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About Me

I am flawed yet thriving. I can be tough as nails or a pussycat depending on the situation. I wasn't always a stand-up kind of gal. I've made some honest mistakes and told some nasty lies. I've been through hard times and learned something from them. I'm a smart broad, a hard worker, and an amazing lover. I've got a good head on my shoulders. I know when to keep my mouth shut but I like making crass remarks in mixed company. I'm an organized mess, but I clean up real nice. I'm a handfull. I'm fucking hilarious! I like to read books and eat meat. I'm well cultured. I've been around the block. I finally found a strong, honest man who can call me on my shit who expects the same in return. He is fucking fantastic, and vice versa. I'm a hopeless romantic but can appreciate some good old fashion hate sex. I am equal opportunity. I enjoy meeting new, interesting people and building meaningful friendships. I've been told I can appear bitchy and unapproachable at times. I take pride in my appearance. I fight for what I want. I'm in it to win it. I'm not a push over but I'm open to suggestion. I can wax intellectual and appreciate a good debate. I like being me.

My Interests

My favorite jeans/ falling in love too quickly/ writing comedy/ taking care of myself/ long walks with no destination/ laughing/ making people laugh/ big tits/ being naked/ having my picture taken/ playing dress-up/ hair & makeup/ funny t-shirts/ buying cloths that aren't my size and altering them to fit me/ salt on everything except open wounds.

I'd like to meet:

Boys that wear make-up and girls that get dirty. Photographers, pornographers, comedians, writers, musicians, artists, actors, strippers, pornstars, fire eaters... performers of any kind, bartenders, bookies, gutter punks, computer geeks, metrosexuals, homosexuals and fag-hags.Anyone with a strong command of the English language.

Music:

Sonic Youth/ New order/ Joy Division/ David Bowie/ The Cure/ Culture Club/ Morrissey/ The Smiths/ Pulp/ Oasis/ The Strokes/ Jet/ The Killers/ White Stripes/ Hail Social/ Death Cab/ Bloc Party/ James Blunt/ The Good Life/ Bright Eyes/ Interpol/ Clap your hands say yeah/ Scissor Sisters/ Sunny Day Real Estate/ Modest Mouse/ Ramones/ Sex Pistols/ NOFX/ The Vandals/ Offspring/ Green Day/ Social Distortion/ The Reverand Horton Heat/ Bad Religion/ Rocket From The Crypt/ Radio Head/ Darkness/ Pink Floyd/ The Doors/ The Beettles/ Chet Baker/ Tricky/ Morcheeba/ Babyland/ Sneaker Pimps/ Portishead/ Moby/ Sade/ Ben Harper/ Madonna/ Blondie/ Berlin/ The Pretenders/ The Donnas/ No Doubt/ Fiona Apple/ Nora Jones/ Lauren Hill and some other shit...

Movies:

I don't like cock in my porn! I do like anything by Kevin Smith or Woody Allen. And... Team America World Police, Sexy Beast, Four Rooms, Fight Club, Trainspotting, 24 Hour Party People, Pulp Fiction, The Big Lebowski... just to name a few.b>

Television:

Why don't they ever bring back or remake good shows like BJ and the bear? There's a concept I can't get enough of, a man and his monkey!

Books:

Non-fiction

Heroes:

My big brother, my baby sister, my mom and the man who married her.

My Blog

The roast of Pamela Anderson

It smelled of burning plastic and synthetic hair. But I got to stare at her nipples the entire time, so Im good with it. Ive always been a big fan of bad comedy and boob jobs all rolled into one ridi...
Posted by Briannibal Lecter on Wed, 17 Aug 2005 04:03:00 PST

I used to be a glorious mess.

Just because I didn't know some of you when I had my old profile posted, doesn't mean that you shouldn't read it. I personally think it was genius. But I guess a lot of people didn't get it. Or maybe ...
Posted by Briannibal Lecter on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

You know what. There is NO Easter Bunny. Over there, that's just a guy in a suit.

Okay, as I stated earlier. This might possibly be the best day I've had in years. I have worked my ass off to get back on my feet after the slew of shitty events I have been through over the course of...
Posted by Briannibal Lecter on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A day in the life of a TrainWreck

As most of you know, I had a pretty bad downward spiral a few months ago. Since I moved back to Seattle things have been doing nothing but getting better and better by the minute. I have found a lucra...
Posted by Briannibal Lecter on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My "Friends" Request Proccess

I am currently accepting "Friend" applications to those of you that are interested. Please thoroughly read my "Who I'd Like To Meet/ Not meet" section of my profile before attempting this process (and...
Posted by Briannibal Lecter on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Somethin stands for clever... who is it?

So Ive been on Myspace for about 10 months and in that time Ive learned more about the human (mostly male) race than I have learned in the previous 23 years of my life. Dont get me wrong, I am no s...
Posted by Briannibal Lecter on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Punk Rock Bowling... Angels with Sticky Faces

Okay, okay... so it's a little offensive to some. But come on after all this is MYspace right? I am heading to Vegas with three other hot girls in February and we needed a good team name for the tourn...
Posted by Briannibal Lecter on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Pics of my last night in LA with all the girls and boys.

YAY!!! I get to see you guys again!!! ...
Posted by Briannibal Lecter on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Moving Back to Seattle

I have finally made a decision that I have been battling with for a while. It seems as though it's just one thing after another for me here in LA lately. First getting laid off from my job and then th...
Posted by Briannibal Lecter on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Sorry peeps... somtimes life is too much!

I was in love with a boy and it's been quite some time sense I felt anything for anyone. I saw a spark in him... a light, that I had never seen in anyone before. We were together for a short whil...
Posted by Briannibal Lecter on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST