeral, Darkthrone, The Dave Brockie Experience, David Bowie, David Byrne, Dead Kennedys, The Dead Milkmen, Death From Above 1979, Deftones, Descendents, The Detachment Kit, Dethklok, Devo, The Dillinger Escape Plan, Dimmu Borgir, Dinosaur Jr., Dire Straits, DJ Spooky, The Donnas, Donna the Buffalo, Dr. Dre, Dropkick Murphys, Drums and Tuba, Duran Duran, DVDA, The Eels, Elastica, Emergency Broadcast Network, Eminem, Emperor, Everclear, Everdusk (a bunch), The Exies, Faith No More, Fantomas, Fear Factory, Fenix TX, Filter, The Flaming Lips, Foo Fighters, Frank Zappa, Frog Brigade, Fugazi, Full Circle, Galactic, Garbage, Geggy Tah, Generic, George Clinton and Parliament Funkadelic, The Geraldine Fibbers, The Geto Boys, The Get Up Kids, Giant Drag, Girls Against Boys, Glassjaw, Gnarls Barkley, Goldfinger, Good Charlotte, Gorgoroth, The Go! Team, Green Day (2x), Greg Allman and Friends, Guttermouth, GWAR (2x), Helmet, Henry Homesweet, The Hives, Hole, HORSE the Band, Hot Water Music, Hum, Human Waste Project, Humble Beginnings (a couple times), Ice Cube, ICP, I Farm (a bunch), Imperial Teen, The Impossibles, Incubus, Interpol, James, Jamiroquai, Jane's Addiction, Jawbox, Jimi Hendrix, Jimmie's Chicken Shack, Jimmy Eat World, Judas Priest, Juliana Hatfield, Kenny Muhammad - The Human Orchestra (2x), Kid Rock, Kill Hannah, The Kills, King Missile, Korn (2x), Lamb of God, Lanemeyer (a bunch), Led Zeppelin, Th' Legendary Shack Shakers, Les Claypool (2x), Less Than Jake, Letters to Cleo, Limp Bizkit, Little Richard, Live, Liz Phair, Lost Prophets, Lush, Madlib, Madvillain, Magnapop, Marduk, Marilyn Manson, Mastodon, Maximum the Hormone, Mayhem, mc chris, MC Hammer, Meat Puppets, Melt-Banana, Metal Molly, MF Doom, Midtown (2x), The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Mike Patton, Mindless Self Indulgence (4x), The Minibosses, Minus the Bear, The Misfits, Modest Mouse, Mofos, Moral Edge, Motion City Soundtrack, Motley Crue, Motorhead, Mr. Bungle, The Mr. T Experience, Mudvayne, The Muffs, Muse, MxPx (2x), My Chemical Romance, Nada Surf, Necrophagist, N.E.R.D., Nerf Herder, New Found Glory (a bunch), Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, NOFX (2x), Oasis, Ol' Dirty Bastard, onelinedrawing, Opeth, Optimus Rhyme, Orange Drop Kid, Orgy, Outkast, Oysterhead, Ozomatli, P, Pantera, Pavement, Pearl Jam, Peelander-Z, Pelvic Thunder, Pinback, Pink Floyd, The Pixies, PJ Harvey, Placebo, The Plastics, The Police, Polysics, Porno for Pyros, Portishead, The Postman Syndrome, The Presidents of the United States of America, The Pretenders, Primus, Prince, The Prodigy, Prolapse, Quarashi, Queens of the Stone Age, The Queers, Radiohead, Rahzel, Rammstein, The Ramones, Rancid, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Reef, Reel Big Fish, The Refreshments, Reggie and the Full Effect, R.E.M., The Rentals, Republica, The Reverend Horton Heat, River City High, The Riverdales, Rob Zombie, Rocket from the Crypt, Rusted Root, Russian Circles, Sausage, Saves the Day, Screeching Weasel, The Seatbelts, Sebadoh, Sepultura, Serj Tankian, Sevendust, Shadows Fall, Shady View Terrace (a couple times), Shat, Silverchair, Slayer, Sleeper, Sleepytime Gorilla Museum, Smashing Pumpkins, Snoop Dogg, Sonic Youth, Soul Asylum, Soul Coughing, Soulfly, Soundgarden, Spacehog, The Specials, Spin Doctors, Sponge, Stabbing Westward, Static-X, Stone Temple Pilots, Strapping Young Lad, Straylight Run, The Strokes, Sublime, Sugar Ray, The Suicide Machines, Superdrag, The Sutras, Sweatpant Boners, System of a Down, Talking Heads, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Tenacious D, theSTART, They