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Funky Tanned Trini ®

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About Me


I was born and raised in the Caribbean island of Trinidad and Tobago, then transplanted into Ohio with my husband of 8 years.

I am happily and successfully married to a wonderful man who is very good to me, spoils me rotten and takes great care of me.
I do not have, nor want children, EVER! I am built for speed, not for comfort.
I spend my time looking my best inside and out, Working out, (yoga every day), and eating right (sometimes).
I do not work and we are both on his work schedule, nights. So anything that happens for us is definately after 6pm.
I am an educated and opinionated individual with views on tons of subjects. I love sci-fi and playing with my playstation. I am pretty easy to get along with, just so you see everything my way. (lol).
I love English football and Chelsea is my team, nothing beats fresh sushi and red wine(lol but not together though).
I am a very eclectic person with an even more eclectic personality. I am straight forward, so if you have a question, dont hesitate to ask me, and I will give you a straight answer.
My husband and I have lived all over the world, including the Caribbean, South America, England and Canada, so obviously I have traveled, and I love it...
I love expressing my strong views about politics, to whomever will listen. (lol) Yes I am a strong believer in Karma and that is why I am not shy in pointing out the MANY flaws in this current administration, or for that matter the "republican and religious right wingers" also.
I am a VERY passionate person... Passionate about love and life, my husband, my friends, my ideals and my opinions.
World domination is on my agenda for the next few years. If you want to be part of the people that survive, let me know so I can put you on the list. If not, see you downstairs. lol
And NO, I DONT want to trade pics, and I DONT want a quicky behind the supermarket, and I certainly DONT want to cyberfuck!
I am looking for friendship.
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My Interests



I love to workout. Yoga especially, (Steve Ross is my nemises, I mean really, have you seen this guy bend?! OMG!).

Playstation, cooking, shopping, and all around fun stuff.

I crave great restaurants, bars and clubs, and I really dig the tittie bars!

I Love to get dressed up and hit the town, and I really like going to the movies!

I really like to play dress up and have my pictures taken! I am a real ham in front of the flash..

I am also a HUGE fan of world football. GO CHELSEA!

Barcelona, Juventis, Ajax, AC Milan, Real Madrid, Brazil, Argentina, Trinidad and Tobago, Celtic, and of course Boca Juniors are some of the teams I love to watch!

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I'd like to meet:

I am here to find friends and network my quirks. I have many girl friends that I left behind in the Caribbean, and have not clicked much with anyone here yet.

I am looking for special people to be great friends with. I am definately not into head games or baggage, and I am not the most patient woman in the world, but I do like to listen.

THIS IS IMPORTANT! If you are a single dude, FUCK OFF! Single guy mentality is great, if you are hanging out at the sports bar with other single guys, grunting back and forth, to each other, swilling light beer from the tap, and listening to Led Zeppelin on the jukebox, its pretty easy to figure out that is probibly why you are still a single guy. (lol) I am NOT looking for you. I am not looking to see your little dick, admire your car, see your wad of one'e wrapped in a hundred dollar bill, nor do I want to trade photo's with you.

AND... If you are married and looking for that special someone to show the ropes to, and explore the softer side of, I am certainly not your girl so quit bugging me about it. But!!! If you are a real person, by all means get in touch with me. I know that this is a difficult one, but here is an example. If you have sent out more than 2 friend requests to ladies today, dont request me...

Music:

I enjoy all types of music from Boccelli to Metallica. Just NO country!

Prodigy, Chemical Brothers, R.E.M., Smashing Pumpkins, Nelly Furtado, Akon, Kanye West, Gnarles Barkley Gwen Stefani, No Doubt, Shaggy, Natasha Beddingfield, Redman, and tons more! ..

Movies:

Blood and gore are the best, but throw in some comedy and its gonna be a hit with me...

I cant miss anything from George A Romero, Peter Jackson and Quentin Tarantino, and almost anything with Clive Owen or Kate Beckinsale.

Though I must say,that V for Vendetta was the best movie I ever watched, I just love the characters and the plot. Seems somewhat odd you think?!
We just went to see "300", it was a great movie but historically inaccurate.
They should have given props to Thermisticles but we still loved it!

Television:

Sadly, I am a tv watcher! You name it I have probibly watched it. From reality tv to MTV, I LOVE sci-fi the most with Adult Swim comming in at a close second!
Who dont get into Inuyasha?!..

I cant miss Galactica and Heroes is really cool too... I love Masi Oka.

Books:

Stephen King is my absolute favorite! Anne Rice is a close second.

Shakespear, Dante, Frost, Byron, Shelly, Dickens and Poe too! With Lewis Carrol as my childhood favorite.

There is no greater sorrow Than to be mindful of the happy time In misery...

Heroes:

Are you kidding???? Thats easy, ME.

The real question that you must ask yourself is, why am I not YOUR hero!?!

The Captain and I at spacedock.

My Blog

No Interviews ,please.

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Secret Stupidity

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STEAL THIS PICTURE !!!!

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The Golden Ticket

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Rocking Dorothy Hamil

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Suspicious behavior from Raw Feet

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Invitation

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The Brazilian wax mystery

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Any one with a Moral Oral Roberts University law degree ,attention!

Psssstt heard Alberto Gonzales is quitting.( insert celebratory yell here). So the Republican party is searching for a new Attorney General,preferbly meeting the standards that we are all used to seei...
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