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Chaz "the Don" Sanchaz

If I told you I felt ageless, would you tell me I'm not old?

About Me



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I'm all about danger. I RUN with scissors! I use power tools WITHOUT the proper use of eye protection! I use the hair dryer while I'm still IN the shower! I use a FORK to remove my toast from the toaster! I DON'T wait thirty minutes after eating before I get back in the pool. And most importantly... I am a strong believer that the bags you get back from the dry cleaners ARE indeed toys!

My Interests

girls, knife fights, music, high-def tv, the redskins, good food, good times and great oldies.

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

Johnny Cash, Hank Williams, Tom Waits, Los Lobos, Dwight Yoakam, The Ramones, Mondo Topless, Denver Joe, 70s and 80s Punk, Rockabilly, Hillbilly, Jazz, Rhythm 'n Blues. I really hate bag pipes though.

Movies:

A Christmas Story, Godfather, Taxi Driver, The Wild One, Big Town, Rumble Fish, Blue Velvet, the first two Rocky's, Cannibal! The Musical. The list is endless.

Television:

The Sapranos, Deadwood (just about all of HBO's original series), most of the TLC, HGTV and DIY stuff, ESPN, the Food Network, House, Family Gut, the Office, My Name is Earl and the morning weather girl on telmundo.

Books:

Large Print & Braille

Heroes:

Jason Shields

My Blog

only because i got tagged...

10 random things, facts, habits or goals about myself.1) i always put my left shoe on first2) i have mad love for pancakes3) i once ate a pickled deer heart4) i smell good5) i'm an aggressive driver6)...
Posted by Chaz "the Don" Sanchaz on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 07:54:00 PST

See me morph into B. B. King!

www.myheritage.com...
Posted by Chaz "the Don" Sanchaz on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 11:18:00 PST

It was the neighborly thing to do

The woman who lives across the street from me is a sweet elderly Japanese woman, with severe arthritis, who married a service man during WWII named Kyoko. Kyoko has a woman named Sara who is her 40's ...
Posted by Chaz "the Don" Sanchaz on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 03:17:00 PST

Me, Not Me

Me:Not Me:Me:Not Me:Me:Not Me:Me:Not Me:Me:Not Me:Me:Not Me:Me:Not Me:Me:Not Me:Me:Not Me:Me:Not Me:Me:Not Me:Me:Not Me:Me:Not Me:Me:Not Me:Me:Not Me:Me:Not Me:Me:Not Me:...
Posted by Chaz "the Don" Sanchaz on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 09:57:00 PST

Smells and Ink

There are certain smells that I just love.The smell of vanilla on a woman.The smell of cool crisp fall nights (note to all my Texas friends, back east we have this season called fall where leaves turn...
Posted by Chaz "the Don" Sanchaz on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 12:14:00 PST

Harmonicas

Ahhh Europe's answer to the bagpipe.In my opinion there are three types of harmonica players:Good:The Howlin' Wolf, Little Walter, John Popper and there are others.Bad:The dude in his convertible park...
Posted by Chaz "the Don" Sanchaz on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 01:52:00 PST

Dear Hippy

thanks for sitting down next to me today at lunch after obviously swimming in a barton springs sized pool of patchouli. nice smell. went great with my crab cakes.oh and when a man's eyes start to glaz...
Posted by Chaz "the Don" Sanchaz on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 12:08:00 PST

Broken Heart

as some of you may know, i had a procedure performed about three weeks ago. so to avoid having to repeat myself over and over here's what happened.about four weeks ago, i went in for my yearly check u...
Posted by Chaz "the Don" Sanchaz on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 08:22:00 PST

Life Evaluation

Skills:I can cook like a motherfuckerI'm funny as hell, although my humor sometimes may hurt others feelingsI still have my hairI'm good to my friendsI can build stuffI have a jobI have a carI have a ...
Posted by Chaz "the Don" Sanchaz on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 07:28:00 PST

My Hell

Drinks in my hell: * Red Bull * tequila * lemonade * peppermint schnappsFood in my hell: * beets * raw purple onions * liver * lima beansOccupations in my hell: * nanny *...
Posted by Chaz "the Don" Sanchaz on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 03:14:00 PST