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Edward

Men try to fix problems with duct tape. God did it with nails.

About Me

MyGen Profile GeneratorI write poetry. I invented a weird twitch. I try not to think about penguins. I used to pretend I was a robot. I repeat the same word over and over until it loses its meaning. I scratch myself. I watch TV and repeat everything said in an Italian accent. I rule Sodoku. I make prank phone calls ever since Lilly said I looked like a crank yanker. I learned to kiss with a girl who regrets it. I take virtual vacations twice a year.I listen to texts. I read books. I have a tattoo. My daughter thinks I'm real, real handsome. My wife just thinks I'm plain ol' HOT! I hate people that honk in traffic, I'd rather you stick out your finger. I hate people who pronounce me name wrong. I love a well-executed gancho in Argentine Tango. I love bean soup. I love new shoes that don't squeak. I once spelled "cheap", "cheep" and lost a spelling bee. I love saving the day at my job. I love flat tires. I'm a trend setter. I love pugs. And Jesus is my friend too. Read My Writing at WritersCafe.org
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DAVIDCRUZG: Bleed

Rock songs about life experiences, hope for the future, and knowing you're not alone in the world.

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Music:

I grew up on oldies that were oldies for older people..huh! You know.. Smokey, Temptations, Brenton Wood, Billy Stewart,..etc.. Chris Pierce..dig his style..check um' out in the LA scene.., Audioslave,Marc Anthony, Victor Manuelle, Pepe Aguilar, Marco Antonio Solis, Los Super Seven, Ice Cube, Shakira, Nina Simone, Miles Davis, John Coltrane, Stevie Ray Vaughn, The Doors, Led Zeppelin, Alan Jackson, George Strait, Zapp, War, Santana, Big Daddy Kane, Kool Moe Dee, LL Cool J, Kelly Clarkson, Kanye West, Jay-Z, Nas, Los Freddy's, Los Tigres del Norte, Tony Toni Tone, Babyface, Surface, Switch, Michael Jackson, Los Guaraguao, Snoop Dogg, Pharrell, The Black Eyed Peas, Air Supply, Chicago, Bread, The Eagles, Heart, CCR, J Lo, Louie Armstrong, King Cotton, the Best of Simple, Tower of Power, The Bee Gees, Andy Gibb, The Cure, Depeche Mode, The Smiths, Morrissey, Hector Lavoe, Frankie Ruiz, Celia Cruz, Tego Calderon, La Sonora Dinamita, Los Hermanos Flores, Mikel Erenxtrum(I think that's how you spell it), Coldplay, Ry Cooder, Lalo Guerrero, Richie Valenz, Freddie Fender, Sarah Vaughn, Frank Sinatra, Sammy Davis Jr., Dean Martin, N.W.A., Los Lobos, Chelo Silva, Emanuel, Camilo Sesto, Roberto Carlos, Keith Sweat, Toby Keith, Tim McGraw, Dwight Yoakam, Allison Krauss, The Beatles, The Rolling stones, Yellowman, Bob Marley, Ziggy Marley, Eek-a-Mouse, Shabba Ranks, Trio Los Panchos, Seal...etcGrandparents in El Salvador!

Movies:

Passion of the Christ, El Norte (A moving, authentically done film about a brother and sister fleeing from Guatemala to the United States after their parents are killed), Romero (An excellent movie about the archbishop of San Salvador and his journey from coward to champion of the poor to death at the hands of a right-wing death squad - produced by a priest friend of this author who wouldn't give up until he was able to tell this powerful story), Dead Man Walking (A superb movie whose plot mainly concerns capital punishment, this is based on a book by a real-life nun/prison chaplain whose ministry to death-row inmates broadened to include the families of their victims), Good night and Good Luck, An Affair to Remember, Godfather, Friday, Serpico, Carlito's Way, Stand and Deliver, Schindler's List, Philadelphia, Gone with the Wind, Before Sunset, Kingpin, Napolean Dynamite, The Last Samurai, The Karate Kid, Troy, Forrest Gump, Splash, Training Day, Malcolm X, In the Line of Fire, Rules of Engagement, Dog Day Afternoon, Scarface, A Girl From Paris, The Sixth Sense, E.T., Day after Tomorrow, Psycho, Jaws, Friday the 13th, Nightmare on Elm Street, Halloween, The Aviator, Nicotina, Amores Perros, Titanic, Anything Charles Bronson, Anything Clint Eastwood, Goodfellas, Casino, Born in East LA, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, The Breakfast Club, Can't Buy Me Love, These are movies I can think of seeing and at a time enjoyed them, some funny, some scary, some action packed, some sad, some pretty bad! Refer me to a movie and i'll watch it...Anything but the Da Vinci Code.

