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About Me

"In a way, each of us has an El Guapo to face. For some, shyness might be their El Guapo. For others, a lack of education might be their El Guapo. For us, El Guapo is a big, dangerous man who wants to kill us. But as sure as my name is Lucky Day, the people of Santa Poco can conquer their own personal El Guapo, who also happens to be the actual El Guapo!"

My Interests

Hey you know, rocking, rollin' and what not...

Music:

Beatles. Stones. Bowie. Iggy. Ane Brun. Elliot Smith. NEIL DIAMOND. Led Zeppelin. Police. Matthew Sweet. Giant Drag. Prince. Motorhead. Rufus Wainright. Eno. Queen. Spoon. Supergrass. Iron Maiden. Rush. Roxy Music. Built to Spill. Sabbath. AC/DC. The Shins. Hendrix. Miles Davis. Wilco. Aerosmith. Tool. Radiohead. Pink Floyd. Ween. Giant Drag. The Shins. Zombies. Grandaddy. Guided By Voices. Chris Isaac. Rembrandts. THRUSH! Holly Marilyn. ELO. Modest Mouse. Coach SNT. Nick Drake. Aimee Mann. Queen. Tom Waits. Beth Orton. Presley, and Costello. Sinatra. Flaming Lips. Bee Gees. Dean Martin. M. Ward. Louie Prima. Edith Piaf.

Movies:

Hitchcock. Jarmusch. Spielberg. Cronenberg. Fellini. Troma. Casablanca. Anderson. Coens. Spinal Tap. I Heart Huckabees. Donny Darko. Eternal Sunshine. Oldboy. Big Lebowski. Memento. Primer. Ringu. Aliens. Harold and Maude. The Machinist. Spider. It's A Wonderfull Life. Willy Wonka. Starship Troopers. Phantasm. The Believer. Dancer In The Dark. Dumb and Dumber. Brazil. Secretary. Buffalo 66. Halloween. Audition. Sympathy For Mr. Vengence. Rope. Anchorman. Cable Guy. Blow Up. ALL HORROR MOVIES, Even bad ones. Rushmore. American Splendor. Fight Club. Confessions of a Dangerous Mind. Mean Streets. Goodfellas. Godfather.

Television:

Lost. Dexter. Entourage.

Books:

Salinger. Asimov. Vonnegut. Poe. King. Barker. Sedaris. David Foster Wallace. Geek Love. Naked. Mona Lisa Overdrive. The Forgotten Door. The Three Investigators. Tape Op. Infinite Jest. Fast Food Nation. A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again. Penthouse Forum. The Undertakers Gone Bananas. Dress Your Family In Corduroy and Denim. The Bible (for laughs)

Heroes:

Max Fischer

My Blog

Don't eat no HAM fool!

Fuck Ham. Sushi on Easter, a family tradition. Screw eggs too. Gross. ...
Posted by The Neapolitan Shooter on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 05:12:00 PST

SXSW day 1 and 2

DAY ONE10:00 AM. Mallman and Dan G. pick me up in the Silver Bullet and we head N to pick up Aaron The Drummer. 10:45AM. Head to Edina to pick up Reporter Girl (The Enemy) who is riding down to do a ...
Posted by The Neapolitan Shooter on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 10:51:00 PST

Sushi at home (Mom eats raw fish Pt. II)

So, went to the Rent's house for dinner... I tried to make my Moms like sushi at my house once. Didn't work. Mom hasn't been too keen on sushi, thought we could introduce here "slowly" with vegi and C...
Posted by The Neapolitan Shooter on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 05:53:00 PST

Dearly Beloved PT II

"Dearly Beloved" was the title of this email: From: Madam Rita Mosley. XXX Church Street,Chelsea,XXXW3, England.Here writes Madam Rita Mosley, suffering from cancerous ailment. I am married...
Posted by The Neapolitan Shooter on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 12:43:00 PST

Brothers in Christness, Pt. 2

HA! Got a response back! > From Bala Adamu Chambers> Lagos Nigeria> Tel; 234-80XXXXXXX > Attention; Hoff Mann, > In confirmation to your email message to this> office,> I wish to Thank...
Posted by The Neapolitan Shooter on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 09:35:00 PST

My brother in Christ

Received this in my email the other day: From The Desk Of: &nb sp; &nb sp; &nbs...
Posted by The Neapolitan Shooter on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 10:31:00 PST

You hear that? It's the sound of NO ONE CLAPPING...

YOU got a lotta nerve to say you are my friend when I was down you just stood there grinning you got a lotta nerve to say you got a helping hand to lend you just want to be on the side that's winning ...
Posted by The Neapolitan Shooter on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 06:47:00 PST

Myspace email of the day:

i would be so happy if you could add me at your myspace.. pls? i really wanna listen to your music here.. and even in class, at school, at home, even the bathroom... i love your songs! i listen to you...
Posted by The Neapolitan Shooter on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 06:34:00 PST

(it's 2 am) Fear is gone

I'm on two hours of sleep today. A little less than usual. A little more than lately. 2 o'clock in the morning, my cell phone dials 911. Apparently after you do this, your (my) cell phone goes in...
Posted by The Neapolitan Shooter on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 11:03:00 PST

If I had a Hammer....

While misanthropes express a general dislike for humanity on the whole, they generally have normal relationships with specific individuals. Misanthropy may be motivated by feelings of isolation or al...
Posted by The Neapolitan Shooter on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 11:17:00 PST