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Mark Dolan

MARK DOLAN LIVE SHOW MONDAY 28TH MAY 2007 9.30pm HEN & CHICKENS THEATRE!!

About Me

LATEST BLOG FRI 18 MAY - slightly sore right tonsil, but do I still have tonsils? Must check. If I don't then it's something worse.... Tony Blair's just had a rant on American radio about how you can't get a decent cup of tea in Europe. Probably because every cup served to him in nations like France, Germany etc are half-filled with poison. And piss. My son is nearly two, and his toothpaste is called "training toothpaste". No pithy remark here, but isn't that sweet? My accountant was wearing a stripy shirt today - is he having an affair? A mid-life crisis? Either way it's taken 10 years off him. Dijon mustard brings me out in spots, but English mustard fine. Am I the only one? Thanks for listening. Come and see my show on Bank Holiday Monday 28th May in Islington. If you're living in the Highlands, get the sleeper, and I'll buy you dinner. Have a great weekend all of you X

My Interests

Watching men swimming

I'd like to meet:

You!

Music:

Captain Fantastic and the Brown Dirt Cowboy - Elton John. Songs For Swingin' Lovers - Frank Sinatra. Born To Run - Bruce Springsteen.

Movies:

Carry on Doctor, Love and Death, Duck Soup, Fletch, Planes Trains, the Pink Panther Strikes Again, Hannah and Her Sisters, The Spy Who Loved Me.

Television:

Worzel Gummidge, Balls of Steel, TFI, Dallas, Only Fools & Horses, Saxondale, Steptoe and Son, The Likely Lads, Jeeves and Wooster, Minder, Dragons Den, Paddington.

Books:

A Confederacy of Dunces, Skinny Legs and All, Jack Maggs, Calvin & Hobbes, Mr Men, Anna Karenina

Heroes:

Woody Allen, David Letterman, Elton John.

My Blog

Bad Back

Had bad back for first of my 33 years and was forced to visit the doctor and of course on arrival in his surgery my symptoms promptly disappeared, to the point that I had a body more supple and bendy ...
Posted by Mark Dolan on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 02:59:00 PST

Starbucks

FRI 30 MARCHSitting in Starbucks Oxford Street drinking tea, but sadly Starbucks don't understand tea. It's like buying toothpaste from a sex shop. Their heart's not really in it, and I only feel like...
Posted by Mark Dolan on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 02:20:00 PST

Flu

I'm not well. I've had terrible flu and even got the flaky skin like Tom Hanks in Philadelphia - if you could've seen me it was nearly as moving. But am well again and fired up for this show on Monday...
Posted by Mark Dolan on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 02:22:00 PST

4Radio Weekly Show

You can listen to and download all of the fantastic 4Radio weekly shows at this link. http://www.channel4radio.com/store/view.php?Id=425&Produ ctCategoryId=49   go on - you know you want to. x...
Posted by Mark Dolan on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 04:34:00 PST