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You, naked and covered in marmite! Hey friends, if you don't already know I'm in a band. Please check us out & tell me what you think! We are called The Mindless Ones & are in my top friends. Ta! X*********************************************************** IMPORTANT NEWS ABOUT LONDON CRITICAL MASS~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I got this from Deek this week. Thanks Deek! XXXFuck. Don't know if you're aware but the Met went back to court recently to get the decision about them having the right to ban London CM.Bellow is what's on the BBC website:The Metropolitan Police have won a court battle giving them control over London's Critical Mass cycle ride. Two Appeal Court judges overturned a High Court ruling that the event was lawful and organisers must now notify police giving a date, time and route.Every month cyclists gather on the South Bank and ride through the city in the evening to celebrate safe cycling.Now police will have the power to make arrests under the Public Order Act if they are not warned about the route.'Potentially oppressive'The legal battle began in September 2005 when, before the start of that month's ride, police handed out a letter to participants stating the Critical Mass rides were not lawful.Police said "organisers of public processions" were required by law to give at least six days' notice of the date, time and proposed route, as well as their names and addresses.This resulted in one of the regular Critical Mass riders asking Lord Justice Sedley and Mr Justice Gray to rule in the High Court that the police were misinterpreting the law.The court heard the rides had no organiser and no fixed route and ruled that, as "customarily" held events, prior notice was not required under the Act.At Monday's appeal hearing, Lord Justice Wall, the judge who found in favour of the cyclists, said to rule that Critical Mass fell under the auspices of the Public Order Act was "potentially oppressive".A procession cannot, in my judgement, become common or customary if no route or end point is ever the sameLord Justice Leveson"The police, in my judgment, know what the cyclists are going to do. They are going to ride around the Greater London area," he said."That is a perfectly lawful activity, and if, for any reason, it ceases to be so, the police have ample powers to intervene."London mayor Ken Livingstone's road safety ambassador Jenny Jones had earlier urged the police to allow the rallies to go ahead as planned, the judge said.However, Lord Justice Leveson said cyclists came together at a fixed point, but the lead riders chose the course and where the rally finished."A procession cannot, in my judgment, become common or customary if no route or end point is ever the same," he said.Sir Mark Potter, the President of the High Court Family Division, also found for the police.Jenny Jones, a Green Party member of the London Assembly, said in a statement: "This decision is bad news for everyone, as it will end up with the police wasting time arresting innocent cyclists like me, rather than arresting real criminals."Critical Mass is a lively, but peaceful get-together of cyclists which has been going on for over a decade without any major incidents."Arresting cyclists at Critical Mass will be like arresting a group of passengers for gathering at Westminster tube station during the rush hour."The London ride is part of a worldwide phenomenon and has taken place on the last Friday of the month, every month, for the past 13 years.Right that's even more reason to haul yir ass to the NFT this friday? *********************************************************** NOW...ABOUT A GUY WHO TOOK BICYCLE LOVE A BIT TOO FAR...Last Updated: Wednesday, 14 November 2007, 17:36 GMTE-mail this to a friend Printable version Bike sex man placed on probation Cleaners caught Mr Stewart simulating sex with a bike A man caught trying to have sex with his bicycle has been sentenced to three years on probation. Robert Stewart, 51, admitted a sexually aggravated breach of the peace by conducting himself in a disorderly manner and simulating sex.Sheriff Colin Miller also placed Stewart on the Sex Offenders Register for three years.Mr Stewart was caught in the act with his bicycle by cleaners in his bedroom at the Aberley House Hostel in Ayr.Gail Davidson, prosecuting, told Ayr Sheriff Court: "They knocked on the door several times and there was no reply."They used a master key to unlock the door and they then observed the accused wearing only a white t-shirt, naked from the waist down."The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex."Both cleaners, who were "extremely shocked", told the hostel manager who called police.Sheriff Colin Miller told Stewart: "In almost four decades in the law I thought I had come across every perversion known to mankind, but this is a new one on me. I have never heard of a 'cycle-sexualist'."Stewart had denied the offence, claiming it was caused by a misunderstanding after he had too much to drink.The bachelor had been living in the hostel since October 2006 after moving from his council house in Girvan.He now lives in Ayr.