Tiny Bubbles (midget dancer I once knew); Greg Matthews (if anyone knows where to find him); anyone who wears Lederhosen for kicks; libertines who are willing to settle down with one man, several women, and a dog named UBU; any children I've unknowingly fathered (I'm serious. Come get your inheritance, if you DARE!). Meeting someone cute , single, and not crazy would be nice (but I'm not holding my breath. I AM in my 30's after all. That's when the craziness starts coming out.)