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Josh The Doering

I believe in you! I just know you're gonna fail!

About Me

Me... I've been trying to figure that out for a while, now... I'm a writer, a bartender, an actor, and a good lay. And an alcoholic, and a pothead, and I'm not really sure who I am. I enjoy enjoying things, but for some reason, I'm in Little Rock. I have a wonderful cat named Monkey, a roommate with two dogs and a puppy the size of a pony, and a car that's totaled and immobile. For a long time, I was way into television, but we've had a falling out, and I had to break it off. right now, I don't have any music I'm listening to, no food I like, and no movies to recommend. I'm just kinda floating.

My Interests

Writing, reading, smoking, discovering, adventuring, living, and anything that interests me at any given time. Australian Girls with curly hair and Dimples you could get lost in. Experimental Cooking. Hammocks. Absurdity. Surrealism.

I'd like to meet:

people. real people. and trey parker. The Music Makers. The Dreamers of The Dream. Kosmos Spoetzl.
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Movies:

BLACK SHEEP. "(not the Farley/Spade vehicle, the Kiwi flick about zombie sheep...) And the goddam Muppet Movie!

Television:

30 Rock, The Office, Mythbusters, Star Trek (cuz I'm lame that way)

Books:

I just finished a book called "World War Z, an oral history of the Zombie War," and I liked it quite a bit.

Heroes:

A Hero ain't nothin' but a sandwich

My Blog

Doing Anything Tuesday?

Election Day 2008 As we all know, Tuesday, November 4th, is rapidly approaching. That's not so strange. It happens almost yearly. But this particular November 4th is a special one. This November 4th ...
Posted by Josh The Doering on Mon, 03 Nov 2008 04:06:00 PST

Too Soon?

On August 13th, 2 men died. That, in and of itself, isn't noteworthy at all. I'm fairly certain that it happens every day, and I'm also fairly certain that they weren't the only ones. But I'm going to...
Posted by Josh The Doering on Thu, 14 Aug 2008 06:36:00 PST

anyone have any sort of medical knowledge?

so, a few weeks ago, I had a nasty fall in Eureka. Used a cane for a few days (which was AWESOME!) but didn’t really mess up any joints. I did get a nasty bruise, though, and even though it&rsqu...
Posted by Josh The Doering on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 04:50:00 PST

dang it all to heck!

sometimes, I just want to be left alone. I want to sit at my computer, have a beer or 3, and just be alone. I thought I was being fairly straightforward about it, too, what with my posture, and choice...
Posted by Josh The Doering on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 03:40:00 PST

keen!

so, anyway. Had a great time in Eureka. That doesn’t surprise me. I’ve always loved that town. Every time I’m there, I find it difficult to leave. Sure, I almost broke my knee and ha...
Posted by Josh The Doering on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 05:14:00 PST

TA DAAA!

So, here's what my last few blogs have been about: YouTube is having a contest for Sketch Comedy shorts. They have to involve a road trip and a musical instrument. With $40,000 in cash and prizes on t...
Posted by Josh The Doering on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 03:04:00 PST

patience, my lovelies...

I already told you, once the deadline passes, you will know, and you will see, and you may pee your pants a bit. Suffice it to say, I haven't been this excited about what's going on in this area of my...
Posted by Josh The Doering on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 02:09:00 PST

BYAAAHHH!

So incredibly jazzed right now. The other night, whilst at a bar, a friend of mine told me of an incredible opportunity. (incredible=$40,000 in cash and prizes) I don't want to give anything away, be...
Posted by Josh The Doering on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 06:44:00 PST

Really? two blogs in one day? CRAZY!!

I know. It surprises me too. but the thing is, I've spent a few hours on the intronets, and in that few hours, I've dredged up so much from the past that it makes me want to puke. Not really, but some...
Posted by Josh The Doering on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 07:54:00 PST

wow

So, I just spent some time looking through my old blogs, and decided that I should post more. Actually, I need to write more, and this is something I've been saying for quite some time now. I took a ...
Posted by Josh The Doering on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 05:16:00 PST