Television:

Sportscenter, Wheel of Fortune, Wife Swap, 7th Heaven, Ghost Whisperer, ER, Matlock, Bonanza, Good Times, What's Happenin', The Jeffersons, Growing Pains, Family Ties, Cheers, The Cosby Show, Lottery (no ones seems to remember this one), Seinfeld, Highway to Heaven, Three's Company, Three's A Crowd, American Idol, Crank Yankers (I used to be one), Any Steeler, Lakers, Dodgers, Red Sox game, David Letterman, No Manches, Chespirito, FOX News, CNN, MSNBC, Food Network, Tom and Jerry Cartoons..lol..The Jetsons..The Flinstones, Heckyl & Jeckyl, Popeye, Voltron, Transformers, The Great Space Coaster, Saved by the Bell, Califonia Dreams, The Land of the Lost, Gilligan's Island, The Daily Show, The O'Reilly Factor, Extreme Police Chases, Boxing, Wrestling (WWF oldschool)...Man what a trip down memory lane..I know I left some out!

Books:

The Bible,Rome Sweet Rome, Catholicism for Dummies, Mere Christianity, The Screwtape Letters, The Chronicles of Narnia, Left Behind series, anything by C.S. Lewis, The Labyrinth of Solitude, Linclon on Leadership, Notes from the Underground, James Joyce, The Dubliners, A Confederacy of Dunces, Conjugal Bliss, In Cold Blood, In Evil Hour, Autumn of the Patriarch, Mass Confusion, Always Running, Glamorama, Popcorn, Beginning Apologetics, Book of Virtues, The Sacrament of Reconciliation, Aura, Don Quixote, Don't be Afraid Gringo, Mysteries and Intrigues of the Bible, the Da vinci Code (garbage), The Da vinci Hoax, A Hundred Years of Solitude, Fat Tuesday, Lovely Bones, Father Greg and the Homeboys, Rain of Gold, The Godfather, The Brothers Karamazov, Ishmael,Aura, Manchild in the Promised Land, Fredrick Douglass, Charlie Chaplin, Curious George (man he was my fav..as a kid), Eating in the Dark (Genetically Modified foods), Kite Runner, Bill Clinton's book, Dos Crimenes, Pedro Paramo, The Alienist, Management (challenges in the 21st Century), to name a few..I have books in my shelf I just never get too...Keep in mind I own all these books, some are garbage but I don't want them to fall in the wrong hands so I keep them. lol

Heroes:

"You can tell the people that if they succeed in killing me, that I forgive and bless those who do it. Hopefully, they will realize they are wasting their time. A bishop will die, but the church of God, which is the people, will never perish."-Archbishop Romero (Bishop of the Poor)

My Blog

My Presidential Vote

By refusing to betray the lives of innocent unborn children, my vote is for Mr. John McCain.I know there are tons of issues affecting us. But this is how I roll.Obama seems to be on the path to making...
Posted by Edward on Mon, 27 Oct 2008 09:45:00 PST

Football

Time warner cable sucks!I can't watch the Steeler game.Technical problems.for over an hour now.someone is slacking.
Posted by Edward on Sun, 26 Oct 2008 02:37:00 PST

The End of Feminism....

While hysteria swirls around Sarah Palin, wife and mother of five, everyone would benefit by taking a large step back from the pandemonium in order to better perceive what is really happening. Her sup...
Posted by Edward on Sat, 18 Oct 2008 10:45:00 PST

More on Maher...

..RidiculousI don't know if Bill Maher would call himself a comedian these days, but it's fair to say that his roots are in comedy. Religulous, his new film, features at least a couple clips from his ...
Posted by Edward on Thu, 09 Oct 2008 11:39:00 PST

Bill Mahers Ridiculous Religulous...read please.

It seems that every time I turn on the television, I hear the comedian Bill Maher bad-mouthing religion.  In the last several years, Maher has appeared dozens of times on Larry King's show...
Posted by Edward on Tue, 07 Oct 2008 08:28:00 PST

words

falling awaylightcrashing downlike a featherknowing the end is nearnot fast enoughglidingcryingwake upsigh....
Posted by Edward on Mon, 22 Sep 2008 11:47:00 PST

I think it’s time I leave the Catholic Church

You know it is time to leave the Catholic Church when& "Mass doesn't inspire you."  Over the course of the past few years I've become keenly aware of friends and family who have opted to leave th...
Posted by Edward on Fri, 05 Sep 2008 10:02:00 PST

Ray

I was without a father figure for the first 12 years of my life. I grew up in a home of 3 boys and our mother. I dreamed of a man to be my dad. A man big and strong& A man I could color father A...
Posted by Edward on Sat, 23 Aug 2008 09:41:00 PST

Prayers...

Please keep my father in law (Lilly's Dad) in your prayers tonight. He is in critical condition. Thanks.You can text us @ 956.739.2058God bless you.
Posted by Edward on Fri, 22 Aug 2008 10:54:00 PST

Marriage Isn’t Easy, Even For Saints

Husbands and wives whose marriage is coming apart or who have already gone through the pain of divorce have as their patron St. Helen, or Helena. After more than 20 years of marriage, Helen's h...
Posted by Edward on Mon, 18 Aug 2008 11:27:00 PST