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1/2 of the "gun show"

My tongue is the only muscle on my body that works harder than my heart.

About Me

Hi, im Derek, I like long walks on the beach and poetry. lol. jk. If you havent guessed by that opening i am a cheesy SOB. I am in the U.S. Army and staitioned currently in Baghdad Iraq, my home station is Schweinfurt Germany. I have been to Holland, France, Spain, Ireland, and Portugal. Still Havent made it to Italy yet, damnit. I like punk music, and i am extremely Emo. So Emo it is pathetic. