Sadism, Masochists,Crainsins, Giving tourists bad directions. Threatening pan-handlers, Correcting people on their grammar and pronunciation, Sucker punches, Kicking guys in the balls, Swearing contests, Shark Week, The Civil War, The Holocaust, Car accidents, Giving you some facetime with sweet lady brick. Burning down your house, Punching you hard and killing you, Killing your whole fucking family
The question is, who doesn't want to meet me?
Music is shit. You're shit. I'm sure you listen to the worst music you can lay your fins on. You walk up to the counter and say "Im a filthy corpse-fucker and I like to eat my own shit and I'll lick your dirty shit-hole clean if you'd let me give you 20 bucks for whatever lousy records that otherpeople listen to"!
Schindler's list, Jaws, all Sam Peckinpah, Unforgiven, the first 20 minutes of Saving Private Ryan, the first 20 minutes of Alive.
Dick Clark Productions Inc.
Shit you've never read because you're a fucking idiot. I know that 'The Dicklicker's Guide to Pure Happiness" really helped you grow, but you're a fucking asshole.
Julius Ceasar, Madonna