Might Be Giants, Threebrain, TLC, The Toadies, Toenut, Toilet Crisis, Tool, Tori Amos, The Toy Dolls, The Trachtenburg Family Slideshow Players, Tripping Daisy, Tub Ring, Tuscadero, Type O Negative, The Vandals, Vanilla Ice, VAST, Veruca Salt, Violent Femmes, Voodoo Glow Skulls, Wally Pleasant, Wax, Ween, Weezer, "Weird Al" Yankovic, Wesley Willis, West Beverly (a couple times), Whale, Wheatus, Wingnut, The White Stripes, White Zombie, The Who, William Shatner, Wing, Wu-Tang Clan, Yoko Kanno, YTCracker, Zlad2 Days in the Valley, 4: Rise of the Silver Surfer, 21, 28 Days Later, 300, 2001: A Space Odyssey, The Abyss, Ace Ventura, Aeon Flux, Alien, Alien Avengers, Alien Planet, Aliens, Along Came a Spider, American Beauty, American Gangster, American History X, American Pie, American Psycho, American Psycho II: All American Girl, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy, Animal House, The Animatrix, Apollo 13, Apocalypse Now, Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters, The Aristocrats, Army of Darkness, Assassins, Austin Powers, Avalon, Back to the Future, Bandits, Barton Fink, BASEketball, Batman, Batman Begins, Battle Royale, A Beautiful Mind, Beavis and Butt-Head Do America, Beetle Juice, Behind Enemy Lines, Being John Malkovich, Beowulf, Better Off Dead, Big, Big Fish, The Big Hit, The Big Lebowski, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, Bio-Dome, Black Hawk Down, Blade, Blade Runner, Blades of Glory, Blow, Blown Away, Bongwater, The Boondock Saints, Bottle Rocket, The Bourne Identity, The Bourne Supremacy, The Bourne Ultimatum, Bowfinger, The Brady Bunch Movie, Bram Stoker's Dracula, The Breakfast Club, Bulworth, Bruce Almighty, The 'burbs, The Butterfly Effect, The Cave, The Cell, Changing Lanes, Children of the Corn, Children of Men, The Chronicles of Riddick, Clerks, A Clockwork Orange, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, Cloverfield, Collateral, The Comedians of Comedy, Constantine, Contact, Cool World, Cowboy Bebop: The Movie, Creepshow, Crippled Masters, The Crow, Cube, Cube 2: Hypercube, Cube Zero, Cujo, Curdled, Dark City, The Dark Crystal, Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead, The Day the Earth Stood Still, Dazed and Confused, Dead Alive, Dead End, Death Becomes Her, Death Note, Death to Smoochy, Deja Vu, Demolition Man, Desperado, Desperate Living, The Devil's Rejects, Die Hard: With a Vengeance, Dick, Dirty Work, Disturbia, Doctor Strange, Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story, Donnie Darko, The Doom Generation, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb, Drunken Master, Dumb and Dumber, Dune, Earth Girls are Easy, The Edge, Edward Scissorhands, Eight Legged Freaks, Election, Elephant, Enemy Mine, Equilibrium, Eraserhead, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial, Event Horizon, Evil Alien Conquerors, Evil Dead, Evil Dead II, Evolution, eXistenZ, The Exorcist, Face/Off, Fahrenheit 9/11, Fallen, Falling Down, Fantastic Four, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, The Fifth Element, Fight Club, Final Destination, Flight of the Navigator, Flightplan, Forrest Gump, Four Brothers, Four Rooms, Four Weddings and a Funeral, Freddy Got Fingered, Freddy Vs. Jason, Freeway, Friday the 13th, From Dusk Till Dawn, From Hell, The Fugitive, Full Metal Jacket, The Game, Gattaca, Ghostbusters, Ghostbusters II, Ghost Dog, Ghost in the Shell, Ghost Rider, Gladiator, G.I. Joe: The Movie, Glory, Go, The Godfather, Goodfellas, The Goonies, Grandma's Boy, The Green Mile, Gremlins, Grindhouse, Groundhog Day, The Grudge, Gwar: Phallus in Wonderland, Haggard, Half