KING DAMRAK

Hello ladies my name is Justin and I am from Northern California or some would say southern Oregon anyways I dont have much to say so well like I said I dont know what the hell to say. So here goes, my interest include ballet, shopping, listening to Michael Bolton while crying and eating chocalate chip cookie dough ice cream in my poke a dot boxers with a tatoo of I love Mom on my buttocks. I want to meet a woman with the same interest as me. Hopefully they will not mind that I am really skinny with a beer gut that my mommy says is precious. I am a Star Wars geek who waited 6 months 3 days and 2 hours outside a movie theatre for tickets to the new Star Wars movie. My favorite actor is Pee Wee Herman man that mofo has got some serious talent. My idol is Paul from the Diamond Center that guy has been a real inspiration in my life. I am 24 and live in my mommy's garage with my pet cockateel who I talk to all the time but has yet to talk back to me. So if you are a girl who thinks you might be interested in me, which I dont know one girl in her right mind who would not like someone as studly as myself. So just hit me up and when I am finished watching Star Treck and masturbating to some cling on cleavage Ill hit you back. Dont be shy ladies I know you want me. Also I just want to take a moment to reflect upon all the good that my old faithful pals NO-EXPLODE and Haladrol-50 have brought to my life. Without you 2 friends I dont know where I would be at this moment in my life. NO-EXPLODE fills the void that I used to fill with Keystone Ice, and Haladrol-50 fills the Diva Dykes vs the Lipstick Lezbians void. I really do miss the good times that me, Keystone, Dick Chucks, and the Diva Dykes vs the Lipstick Lezbians used to have. I was what you would have called army strong on steroids. I enjoyed moments including shitting myself during a 12 mile road march that I was convinced I could do faster than anybody has ever done in the US Army. Well I was on pace until mile 10.5 where my disk erupted in my back and I shit myself, well that did not stop me. An hour and a half later I crawled across the finish line to end up in the hospital with a giant tube stuck in my dick. So when you see the commercial army strong think of that tube. I sure as hell dont. What the hell am I talking about ah..... who cares...... Somebody better be enjoying my dvd........I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4