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The 400 Pound Amazon Gnome - Mona The Monkey Woman

My Crazy Conversations With Idiots

About Me

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I go by Mona the Monky Woman... I am a 400 pound Amazon gnome from the magical world of Narnia. I have a hump back and a harelip and enjoy making fun of people and posting the converstaions.... enjoy!
You are
What Rejected Crayon Are You?
You Are 60% Weird
You're so weird, you think you're *totally* normal. Right?
But you wig out even the biggest of circus freaks! How Weird Are You?

My Interests

Enjoying interesting and intillectual converstations with mortals.... the things that comes out of your mouths from time to time just amuses me....

I'd like to meet:

none of these people

Television:

Take the quiz:
Which LOST character are you?

Ethan
You are Ethan You are evil and crazy.

Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!

Heroes:

Super Grover

My Blog

Wow... haven’t posted in 4ev-r

But I haven't had any idiots IMing me!  What-up with that????     So, to divert your otherwise uneventful and lonely lives... check this out...these people are AWSOME!!!!!   Ok so ...
Posted by The 400 Pound Amazon Gnome - Mona The Monkey Woman on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 06:58:00 PST

The Evils of Cereal

elvintry: greetings how are you?Sable Quill: Well, thank you, yourself?elvintry: I am wet but wellelvintry: what might you be up to?Sable Quill: Chatting with an old friend of mine.  Yourself?elv...
Posted by The 400 Pound Amazon Gnome - Mona The Monkey Woman on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 07:26:00 PST

We Are Not Amused

Ok, it has been a while since I have posted anything, as I haven't had any random IMs as of late.  And to be honest this is not one of my better ones, as I am still tired and am on allergy pills....
Posted by The 400 Pound Amazon Gnome - Mona The Monkey Woman on Thu, 10 May 2007 06:56:00 PST

Peace, my brother, peace!

funny togo: HiSable Quill: hellofunny togo: wowfunny togo: nice picSable Quill: THanks.funny togo: butfunny togo: is that funny togo: ufunny togo: !!Sable Quill: Is there something I can help you with...
Posted by The 400 Pound Amazon Gnome - Mona The Monkey Woman on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 06:24:00 PST

Whoa...where did my photo go?

So I log on this morning, and my photo is gone!!!!!     I didn't take it down!   How insane is that?????   So I will have to put a new one up, if I can find one!     XOXO...
Posted by The 400 Pound Amazon Gnome - Mona The Monkey Woman on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 04:11:00 PST

Did I just have this conversation?

Ok, I am all happy to help out a friend in need, however this guy just started talking to me less than a week ago... now maybe his sob story is real.... yeah and my dog is the incarnate of Elvis.... &...
Posted by The 400 Pound Amazon Gnome - Mona The Monkey Woman on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 10:26:00 PST

The Return of Mr. Smith

kyle smith: hello sister Colleen Criswell: Hello kyle smith: did you have a blessed day Colleen Criswell: Yes, it was quite lovely, thanks for asking. kyle smith: great kyle smith: me too Colleen Cris...
Posted by The 400 Pound Amazon Gnome - Mona The Monkey Woman on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 07:59:00 PST

Quick! Get a lighter for this guy!

kyle smith: ic i just read your little statment @geocities kyle smith: dont ya just hate that Colleen Criswell: I am so happy you read that, many people aren't so smart and tend to try anyway kyle smi...
Posted by The 400 Pound Amazon Gnome - Mona The Monkey Woman on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 08:18:00 PST

I would love for someone to e-mail bomb this one... it would make me so giddy!

gmurphyau: hello sable Sable Quill: Hello gmurphyau: hello Sable Quill: You seem to be repeating yourself gmurphyau: no Colleen i am not darling Sable Quill: Yes, you did, because you said hello sable...
Posted by The 400 Pound Amazon Gnome - Mona The Monkey Woman on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 05:42:00 PST

Damn, I need to get my English to English Dictionary updated!

amply4you: lol, think I searched for gobble Sable Quill: ? amply4you: its ok, its probably a brit thing lost in the us translation lol Sable Quill: If you say so amply4you: i thought you were writting...
Posted by The 400 Pound Amazon Gnome - Mona The Monkey Woman on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 07:04:00 PST