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Mr. Scribbles

I wasnt born with enough middle fingers

About Me


I need to find a better pomade for my pomp...
I wear a onesie bunny rabbit pajamees, have a very unhealthy infatuation with Elmo, and like to play with my poo. You might go as far to say that Im an Asian teletubbie..just call me "Twinkie Tubbie". Im uber dorkful and sometimes a nerd...well okay I am a nerd. Im always pickin my nose or pullin wedgies out of my ass. I sling around avocados and haribo gummi bears because they are the two things that give me a boner. I butterchurn to Britney Spears and moonwalk to Milli Vanilli...I know..Im so boring...
Whom am I kidding. I look in the mirror and all that I see is a young old man with only a dream.
I dont deal with flakes. I dont deal with bullshit. And I really dont deal with drama. So dont even fuck with me...
Bad with direction. Maybe Im lost. Maybe Im wandering.
Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs...
Im becoming to realize I absolutely hate Mondays.
Halloween should be every fuckin day!
I suffer from cognitive dissonance.
I like sliding and twangy guitars.
I eat everything with ketchup and BBQ sauce.
"There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line."
"...One day we wake up and realize the world sucks...and we suck for living in it and we run away. Anything but to face ourselves as we are anything to avoid asking why we hate ourselves so much..."
"...we get to think of life as an inexhaustible well. Yet everything happens a certain number of times, and a very small number, really. How many more times will you remember a certain afternoon of your childhood, some afternoon that's so deeply a part of your being that you can't even conceive of your life without it? Perhaps four or five times more. Perhaps not even that. How many times will you watch the full moon rise? Perhaps twenty. And yet it all seems limitless..."
Who's gonna tell you when, It's too late, Who's gonna tell you things, Aren't so great. You cant go on, thinkin, Nothings wrong, but bye, Who's gonna drive you home, tonight? Who's gonna pick you up, When You fall? Who's gonna hang it up, When you call? Who's gonna pay attention, To your dreams? And who's gonna plug their ears, When you scream? You can't go on, thinkin, Nothings wrong, but bye, Who's gonna drive you home, tonight? Who's gonna hold you down, When you shake? Who's gonna come around, When you break? You can't go on, thinkin, Nothin's wrong, but bye, Drive you home, tonight? Oh, you know you can't go on, thinkin, Nothin's wrong, Who's gonna drive you home, tonight?
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My Interests

Cowboys and Indians...

lil bit of country...lil bit of rock n' roll

ART! Making Art. Doing Art. Being Art. Wearing Art.

Tattoos. The more the better.

I'd like to meet:



Gotta love the 80's...

And the 90's...

Christoper Walkin is the shit....

FATBOY SLIM - WEAPON OF CHOICE FEAT. CHRISTOPHER WALKIN

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If you'd watch this as a kid you'll probably turn out as fucked up like me.....

Well, My pug Sushi and I just moved back here a couple of months ago from a 11 year sidetrack in Washington DC. Landed a kickass job as a project architect/manager for an architectural firm in Westlake. I really would like to re-explore Austin...any suggestions? So much has changed since I left. Looking to meet new people and make new friends over coffee or drinks...and if your lucky you might even get to taste some of my culinary skills! Dont be shy just drop a hello :)

I would love to have met my grandfathers...

There are five people on this earth I want to meet-- Christopher Walkin, Gary Oldham, Tim Burton, John Malkovich,and Joel Peter Witkin!

Willy Wonka so I can eat all of his god damn candy...

geriatric porno stars, dwarf dentists, dyslexic spelling bee champions, uber-mullet buttrockers, and cycloptic nascar drivers.

Music:

loud and obnoxious...soft and somber

Rockabilly, Psychobilly, Swing, Big Band, Old School Country, Metal, Punk Rock, Classic Rock,Classical, Old School Jazz, Bossa Nova, 80's, 80's new wave,some Industrial, Hip Hop, House, Drum N' Bass...blah blah.

*The Cramps *Rocket From The Crypt *Tiger Army *The Vibrators *North Side Kings *Murder City Devils *Suicidal Tendencies *Helmet *Misfits *Hank Williams III *Wanda Jackson *Pantera *Big Sandy and the Flyrites *Roy Orbison *Jerry Lee Lewis *Stray Cats *At The Drive In *Tool *Danzig *The Derailers *Screaming Trees *Drive like Jehu *Grant Lee Buffalo *Black Sabbath *Ministry *Gwar *Nekromantix *Reverend Horton Heat *Queens of the Stone Age *Django Reinhardt *The Cure *Bauhaus *Melvins *Black Flag *Cannibal Corpse *Short Stack *The Smiths *Morrisey *Adolescents *Horror Pops *Depeche Mode *Turbonegro *El Vez *Alice in Chains *Miles Davis *Pink Floyd *Led Zepplin *Chris Isaak *Henry Rollins *Love and Rockets *Siouxie and the Banshees *NOFX *KMFDM *My Life with the Thrill Kill Cult *Chet Baker *Mozart *Chopin *Beethoven *Maria Callas *Eagles of Death Metal *Mastadon *D.R.I *Metallica *Drop Kick Murphys *Ah ha *Maria Callas *Creedence Clearwater *The Doors *Iggy Pop *Iggy Pop and The Stooges *Fugazi *Eagles of Death Metal *Minor Threat *Ramones *Filter *Bad Brains *The Church *Catherine Wheel *Violent Femmes *Beastie Boys *Wu Tang Clan *The Pixies *Annie Lennox *The Pretenders *Bob Dylan *Social Distortion *MC 5 *New York Dolls *Johnny Cash *Patsy Cline *Elvis Presely *Gene Vincent *The Cranes *Billie Holiday *Ella Fitzgerald *Louis Armstrong *Mazzy Star *The Descendents * X *Iron Maiden *ACDC *Jimmy Hendrix *Agnostic Front *NIN *Stan Getz/ Joao Gilberto *Deftones *Flame Trick Subs *David Bowie

more to come when I have time

Movies:

the gory scary zombie walking dead kind and Film Festival kinda crap

Television:

rots your brain.

Books:

those with words and pictures...

Heroes:

none of you retards thats for sure...

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DUCATI 620 MONSTER DARK/NAKED--VROOM VROOM!!

I finally bought my dream bike!!!!!!!! http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee163/needleandink/010103 0102020103062007100978003fe34.jpg...
Posted by Mr. Scribbles on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 04:57:00 PST

BEST BLONDE JOKE EVER

THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started...
Posted by Mr. Scribbles on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 02:04:00 PST

IM MOVING BACK HOME TO AUSTIN, TEXAS

As most of you know I have always despised this fucking city and its snobby, materialistic, unfriendly, conservative mentality. I reached a pinnacle in my life, a crossroads, and took the opportunity ...
Posted by Mr. Scribbles on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 06:57:00 PST

WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!! IM SPEECHLESS!

If you watch this you will walk away fucking speehless. I guarantee it.   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agK2uZBNbnU
Posted by Mr. Scribbles on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 10:56:00 PST

EVEN MORE HUMAN PIECES OF SHIT-- THE FASHION FUR TRADE

Because of the demand of fur and fashion containing fur, countries like China and other foreign nations hunt, kindnap, and breed animals, especially racoons, dogs, and cats (both wild and domesti...
Posted by Mr. Scribbles on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 01:07:00 PST

HUMANS ARE PIECES OF SHIT

Two teenage brothers pleaded guilty Friday to torturing and killing a small puppy by baking it to death inside a gas oven.Justin and Joshua Moulder essentially threw themselves on the mercy of the cou...
Posted by Mr. Scribbles on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 01:08:00 PST