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Cracker Dan (an ANTiLEGO)

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About Me

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My Interests

snowboarding, climbing, writing, drawing, tattoos, mountain tops with friends, coffee, philosophilizating at 430am, PBR, useless yo momma comments, being in uncomfortable situations, snowboards.snowboards.snowboards.snowboards.snowboards.snowb oards, and the associated boners.

I'd like to meet:

People who provide definition for wildfire. Calm, quiet, then ravaging and insane. I also want to meet a talking refridgerator so I can talk shit to it about how it made my cheese moldy and my milk chunky.

Music:

the wonderful melodies of my anus

Movies:

movies that make you think, make you laugh, depict snowboarding as the coolest thing known to man, or would make an evangelical christian puke (not hating the religion... i'm just pretty sure that i would enjoy movies that provoke vomit from an evangelical christian)

Television:

the revolution (cuz it will be televised... with expensive commercial breaks)

Books:

discourse on thought, everything is illuminated, steppenwolf, civil disobedience, anything heinlien, some clancy, douglas adams, plato, 100years of solitude, the connected age, anything about the history of math, david gutterson, dune, touching the void, endurance, the curious incident of the dog at nighttime

Heroes:

big brother... for making americans who we are today. he deserves a big gold star.

My Blog

untitled

the sovereigntyofconsciousnessis a miss...bliss exists as a wandering hallucination. a fascination of unyawning colors coloring the colorful pillars of imagination. the structure of habitation. the go...
Posted by Cracker Dan (an ANTiLEGO) on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 09:29:00 PST

i spent a day hacking my mind

i tried posting this last night and it didn't werk. myspace is retarded sometimes.--trapped by beauty--be seated today.experience the effectabstract art has on tu.until your head becomes more than nad...
Posted by Cracker Dan (an ANTiLEGO) on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 06:10:00 PST

Metermaid

Let us play in the barbed fence play penof the legal playground.Packed full withthecourt system merry-go-roundand those bobby senatorsthat throw you on the ground.Bow to the yard master: Brother sheri...
Posted by Cracker Dan (an ANTiLEGO) on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 03:23:00 PST

i dont like microphones

i dont like microphoneswhen my own tone sufficesthe prices we paywhen we follow anothers wayplays into the displayof who we are.the caryou may drivethe barwhere you surviveall combined to saythis is y...
Posted by Cracker Dan (an ANTiLEGO) on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 11:36:00 PST

...in the infinite we rise...

...fascinated we areby worlds afar.what their pearls are.even in universes that know no starswith no holds barred,but held in,stored inside the florescent side of pride,derived by the spheres,belliger...
Posted by Cracker Dan (an ANTiLEGO) on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 11:41:00 PST

bloodwine

these pages push like opposing magnetsfighting the graphite of this poetry...the "woe is me."the "i am an absurdity"writing words to mewith imagry not so beneficial to me.furthering distorted realitie...
Posted by Cracker Dan (an ANTiLEGO) on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 08:48:00 PST

Hearts and New Circus City

Spirits played games with my heart.They broke hearts first,and I lost.Threw out the Queen,and I lost.Lost all their hearts,and I lost.But I shot the moon that night.----You cannot say you have breathe...
Posted by Cracker Dan (an ANTiLEGO) on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 08:32:00 PST

The Leaves of Autumn

They partlike fresh dust danicing on a winter's highwaywhen I walkas if to saythat their might is a riverand I am a rockbecause in my eddythey frolic with me.The leaves of autumnare more than golden r...
Posted by Cracker Dan (an ANTiLEGO) on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 10:33:00 PST

This Tree

There is this treethis tree off highway 93that I always look forbut never seebecause like wordsmy eyes cannot fully comprehend the essense.A friend of mine one saidwhen asked how his deep-fried jalape...
Posted by Cracker Dan (an ANTiLEGO) on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 10:40:00 PST

Swab the baby

that actually happend...I'd like to thank the TSA.Without themI would not realize how stupid I pack.Becausein these dangerous daysof candy coated securityit is IMPERATIVEthat my laptopbe easily access...
Posted by Cracker Dan (an ANTiLEGO) on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 10:03:00 PST