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Hi, I am Lieutenant Tuck Pendleton. I used to be a test pilot for the U.S. Air Force.
In 1987, I was the lone candidate chosen (the only guy crazy enough) for a top secret miniaturization experiment. I, and my vessel, were to be shruken down to an atomic size, put inside a syringe, and I was to pilot my craft around the insides of a rabbit after being injected into its body.
It was just supposed to be a preliminary test, but things went terribly wrong when that bitch Margaret Canker stormed into Vector-Scope to try and steal the chip inside my craft inside the syringe. Ozzie got my ass out of there, but was unfortunatley mortally wounded at the mall where he--right before dying--injected me into the ass of a hypochondriac Safeway grocery clerk: Jack Putter .
Now that I had found myself inside of Jack , I eventually found a way to communicate with him through his auditory system and a way to see through his eyes. The two of us got the help of my cute-yet-bitter girlfriend: journalist Lydia Maxwell . We had to deal with those punks Victor Scrimshaw and Dr. Canker , as well as that pip-squeak mimbo The Cowboy .
Shortly after this wild adventure, me and Lydia got married. We had a child and lived quite happily until we decided to get divorced in 2004.
I still see Jack everyone once and awhile, but we're not as good friends as we used to be. Just not the same.
