Your Mission, Should you Choose To Accept it... |
Attention Australian Gnome Army Supporters!
The Fourth Annual Gnome Army Convention will be on January 26th this year and, well, they have made it clear that we dont fit within their ideologies. ...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 11:32:00 GMT |
Dont Miss "The Coxmen" Interview!! |
Interview with The Coxmen:
America's Most "Face" Underground Band
Hello Ladies and Gentlemen!
The Gnome Army recently returned from an interesting trip to Columbus, Ohio where we flew to meet the hot...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 11:09:00 GMT |
Gnomers Day PR Story! |
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Posted by on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 10:30:00 GMT |
GNOMERS DAY CONTEST INFO |
SPECIAL MYSPACE ANNOUNCEMENT:As you all are more than just friends, you're our myspace friends (Us Gnomes have a feeling that means you're our friends on a much deeper, closer and intimate level.. is ...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 08:55:00 GMT |
Miss Gnome Universe!! |
That's right folks it's that time of year again where gnomes compete against each other for the legendary title of "Ms. Gnome Universe". To participate in the Ms. Gnome Universe Pageant 2007, pl...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 10:42:00 GMT |
We Want YOU!!! |
The Gnome Army is accepting applicants for Branch Headquarters!Our goals is to have a Branch Headquarters in every city in the nation. Help The Gnome Army defeat oppresssion by becoming the Comm...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 11:52:00 GMT |
OUTRAGE!!! |
OUTRAGE!
Verizon Wireless has chosen to exploit gnomes in their latest ad campaign entitled, "You Wouldn't Make it in the NFL." Unfortunately the gnomes in question are allies of The Gnome Arm...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 09:50:00 GMT |
LEAKED! Gnomes Get Gnasty |
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Cool Slideshows!
Posted by on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 10:44:00 GMT |
Gnomes Get Gnasty |
Friends,
As many of you of you know, a private tape entitled "Gnomes get Gnasty" has made its way onto the internet. It features our very own Serlock Gnomes, John Gnomes, Little Miss Prissy Puss...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 10:44:00 GMT |
Tour of Duty - Summer 2007 |
The Gnome Army is planning it's attack! We're sending Commanding Officers to the following events and locations to help end Gnome Oppression, gain a few new Allies and have a good time while we'r...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 09:44:00 GMT |