Baked, Halloween, Hannibal, Hannibal Rising, Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle, Heathers, Heavy Metal, Hellraiser, Hide and Seek, High Fidelity, High Tension, History of the World: Part I, A History of Violence, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Hitman, Hostage, Hot Fuzz, House of 1000 Corpses, Hudson Hawk, I Am Legend, Ichi the Killer, Identity, Idiocracy, I Heart Huckabees, The Illusionist, Independence Day, Indiana Jones, Interview with the Vampire, I Robot, Iron Monkey, It, The Jackal, Jackass: The Movie, Jeepers Creepers, La Jetee, The Jerk, Johnny Dangerously, Johnny Mnemonic, Jurassic Park, Kids, Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy, Kill Bill, The Kingdom, King Kong, K-PAX, Kung Pow, L.A. Confidential, Land of the Dead, The Last King of Scotland, The Last Samurai, A League of Their Own, Legend, Leon, Let's Go to Prison, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Life is Beautiful, Life of Brian, Little Miss Sunshine, Little Shop of Horrors, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Logan's Run, Lord of War, Lost Highway, Lucky Number Slevin, The Machinist, Magnolia, Mallrats, The Manchurian Candidate, Man on Fire, Man on the Moon, Man's Best Friend, Mars Attacks!, Master and Commander, The Matrix, Me and You and Everyone We Know, The Meaning of Life, Meet the Parents, Memento, Miami Vice, Mimic, Mission: Impossible, Monkeybone, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Mr. and Mrs. Smith, Mulholland Drive, Mutant Aliens, Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie, Mystic River, The Naked Gun, Napoleon Dynamite, Natural Born Killers, Next, A Nightmare on Elm Street, Noises Off..., The Number 23, Office Space, Oldboy, Old School, The Omen, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, One Hour Photo, Orgazmo, The Others, Over the Edge, Out of Time, Panic Room, Paradise Lost, Paradise Lost 2: Revelations, Paycheck, PCU, Pee-wee's Big Adventure, The People Under the Stairs, Phantasm, Pi, Pink Flamingos, Pirates of the Caribbean, Pitch Black, Planet of the Apes, Pootie Tang, Predator, Predator 2, The Prestige, Primal Fear, The Princess Bride, Princess Mononoke, The Professional, Psycho, Pulp Fiction, Pumpkinhead, The Punisher, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Real Genius, Recount, Red Dragon, Reno 911!: Miami, Requiem for a Dream, Reservoir Dogs, Revolver, The Ring, Rings, The Ring Two, Ripley's Game, Road Trip, Robocop, Roger and Me, Romper Stomper, Rounders, The Royal Tenenbaums, Rumble in the Bronx, Run Lola Run, Running Time, Run Ronnie Run, Salo o le 120 giornate di Sodoma, Saved!, Saving Private Ryan, Saw, A Scanner Darkly, Scanners, Scarface, Scary Movie, The Score, Scream, Screamers, Secret Window, Senior Trip, Serenity, Serial Mom, Se7en, Shadow of the Vampire, Shaft, Shaun of the Dead, The Shawshank Redemption, The Shining, Signs, Shoot 'Em Up, Silence of the Lambs, The Simpsons Movie, Sin City, The Sixth Sense, Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow, SLC Punk, Sleepaway Camp, Slither, Smokin' Aces, Snatch., Sneakers, So I Married an Axe Murderer, Solaris, South Park, Spaceballs, Sphere, Spider-Man, Spider-Man 2, Spider-Man 3, Spirited Away, Spun, Stand by Me, Stargate, Starsky and Hutch, Star Trek, Star Wars, Strange Days, Strangeland, Stealing Harvard, The Story of Ricky, Stranger Than Fiction, Summer School, Sunshine, Superbad, Superman, Superman Returns, Survive Style 5, Suspect Zero, Susperia, Swordfish, Taking Lives, Taxi Driver, Teenage Caveman, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, The Terminal, The Terminator, Terminator 