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Palmer

About Me



This Pretty Much Sums it Up
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hSX1W75n2g

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

There is no one I would like to meat. Instead, please enjoy this list of exotic animals I would like to eat. In some cases I am actively pursuing these: Lion, Gorilla, Panda, Penguin, Rattlesnake, Salt Water Crocodile, Zebra, Dwarf, Koala, Grizzly Bear, Walrus. Let me know if you can help.

My Blog

You Know What's Fucking Awesome?

My ATM card is only free at two locations in town. One is the Target somewhere on the westside. The other? The fucking TOP HAT!!! Hell yeah. 
Posted by on Thu, 12 Mar 2009 01:27:00 GMT

The 101 Greatest Thing About Newark

That Asshole Brian don't live here no more.
Posted by on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 09:28:00 GMT

Once again, alcohol whoops my ass

So far I have been set on fire in a clown suit,  thrown out of a high speed pickup truck, cuffed in front of the nation's capital, choked out, thrown down the steps, had my arm bone smashed ...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Apr 2006 20:17:00 GMT

Too Lame To Live, Too Beautiful to Die

This is very lame. Its Friday night and what am I doing? I'm hiding out at my parents' house in Dover. No one should spend anytime in Dover, let alone a weekend night. My parents are in Virginia on so...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 18:30:00 GMT

I love this town

Newark is the greatest damn town on the planet. And here's 100 reasons why (in no particular order). 1. Mayor Vance Funk 2. The Bike Trail 3. Creek Road 4. The snails tagged all over town 5. ...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Dec 2004 17:30:00 GMT

Rock and Roll Blues

What a crock of shit. Not a good last couple of days for rock and roll. Dimbag got shot and died. That's some bullshit in a bucket right there. I never really got into Pantera for one reason or anot...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Dec 2004 15:01:00 GMT