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"Life is like a cock, when it gets hard.. FUCK IT"

About Me


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I am a 32 yr old Aussie girl. I am Rock/Metal/Punk chick and a karaoke princess who wants to be a ♥ Rock Star ♥ some day.. I am working at it!

I am not a big fan of negative people and I cannot stand chicks that cry at parties. I cannot STAND sad sacks who play "Mr/Mrs Spoil it for every bastard" by bringing out the fun extinguisher as soon as they see others having more fun than they are. I have a very weird sense of humor, I enjoy laughing at other peoples expense (to a certain degree). My friends say I am amusing but they could be telling me pork pies. I suppose the only way you are going to be able to confirm if I am lying is to REALLY get to know me.


**WARNING TO ALL MEN** : DO NOT MESSAGE ME AND TELL ME YOU ARE HORNY CAUSE I COULD NOT GIVE A FUCK!! Message someone else on my list and annoy them!

I am sick to death of getting messages from men who have their colgate cock's in hand asking me stupid questions and wanting to talk dirty to me via font! Being fucked via font DOES NOT turn me on FFS!

Now that's out of the way I shall continue...

"Love your enemies - it pisses them off


I am a fan of both Aussie and international bands such as The Misfits, Glenn Danzig, Megadeth, Dream Theatre and Blitzkid and a HUGE fan of Billy Thorpe, Ross Wilson, Cold Chisel, John Farnham, Screaming Jets, The Choirboys, Rose Tattoo, AC/DC, Aussie Crawl, Jet, Noiseworks, The Raidiators and alot of TRUE Aussie Rock Legends! But if you are aware of any new and/or up and coming bands please be sure to let me know!

My Interests

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Shazzy
Birthday: December 20th
Birthplace: Blacktown, NSW
Current Location: Narre Warren, Victoria, Australia
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Strawberry Blonde
Height: 166cm
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left Handed
Your Heritage: English and Italian
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black Boots
Your Weakness: Cock
Your Fears: Flying
Your Perfect Pizza: The Lot with Anchovies
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To finally get a Tattoo
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Cunt
Thoughts First Waking Up: Where am I and who is that
Your Best Physical Feature: Chest Puppies
Your Bedtime: 2am
Your Most Missed Memory: The ones when I wake up after a big night out and I have 2 girls in the bed
Pepsi or Coke: Coke Zero
MacDonalds or Burger King: neither thanks
Single or Group Dates: Group dates
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Fuck off Hippy!
Chocolate or Vanilla: both!
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Yes
Do you Swear: FUCK NO!
Do you Sing: YES, as much as I can
Do you Shower Daily: yes, I am not a feral
Have you Been in Love: many times
Do you want to go to College: been there done that
Do you want to get Married: sometimes
Do you belive in yourself: no, cause I always tell myself lies but shhh don't tell me
Do you get Motion Sickness: yes
Do you think you are Attractive: hmmmm, yes and no
Are you a Health Freak: some days
Do you get along with your Parents: ALWAYS!
Do you like Thunderstorms: ohhh the fuck oh yes
Do you play an Instrument: does my pussy count?
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes, too much
In the past month have you Smoked: yes.. derrrr
In the past month have you been on Drugs: only the ones the doctor gave me
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: we dont have MALLS in Australia
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no fucking way!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: only in the bath
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: many hearts .. lol
Ever been Drunk: what sort of dumb cunt question is that!
Ever been called a Tease: yes, just ask Spinny
Ever been Beaten up: yes, but not by a girl
Ever Shoplifted: yes, and fuck, it was heavy
How do you want to Die: With a mic on my hand singing some AC/DC
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a rock singer!
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: anything sexy
Favourite Hair Color: all different colours
Short or Long Hair: depends on the person really
Height: taller than me
Weight: does not matter
Best Clothing Style: rock/punk/metal
Number of Drugs I have taken: hmmm, now thats a tricky one..
Number of CDs I own: hey, i can answer this one.. 846
Number of Piercings: 4, soon to be 6
Number of Tattoos: 0...but in 2 weeks it will be 3
Number of things in my Past I Regret: only 1

- or -* Singing (R.O.C.K) * Australian Music History * The 80's * Being a slave to ROCK! * Murder Mysteries * Karaoke

I'd like to meet:


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I would like to meet Dave Mustaine of Megadeth and Ex Metallica. Not only is he a great singer/songwriter, but he has led a very interesting life. I would love to pick his brain.

