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amandatory

Brown chicken. Brown cow.

About Me

ask about the free plant....

My Interests

I can procrastinate with the best of them. My mom once said, "You won't amount to anything because you procrastinate." I told her, "Just wait."

I'd like to meet:

Anthony Michael Hall.

Music:

Amy Winehouse, The Radio Dept., Casiotone for the Painfully Alone, Air, Me First & the Gimmie Gimmies, Bjork, Moloko, Bangles, Peaches, Scissor Sisters, The Streets, Ladytron, Goldfrapp, Felix da Housecat, The Faint, '80's, '70's, Snoop, Outkast, Beck, Rilo Kiley, Missy, Royksopp, Massive Attack, Madonna, M.I.A., Annie, Kosheen, ABBA, Miss Kittin, Tegan & Sara, Her Space Holiday, The Capricorns, Aqueduct, Lamb

Movies:

A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints, Sunset Boulevard, Thank You for Smoking, The Chumscrubber, The Squid and the Whale, Donnie Darko, Rushmore, All the Real Girls, You Can Count on Me, Moonstruck, The Man Who Wasn't There, Murder by Death, Election, the John Hughes classics, The Princess Bride, Clue, Bridget Jones' Diary, Edward Scissorhands, Far From Heaven, Lost in Translation, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Secretary, Outside Providence, David Lynch, Code 46, I Heart Huckabees, A Love Song for Bobby Long, Wedding Crashers, Sin City

Television:

Reaper, 30 Rock, How I Met Your Mother, Lost, The Family Guy, Buffy, Simpsons, Twin Peaks, Six Feet Under, The Office, Veronica Mars, Sopranos, The State, Freaks and Geeks, My So-Called Life

Books:

The Dream Jar, Dave Sedaris, Rules of Attraction, Naked Pictures of Famous People, The Lorax, The BFG

Heroes:

the inventor of slow motion.

My Blog

did he say what i think he said?

so i just added the ghostbusters theme song to my page to add a little halloween flavor and i'm slightly disturbed. i think ray parker jr. says "bustin' makes me feel good" at the end of the song.&nbs...
Posted by amandatory on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 08:11:00 PST

Garbage that sings.

Since Seattle wasn't ready for the whole "global warming" trend, air conditioners weren't really a priority when erecting housing (Yay!  I used the word erect without the word penis!).  This...
Posted by amandatory on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 04:03:00 PST

Thank You for Smoking.

You're welcome.   But seriously folks, this movie kicks ass.  See it if you value greatness.
Posted by amandatory on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 05:36:00 PST

God dammit Bravo!!!

Why does Bravo have the most addicting reality shows ever???  C'mon don't act like you're all above it...everyone loves a litte soul sucking once in a while.  Project Runway's over...I shed ...
Posted by amandatory on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 08:52:00 PST

lucifer? hi, i'm amanda.

why don't people just call ikea by it's christian name?  satan.  i have never felt so stupid in my life (okay, maybe that's not entirely true).  i mean do i have to be a fuckin brain su...
Posted by amandatory on Sat, 11 Mar 2006 07:44:00 PST

Jon Stewart...marry me.

well, i think the search is finally over.  i have found the man that will father my children.  congratulations, jonny boy, you're the next contestant.  it is a rare thing...that humor, ...
Posted by amandatory on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 03:04:00 PST

Ladytron, bitches...

alright, it's official...Ladytron is coming to Seattle!  I think my life was just made.  thanks "oopps i crapped my pants".
Posted by amandatory on Sun, 05 Feb 2006 09:04:00 PST

Stalker Status

My coworker went to the Palm Springs Film Festival and brought me back a present.  I waited for weeks until she finally brought my present in to work.  Let me tell you, it was worth the wait...
Posted by amandatory on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 06:02:00 PST

Paranoid cafe

Maybe because it's late, maybe because I'm tired, maybe it's cabin fever for being trapped inside for the last 4 days, but I can't stop thinking about how freaky webcams are.  I mean it just seem...
Posted by amandatory on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 11:22:00 PST

Time Travel

As the holiday/birthday season comes to a wind down, I reflect on all the time traveling I've been up to (or getting completely shitcanned for those of you unfamiliar with Dave Attel terminology).&nbs...
Posted by amandatory on Sun, 08 Jan 2006 10:56:00 PST