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Johnny Literate

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About Me


My Interests

Fear and Loafing.

I'd like to meet:

Freddie Mercury, and maybe a queer rock star who got AIDS and died.

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Music:

That dude on youtube who played Jungle Hijinx from Donkey Kong Country (SNES) on guitar. Foreigner.

Movies:

Air C.H.U.D., Alice in Underpants, The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down, Baby Cops 3: Tired and Cranky, Blackula Meets Black Dracula, The Christmas That Almost Wasn't But Then Was, Chocolate 2: The Vanilla-ing, Das Booty Call, Editor-in-Chimp, Ernest Goes Straight to Video, The Erotic Adventures of Hercules, Final Chapter 4: A New Beginning, Freddy Vs. Jason Vs. Board of Education, Hot Grits A Flyin', I Thumb Through Your Magazines, Love is Nice (starring Julia Roberts), A Matrix Christmas, My Baby is an Ugly Man, President Air Bud: Tail to the Chief, Princess Rock Star, Siskel & Ebert: The Movie ("Two thumbs up." - Siskel & Ebert), Soccer Mummy, Star Trek XII: So Very Tired, That 70's Movie, The Unwatchable Hulk

Television:

Admiral Baby, Battling Seizure Robots, Chop Shop'd, Don't Go There, Ethnic Mismatch Comedy #644, Happy Smile Super Challenge Family Wish Show, Knightboat: The Crime Solving Boat, Me Wantee, Padz, Pardon My Zinger, Tied to a Bear, When Animals Attack Magicians

Books:

Angelica Button and the Dragon King's Trundle Bed, The Big Book of British Smiles, Bordello Repair Vol 1, Bork on Sex, A Child's Garden of Cons by Grifty McGrift, Curious George and the Ebola Virus, The Harpooned Heart, The Harpooned Heart 2: Trouble Down Under, Happiness is a Naked Steve Allen, How to Make Love to Steve Allen, Journey to the Center of Steve Allen, The Joy of Cooking Steve Allen, How to Seduce Your Lousy Lazy Husband, How to Cook for Forty Humans, How to Tunnel Out of Prison, I Am Not Spock, I Am Spock, I Am Also Scotty, Someone's In The Kitchen With Jesus, Unidentified Flying Outrage!, Love in the Time of Scurvy, The 10 Dos and 500 Don'ts of Knife Safety, Weight Loss Through Laborious Sex, Will There Ever Be a Rainbow, Your Gimmicky Restaurant by Bennigan and Fuddrucker

Heroes:

Kid Gorgeous, Kid Presentable, Kid Gruesome, Kid Moe

My Blog

More like Indiana Groans

What a piece of shit.That movie was filled with completely unoriginal ideas. I'll give you a couple examples...Greedy treasure guy was in the movie. The one who has to get the treasure even though the...
Posted by Johnny Literate on Thu, 22 May 2008 10:28:00 PST

Dear XBox360,

You're so awesome. Sometimes, I wish you were a girl XBox, and that you came to life and we could snuggle on a couch and watch the Simpsons season 4 together with nothing but the commentary on for eve...
Posted by Johnny Literate on Fri, 16 May 2008 08:17:00 PST

Holy crap I want to play this

Gimme a couple days I'll do it too. It's the theme from that movie....
Posted by Johnny Literate on Wed, 14 May 2008 08:05:00 PST

I am the proud owner of

an XBox 360.
Posted by Johnny Literate on Mon, 05 May 2008 11:13:00 PST

Restaurant Review: The Phillipine Bread House

I'll start out by saying this, the Phillipine Bread House is exactly that, a bread house. No, I don't mean the building is made out of bread. I mean that they predominately serve bread. What a selecti...
Posted by Johnny Literate on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 05:04:00 PST

Myspace: Artist on Artist

If you would like to see two celebrities suck each other's dicks, please check out Myspace: Artist on Artist.
Posted by Johnny Literate on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 02:12:00 PST

Updates on "New Projects"

I still haven't.We didn't yet.I did!
Posted by Johnny Literate on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 07:35:00 PST

The worst trailer Ive ever seen

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Posted by Johnny Literate on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 06:43:00 PST

I fucking love McCain now

http://rawstory.com/news/2008/McCain_temper_boiled_over_in_9 2_0407.html
Posted by Johnny Literate on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 05:40:00 PST

New Projects

I’m going to become a rapper. (Rapp Brannigan?)Me and Jew Jon are going to write a book about a post-apocalyptic society.I’m going to eat a sandwich.
Posted by Johnny Literate on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 06:10:00 PST