2: Judgment Day, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, There Will Be Blood, Thief, Thinner, The Thirteenth Floor, This Island Earth, This Is Spinal Tap, Tigerland, Timeline, The Time Machine, A Time to Kill, Total Recall, Training Day, Trainspotting, Transformers, The Transformers, The Transporter, Trekkies, Tremors, Tron, Troops, Troy, True Lies, True Romance, The Truman Show, Twelve Monkeys, Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me, UHF, Ultraviolet, Unbreakable, Undead, Underworld, The Usual Suspects, Vacancy, Vanilla Sky, Versus, Very Bad Things, Vibes, Virtuosity, Waking Life, The Warriors, Wayne's World, The Way of the Gun, The Weather Man, Wedding Crashers, Wet Hot American Summer, White Noise, Who am I?, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, The Whole Nine Yards, Willard, Wonder Boys, The X-Files, X-Men, X2, Yellow Submarine, Young Frankenstein, Zoolander
12 oz. Mouse, 24, Adult Swim, Aeon Flux, American Dad, The Andy Milonakis Show, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Arrested Development, Assy McGee, The A-Team, Babylon 5, Back to You, Beavis and Butt-Head, The Ben Stiller Show, The Boondocks, The Brak Show, Cartoon Express, Cartoon Planet, Chapelle's Show, Chuck, Clerks, Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion, The Colbert Report, The Comedians of Comedy, Count Duckula, Cowboy Bebop, Crusade, CSI, CSI: Miami, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Daily Show, Danger Mouse, Death Note, Dexter, Dirt, Dirty Sexy Money, Doggy Fizzle Televizzle, Drawn Together, Draw Squad, The Drinky Crow Show, Drive, DuckTales, Dune, Enterprise, Exit 57, Family Guy, Fat Guy Stuck in Internet, Firefly, FLCL, Frisky Dingo, Futurama, The Future is Wild, Garth Marenghi's Darkplace, Get a Life, Gerhard Reinke's Wanderlust, Golden Years, Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law, The Head, Heat Vision and Jack, Home Movies, Human Giant, Hyperdrive, Iron Chef, Jackass, John Adams, Journeyman, Jump Cuts, The Kids in the Hall, Kingdom Hospital, Korgoth of Barbaria, Liquid Television, The Lone Gunmen, The Lost Room, Lucy: Daughter of the Devil, MADtv, Man to Man with Dean Learner, Masters of Science Fiction, The Maxx, Metalocalypse, Millennium, Minoriteam, Mission Hill, Moral Orel, Mr. Show, MXC, Mystery Science Theater 3000, New Amsterdam, The Oblongs, The Office, Paranoia Agent, Pee-wee's Playhouse, Perfect Hair Forever, Reaper, Recount, Reign: The Conqueror, Ren and Stimpy, Reno 911!, Revelations, The Riches, Robot Chicken, Rome, Samurai Champloo, Saul of the Mole Men, Sealab 2021, Seinfeld, Shin-chan, The Sifl and Olly Show, The Simpsons, Six Feet Under, Sledge Hammer!, Smoking Gun TV, The Sopranos, South Park, Square One TV, Squidbillies, Star Trek, The Star Wars Christmas Special, The State, Stella, Stiff, Superjail, Tenacious D, Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles, Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!, Tom Goes to the Mayor, The Tom Green Show, Trigger Happy TV, TV Funhouse, Twin Peaks, The Vacant Lot, The Venture Bros., Viva la Bam, Wonder Showzen, Xavier: Renegade Angel, The X-Files, You Can't Do That on Television
Brave New World, Choke, Chuck Palahniuk, Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency, Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, How to Build a Universe That Doesn't Fall Apart Two Days Later, Invisible Monsters, Jurassic Park, The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul, Mark E. Rogers, The Meaning of Liff, Michael Crichton, Philip K. Dick, Samurai Cat
Superheroes:
- Multiple ManReal American Heroes: