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About Me

I'm Metropolitanaria's premiere superhero. I mean, the Falcon has, like, a better QUOTA, or whatever, but I have way more style - everybody says so. So if you're going by buzz and high-profile, higher importance busts, I'm totally #1.For ex.: Remember that day when the city smelled like maple syrup and nobody could figure out why? That was this dude who called himself Lumberjack - he was this lame-o canadian who used the subway system to spread mind-altering chemicals that smelled delicious. Five more minutes, and you'd all have been zombies. I didn't brag or anything at the time, but since this is MY MySpace page, I might as well tell you - I completely saved your lives! :)

My Interests

Exercise, mixed-form combat, feng shui, gadgets, waterproof cosmetics, restaurant and club openings.

I'd like to meet:

Batman! I haven't been to Gotham City since I was like ten, but Batman's so freaking hot.Dr. Dreadful - who just escaped from Outskirts Prison...again. He was responsible for the earthquake at the courthouse that sucked seven innocent and bored jury servers into the earth. Who knows what he is plotting now? Well, I do, and it ain't gonna happen. WE WILL MEET, Dr. Dreadful. Sooner than you think. And then probably a few more times after that.A good drycleaner. My place sucks. Oh! And a tailor who can keep his mouth shut.

Heroes:

Um...me? ;)

My Blog

Slow and Unsteady

Okay. Sorry to have been incommunicado for so long, but honestly? There hasn't been all that much to report on. No sidekick interviews yet...I can't get it together to call these people. Usually my...
Posted by Silver Sparrow on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 04:15:00 PST

Q & A with the Silver Sparrow

You ask...I answer! Well, hang on. I answer if it's a good question. And if it doesn't reveal anything damaging about myself. And if it's phrased in a flattering way, but not kissing-up too obviousl...
Posted by Silver Sparrow on Sun, 10 Feb 2008 12:43:00 PST

Asst. DA Rochesters Speech: My Response

After watching Andy Rochester's speech on the news, I must admit I was flustered at first, but I think I've formed the most intelligent and appropriate response possible. Here is my statement:undefin...
Posted by Silver Sparrow on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 11:11:00 PST

I’m Thankful!

Hello lovelies, I've just this morning gotten home from Gotham, where I received the key to the city from Commissioner Gordon! So cool! It was all because of this case I worked on with Robin...s...
Posted by Silver Sparrow on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 05:57:00 PST

Be On The Lookout!

undefined Silver Sparrow APB Add to My Profile | More VideosDon't forget to send in tips, sightings, pleas for help, etc.Thx! ;)-TSS...
Posted by Silver Sparrow on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 05:59:00 PST

A Very Special Halloween Message

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Posted by Silver Sparrow on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 04:01:00 PST

New Video-Blog!

I'm still not saying vlog, sickos. Oh crap, I just said it. Wrote it. Whatever.undefined Silver Sparrow 2 Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by Silver Sparrow on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 03:41:00 PST

Vlogs and haircuts and gremlins in prison

Hey fancies, So thanks so much for your responses to the video blog! I'm totally going to do it again when I have a spare moment - if such a thing exists! - but vlogging (ew...that still sounds really...
Posted by Silver Sparrow on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 10:43:00 PST

The Camera Totally Adds Five Pounds!

Hello darling Metros, After much ridiculous delay, I've posted the first video blog of what I hope will be many. Here was my dilemma - all of my security cameras have triple layer encrypted vide...
Posted by Silver Sparrow on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 11:19:00 PST

Updates!

Hello, you lovely civilians, you...it's been too long since I've posted. I realize this. I've been SO busy! I'm sure most of you heard about the big 4th of July happenings - the Falcon and I busted M...
Posted by Silver Sparrow on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 03:05:00 PST