The name is LUCIFURRY... Geddit? Lucifer....but Furry...cause I'm a cat. *cricket sound* I thought it was clever.
Evil? Kinda. I CANNOT BELIEVE MY EYES, HOW THE WORLD'S FILLED WITH FILTH AND LIES, BUT IT'S PLAIN TO SEE, THE EVIL INSIDE OF ME, IS ON THE RISE. I bet you didn't know I could sing. Any requests?
And why the cat disguise, you ask? Because cats are cuter than dogs. Everyone knows that.
I'm learning the ways of both the dark side, and the light side. Cause I want it all, and I want it all served to me by cute naked men. Or women. I'm pretty open to whatever. That's why I'm still trying to figure out which is the most awesome side to be on (The light side, or the dark side), and I heard somewhere that BEER is the path to the DARK SIDE. awesomeness.
SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING...DARK SIDE. I talk a big game, but I still can't seem to perfect my evil type laugh, let alone destroy Metropolitanaria with my destructo-ray. My conscience always seems to get in the way, or I'm constantly being distracted by laser pointers, Nathan Fillion, or sexy birds and am never able to bring my evil schemes into fruition. But I'll continue to try. TRY NOT, DO, OR DO NOT, THERE IS NO TRY.
Therefore, henceforth, I've taken it upon myself to ensure the balance between light and dark, good and evil, chunky and smooth peanut butter. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
Also, I have forced my body into a tiny space in order to look cute. How am I doing?
I can be a bit frisky at times -I'm a wanted cat. I have the death sentence on twelve systems. And yes, I AM an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.