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About Me

I am a psych major at GSU and a generally happy person, unless i'm hungover, and then i am just easily confused. i enjoy writing, making obscene comments, and apparently getting picked on by swole. i like the things about my friends that they think make them suck, and tend to know a whole lot about things that don't matter to anyone but me. i also like to end sentences like this......

My Interests

music, writing, stand-up comedy...

I'd like to meet:

Richard Pryor or Dave Attell

Music:

the beatles, ani difranco, the reverend horton heat, blondie, the clash, pink floyd, bjork, aesop rock, social d...anything except emo and christian punk(HA!) is ok with me.

Movies:

pulp fiction, reservoir dogs, snatch, one flew over the cuckoo's nest, the big lebowski....and pootie tang!...yes im an idiot. my new favorite movie is four rooms, and if you haven't seen it you should.

Television:

the only things worth watching on television are all in syndication, like seinfled. two current shows that are good are forensic files (if you have a strong stomach), and best week ever....and curb your enthusiasm, but i don't know if it's still on.

Books:

anything by kurt vonnegut, especially breakfast of champions and sirens of titan. two other really good books i've read lately are the world according to garp and the dirt by motley crue.

Heroes:

joan jett, wendy o williams, and artie, the strongest man in the world.

My Blog

I don't get it..

Here's a random thought: I understand that tittyfucking looks good asthestically. And hell I'm sure that it feels good for men, because i've been told that any friction on the wang is pleasurabl...
Posted by Beer and Puppies on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 02:20:00 PST

a few of my favorite things....

1) Court T.V2) Dogs...specifically, the way that they wiggle when they've missed you, and the way that they hump each other without regard for who is watching, and the way that they aren't cats.3) Han...
Posted by Beer and Puppies on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 12:20:00 PST

I got a puppy!

Look in my photos..she's so fucking cute!
Posted by Beer and Puppies on Fri, 12 May 2006 06:22:00 PST

Fuck you Carrie Bradshaw...

I love Sex and the City ( shut up Jay), but if I watch one more episode of it and don't have sex soon, I'm gonna hit someone in the head with a pickaxe. Maybe Kirk Cameron! Now that's two birds w...
Posted by Beer and Puppies on Thu, 11 May 2006 07:26:00 PST

edumacation...

Those who say that learning isn't fun aren't trying hard enough...here are some wonderfully retarded things that are actually found in my over priced college textbooks... "Which is more useful, the Su...
Posted by Beer and Puppies on Sat, 10 Dec 2005 01:46:00 PST

How do you spell "shoot you in the fucking face?"

Here's a dandy idea: Let's get all of the meth heads, people who charge you money for overdawing from the bank, people who have their own reality shows because they won a previous reality show, and Ke...
Posted by Beer and Puppies on Fri, 07 Oct 2005 04:51:00 PST

allow me to retort...

This blog is for all the girls who have tried to be nice and can't be anymore because of oversensitive guys. The girls who are called sluts and bitches because they like sex, and bec...
Posted by Beer and Puppies on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

holy hermaphrodites im bored...is that spelled right?

if you have a car, warner robins is boring..if your shitty 89 jeep comanche truck is in the shop its a hell hole. someone come and pick me up..anybody. its three twenty two ijn the morning and the onl...
Posted by Beer and Puppies on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

hell yeah bitches

bitches ain't nothin but hoes and skanks. yeah. ok. katie rocks my world and is awesome at everything. no doubt. yeah. she's cool. word. i like dc talk.
Posted by Beer and Puppies on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST