InterNOT |
The winds have fate have blown my internet connection away. I'll only be able to check my myspace messages from friends' computers and really fancy ATMs.If you need to get in touch with me, I'd sugges...
Posted by Jew Jon on Sun, 27 May 2007 12:47:00 PST |
This weekend |
Anyone up for delaware park?
Posted by Jew Jon on Tue, 15 May 2007 11:05:00 PST |
fuck you, delaware park |
fuck you, delaware park!fuck your cheating-ass whorey virtual blackjack dealersfuck your Monopoly themed slot machine cash toiletsfuck your legions of souless scum bags lining the aisles pissing away ...
Posted by Jew Jon on Tue, 15 May 2007 11:04:00 PST |
Shave Mistake |
I shaved my head last night. I couldn't handle the responsibilities of having a mohawk anymore. Also I forgot what the top of my head looked like.
Posted by Jew Jon on Wed, 09 May 2007 02:40:00 PST |
Cavity Search |
I had an appointment with the dentist today, and am very sorry to say that I had my first cavity, ending my 53 year streak of flawless dental visits.
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
FCUK (FUCK)
I'm considering removin...
Posted by Jew Jon on Mon, 07 May 2007 01:20:00 PST |
The Jon Grunes Guide to Sex and Dating |
Now that I'm single again, I'm a little worried that my "game" has gotten a bit rusty. I started thinking of the best ways to make a impression on a girl. Feel free to add your own sure-fire pant...
Posted by Jew Jon on Fri, 04 May 2007 03:30:00 PST |
School's Out |
I have a reoccurring dream where everyone in my high school had to go back and take their senior year over again due to a problem with the diplomas they gave us when we originally graduated. Its alway...
Posted by Jew Jon on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 03:45:00 PST |
fantastic four |
just watched the fantastic four on hbo. I must say I was pleasantly surprised, although maybe because I was expecting a 2 hour CGI abortion. Yeah Dr. Doom didn't have an accent and that's not how he g...
Posted by Jew Jon on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 06:14:00 PST |
license to ill |
funny thing happened to me on the way home from the bar tonight. I got stopped by the police for speeding, having a tailight out, and they thought I was drunk. Perhaps I was, but I passed all their je...
Posted by Jew Jon on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 01:32:00 PST |
It's Super Bowl Sunday! |
Which means everyone will have shut the fuck up about football by mid-week!
Posted by Jew Jon on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 10:44:00 PST |
