CLIFF profile picture

CLIFF

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me


I edited my profile with Thomas’ Myspace Editor V3.6 !
(Disclaimer: Except for some of the information at the bottom of this page, this bio is purely fiction and lies! But it is a lot more entertaining than the real one!)
Cliff's true origins are unknown, yet several rumors persist. One states that he comes from the future, but only one second in the future . Another one claims that he was born in 1802 and frozen in a block of ice till the mid 80_s. But the one most people believe says that he is a giant robot originally built by a mad scientist for the soul purpose of rebuilding the world in the image of every RKO movie ever made. In his true robot form he is able to take junk and show the world how it was meant to look before silly humans got to it. Due to a bolt of stray electricity, Cliff remembers nothing of this life as a giant robot and, despite all of it_s challenges, is forging on ahead as a man, trying to live a good and happy life. He lives in Kansas City, Missouri, with his wife (Cathi) and his three year old son (Zane) Cliff currently works full time while trying to build and paint as much as he can, from what he loves most; our junk and discarded toys. The arts on display here were done at his home in Kansas City. These objects were all done spontaneously. The Digital images were done with live models during photo sessions then taken to the virtual world to be updated to the images you see today. Even while much more time was spent on the digital art they were created in that same spirit of rebuilding and reshaping. None of these images were planned or predicted in any way shape or form. Cliff never thinks thing should be planned. It takes away the life of the object!(Boy, I sure do wish I could still change into an giant robot!)

My Interests

acid, animaniacs, anime, anti-censorship, art, bjork, coke, collecting stuff, david lynch, dawn, death, dreams, euro trash, food, fun, ghostbusters, ghosts, guyver, gwar, he-man, indy films and music, jay, jml, kevin smith, laser tag, linsner, manga, masters of the universe, mcfarlane, meat, monkeys, monsters, monty python, my son, nightmare before x-mas, odd pets, piers anthony, punk, redhair, romance, sex, silent bob, spawn, squee, steve king, toast, tori amos, trigun, tron, web cams, wierd.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who thinks like I do. The crazier the better I say. I am always looking for new friends to add to my social pack. Read my VisualDNA ™ Get your own VisualDNA™

Music:

As long as it's not gangsta rap or country it like it.

Movies:

There is only one bad movie, and thats "ISHTAR".

Television:

If it's odd and on the TV I will watch it.

Books:

Scare me or thrill me and I will be a fan for life. God bless Stephen King!!!!!

Heroes:

My grandfather was my hero. He raised 13 children of his own and was always there when I needed an ear. Also, care givers for disabled people are heroes in my book. Being one myself I respect all they do.

My Blog

So, Zane came up to me last night and said........

"Daddy, my fingers hurt" I asked him, "What one hurts buddy?" He said...... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "This one" God, I love being a dad!...
Posted by CLIFF on Mon, 30 Jun 2008 07:28:00 PST

I know it is super short notice but.........

...
Posted by CLIFF on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 03:28:00 PST

Well tonight was a rousing FLOP!

I guess the movie folks fell for all the storm hype that the news was going on about. After 8pm not a drop fell from the sky yet when I reached the park that the movie was to be shown in it was totall...
Posted by CLIFF on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 09:07:00 PST

The KCGB makes a public aperance TONIGHT!!!

Who?The Kansas City Ghostbusters!Why?Free outdoor movie, Ghostbusters in the Highland Acres neighborhood.Where?930 112th Terr. Kc Mo. 64155When?Tonight, Starts after sunset.Sunset: 8:47pmTwi: 9:19pmHo...
Posted by CLIFF on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 05:07:00 PST

Off Beat Pulp Issue 2!!!

Go check it out!!!!OFF BEAT PULP 2Lots of pretty words and images....
Posted by CLIFF on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 05:37:00 PST

Did anyone else see this poster???

...
Posted by CLIFF on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 08:26:00 PST

Ghostbusters: Dark Matter!

DONE! Well, the script is done. Typed up and printed and all that jazz.I will be getting copies out to the folks I know need them right now. For those of my friends who do not know. GB dark matter is ...
Posted by CLIFF on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 08:22:00 PST

No sleep for the wicked....

I have been up all day waiting for the maintenance man to get here to work on the AC. It has been out for over a week now and after talking to him on the phone a bit ago it looks like it will be tomor...
Posted by CLIFF on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 12:59:00 PST

Pub lick skoolz rok!!!

This was posted in the community board at work. How does this get past people???...
Posted by CLIFF on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 07:28:00 PST

George Jones????

Ok, first off this is not a photoshop job. this is an actual cover to a new Indiana Jones book in stores now.Now that that is out of the way. WTF?????Who else thinks that this looks just like George W...
Posted by CLIFF on Wed, 21 May 2008 07:55:00 PST