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Andrew

You're the boss, Applesauce.

About Me

I have the softest ears and am the best boyfriend ever. I get told that a lot. I am allergic to my dog's saliva. I poop a lot. The longest word is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. I took the time to memorize it in sixth grade. What does that say about me? I'm not quite sure.

My Interests

Danielle
Movies
Music
Hockey (St. Louis Blues)
NHL 07 (soon to be 08)
My Pets
Football (Kansas City Chiefs)
Sudoku

I'd like to meet:


She was my Rushmore, Max...

Jason Schwartzman, Jason and Kori from Mates of State, Conor Oberst, and Mr. Folds. And myself when I was five. I was very popular in kindergarten. I would give myself the Ferguson handshake and a tip to buy Microsoft stock when I was a little older instead of baseball cards.
I've already met the most beautiful woman in the world...so I guess I'm pretty lucky in that regard. We're getting married in less than a month.

Music:


Mates Of State are best when listened to live.

Bright Eyes and a lot of trash.

Ben Folds as part of the Bens.

2 Skinnee J's taught me that touring isn't always fun.

Movies:


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Again, Rob Zombie + Halloween = Awesome

Recent Favorites:

Little Children
Stranger Than Fiction
Rocky Balboa
Dead Silence
Big Nothing

Ten Classics:

Vanilla Sky
Dude, Where's My Car?
Back To The Future
Pretty In Pink
Bandwagon
Twice Upon A Yesterday
The Truman Show
Contact
Kids In The Hall-Brain Candy
Billy Madison

Television:



A random smattering of Degrassi moments.

NHL Center Ice Package, Entourage, Weeds, So Notorious, Tori and Dean: Inn Love, How I Met Your Mother, The Office, The Colbert Report, South Park, Arrested Development, Degrassi, Dead Like Me, Let's Bowl, The Daily Show, Family Guy, The Sopranos, That 70's Show, Daria, Freaks and Geeks, Undeclared, Little Britain, Dawson's Creek and Scrubs.

Books:


This man is a living, writing, God.

All things Chuck Palahniuk, Douglas Adams, Stephen King, Kurt Vonnegut, Paul Feig, and Mick Foley (yes, the wrestler. I'm so cultural it hurts). Also Midnight's Children by Salman Rushdie, Thief of Always by Clive Barker, Wayside School is Falling Down by Louis Sachar, and old Barbara Park books. Also Rob Sheffield, Jancee Dunn, and Matt Taibbi amuse me to no end.

Heroes:


Oh Mr. Bush. How your infinite wisdom impresses me. If only everyone knew that you can read books faster upside down...

Ben Folds, Mitch Hedberg (RIP), Napoleon Dynamite (the character, not Jon Heder the actor), Adam Sandler, Jim Carrey, Nick Swardson, people in customer service who don't get phased.

My Blog

It just feels wrong, so very wrong.

Sitting at home during the day on Monday. Ewww. Gross. I firmly believe that Monday morning is the backbone to any productive work week and I am sititng on Myspace eating a chicken sandwich and killin...
Posted by Andrew on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 10:59:00 PST

Things you shouldnt say out loud at work...

"Don't come on me." That was the phrase I uttered for all to hear on a Friday night at the trusty BBV. My face turned red as soon as the words left my lips. I couldn't believe I had just said it....
Posted by Andrew on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 07:19:00 PST

Dear Tori Spelling...

Danielle and I were very excited to attend Chateau LaRue for our honeymoon. We both love your show and thought "Each morning we were served breakfast by Tori Spelling" would be an excellent start to a...
Posted by Andrew on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 03:49:00 PST

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Hey kids!!! How many times have you wanted to prove to the world that you're crazy, but you're not sure how? Well if that made your ears perk up, read on!!! Step 1: Write a very short Myspace blog tha...
Posted by Andrew on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 02:37:00 PST

A trip to the land of make believe on my unicorn

Today was a magical day. I ate fresh fruit from the magical fruit tree by my castle window. I rode my trusty unicorn to my dead-end clerical job in the magic city with the tall buildings. I reflected ...
Posted by Andrew on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 09:27:00 PST

Pig and Elephant DNA just don't mix.

Well actually it should read Canadian teams and the Stanley Cup just don't mix, but that doesn't have the same ring to it. I love hockey. I love watching the Stanley Cup. I love watching someone win ...
Posted by Andrew on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 05:07:00 PST

Jumpin' Jesus on a Pogo Stick Jamie, Put Down The Camera

...is what I say whenever our dear friend Jamie is taking pictures. She'll make you pose for lots of fake photos and will not stop until she is satisfied she has met her quota. However... I must say I...
Posted by Andrew on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 02:11:00 PST

The Handicapped Fisherman Who Loved America

For those of you adventurous types who drive along the river in St. Charles...please envy the fact that I got to witness the Handicapped Fisherman Who Loved America. He was driving slowly down Riversi...
Posted by Andrew on Sat, 26 May 2007 10:57:00 PST

She Likes Me. She REALLY Likes Me.

I was doing my now extremely rare check of myspace and thought back to the good old days of when I used to be Mr. Snoop Bloggy Blog and update the few concerned citizens of my blog community about my ...
Posted by Andrew on Tue, 22 May 2007 08:41:00 PST

All the devious things I can do while holding a banana...

This is not some thinly veiled sex blog...though I can understand why you would think that when you clicked on the title. Part of you was hoping for something really sick involving KY jelly, a hammer,...
Posted by Andrew on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 06:53:00 PST