Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver." -Jack HandyI edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4/A
Music is my boyfriend Music is my girlfriend Music is my dead end Music is my imaginary friend Music is my brother Music is my great-grand-daughter Music is my sister Music is my favorite mistressFrom all the shit the one i gotta buy is music From all the jobs the one i choose is music From all the drinks the one i get drunk is music From all the bitches the one i wannabe is musicMusic is my beach house Music is my hometown Music is my kingsize bed Music is my hot hot bath Music is my hot hot sex Music is my back rub Music is where i'd like you to touch -Cansei De Ser Sexy
Dreamgirls, Swingers, My Cousin Vinny, Willow, Chipmunk Adventure, Lifetime Movies about teens, Just Friends, The Departed, Wedding Crashers, Imaginary Heroes, 40 Year-Old Virgin, Crash, Donnie Darko, Adaptation, Walk the Line, Eternal Sunshine, Garden State, Lost In Translation, Singles, So I Married An Axe Murderer, Trainspotting, Home Alone, Empire Records, Love Song For Bobby Long, Labyrinth, The Royal Tenenbaums, Rushmore, Tommy Boy, Dumb and Dumber, anything made in the 80's is pure genius
A&E, Simpsons, Sopranos, Six Feet Under, Fam Guy, Saved By the Bell, Degrassi, MTV "reality shows", Nip/Tuck, like Homer says, "Television-Teacher, Mother, Secret Lover!"
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