Saturday Night Live |
Yeah, yeah, it's late and I'm on wine, but this has been a serious fantasy for me for a very long time. I get to host Saturday Night live, I'm tepid about it, ( what do they know? Corporate pigs) But ...
Posted by on Fri, 05 May 2006 00:59:00 GMT |
A REALLY GOOD JOKE!!!!! |
So a Priest, A Rabbi and a Leper walk into a bar. They order a round from the Barkeep. He asks why they're wearing the funny hats. They explain it's Free the Leprechaun King day. The Bartender had fo...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Dec 2005 23:49:00 GMT |
Richard Pryor |
My Silence.....................................................
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Posted by on Sun, 11 Dec 2005 01:56:00 GMT |
WHAT YOU DIDN'T DO WELL |
Hello, I just had a theatrircal show with a few of you. And this is what you didn't do well.... First off, the "Pissing". I didn't care for it. Second the "Oh,I Hate Christ!", from boy 2! Idiotic! 3rd...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Dec 2005 00:09:00 GMT |
Fairie Tales |
Once there was A Time Once when a glorious mating resulted in a most glorious babe, she was named at once as "Sandy". Sandy flourished and grew into a unique human never glanced upon before. Some said...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Nov 2005 23:07:00 GMT |
I Have Something to Say |
I have something to say! And I am quite aware that I am adamant about it! No one needs to tell me what I think I think! I don't need proding from your phallic judgement! This message shall be sent! Wh...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Nov 2005 00:16:00 GMT |
I love Thetre People! |
I loathe theatre prople! No! I love them ! No! Them! I detest! I want a Bourgan! I love the smell of Napalm in the Morning!! I've always depended on the kindnesss of jerks! Stella! That bitch left me ...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Nov 2005 00:36:00 GMT |
Nothin' Plain Old Nothin" |
I Don't Believe in Nothin' No more. Nothin'! Except for somethings and someone and 2 things And Kittens and Cheeses and something else and nonsense and You! But other than that ... Nothin'! And I Me...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Oct 2005 01:11:00 GMT |
Death of Halloween |
Take cover , my friends- For the time is at end
The ugly and biased are thriving- They have the might- And it is so so quite RIGHT,
Alas the left, they are a faulting.
We must ralley around- And l...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Oct 2005 00:45:00 GMT |
Wine on my Frickin Shirt |
Fine! Wine! I drink it! But I am poor! I can't get nice things! And now I drink wine! Red frickin' wine! And my shirts are paying the price! I got cleavage stains! Stomach stains! And now! Gottdamned ...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Oct 2005 00:00:00 GMT |