There are so many people that I want to meet from the early Aussie Rock scene. I have met Billy Thorpe which was one of the best evenings of my life!( my first words to Billy when I met him where as follows .. BILLY: "Hi, you must be Shazzy, I'm Billy Thorpe" ME: "No Shit Man") And, as all of my friends know, I LOVE Billy so much so that I am having a tattoo placed on my ankle with his name on it and the quote "Sink More Piss"♥

I also have met Brian Cadd, Molly Meldrum, Wilbur Wilde and John Farnham (for a brief second) But there are soooooo many on my wish list and it would take FOREVER to compile such a list. I would love to meet Brian Mannix, Chrissy Amphlett, Suzi Demarchi (former lead singer of The Baby Animals), Jimmy Barnes, Jon Stevens, Glenn Danzig and the list goes on!

Music:

Anything Australian! 60's, 70's and 80's. I am also a fan of Punk, Heavy Metal, Rock and well, alot of genre's really.

Movies:

The Green Mile, House of 1000 Corpes, The Big Lebowski, Office Space, Weird Science, The Breakfast Club, Puberty Blues, Nanny McPhee, Chicken Little and I spit on your grave

Television:

I dont really watch alot of TV, but when I do it is usually COUNTDOWN (LOL) I do like to watch Music DVD's. My most Favourite is The Sunbury Festival.. and because, yes, you guessed it, Billy Thorpe is on it ( can you see a habit forming here) *wink wink*

Books:

Anything by Robert G Barrett or James Patterson... they both write some FREAKY novels! But my most favourite books are "Most People I know Think That I'm Crazy and Sex Thugs and Rock'n'roll. I also enjoy biographies written and compiled by Aussie Rock Legends.

Heroes:

1.Billy Thorpe 2.Ross Wilson 3.My Dad ...(for introducing me to the awesome sounds of Billy Thorpe and Ross Wilson) LOL 4.ANYONE who has the courage to take the leap and be a musician/entertainer.. It's a rough and tough world out there for us BUT if we were not entertaining then imagine how fucked up the world would be! All the hard work and determination is WELL worth it in the long run ♥

http://www.myheritage.com

My Blog

Nothing works here! I HATE THIS PLACE!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pUSIjdvTIY All I can say about this video is.... IT'S FUCKING FUNNY!...
Posted by Xx_ShAzZy_xX on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 07:39:00 PST

Shazzy's Update....

Where to begin....On Saturday a good friend of mine and a legendary rocker Lobby Loyde died after a long battle with cancer. For those who do know him or have ever heard of him then you missed out on ...
Posted by Xx_ShAzZy_xX on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 05:01:00 PST

Fuck - Where have I been!!

Well, it sure has been a while between posts.. Where do I start? Most important matters first I guess..On February 28th the love of my life Billy Thorpe died of a heart attack in Sydney's St Vincents ...
Posted by Xx_ShAzZy_xX on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 09:56:00 PST

Phone Tag....

Let's play shall we ...
Posted by Xx_ShAzZy_xX on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 08:04:00 PST

So Much To Do So Little Time.....

So... Here is my day thus far....Got up this morning at 6.30am and went for my morning walk and what an interesting one it was. There is a young couple who live just at the end of my street and I norm...
Posted by Xx_ShAzZy_xX on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 07:54:00 PST

Just a quick update...

Ok, yes, it has been a while since I have updated my blog.. I seem to get lazy with these things, one minute I am 100% interested in keeping it updated and etc then all of a sudden I lose interest. W...
Posted by Xx_ShAzZy_xX on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 01:38:00 PST

Singing Grand Final - I MADE IT!

Yes, oh the fuck yes! I made it! I am now competing in the Grand Final for the Karaoke Idol on Sunday 8th October. To be honest I am a little shocked that I got through, not because I don't think that...
Posted by Xx_ShAzZy_xX on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 04:00:00 PST

Help Me Choose!

Next week I have my semi finals for the singing comp and I have NO IDEA what to sing.. I have no fear that anyone else will choose the same song as myself as I am the ONLY rock chick in the semi's. So...
Posted by Xx_ShAzZy_xX on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 12:02:00 PST

M.I.A - The Bitch Is Back .......

Finally, I am back, yes, I know you all missed me about as much as you miss the smell of K.F.C after a big night on the piss or the taste of a beer that has been accidentally ashed in by one of your p...
Posted by Xx_ShAzZy_xX on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 04:14:00 PST

*`* BuGgEr Me GeNtLy WiTh An AxE HaNdLe *`*

I have come to the conclusion that Melbourne's name should bloody be changed to "Little England" .. Talk about four seasons in one fucking day!! Bring back the hot weather for fucks sake! HEY! I...
Posted by Xx_ShAzZy_xX on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 04:16:00 PST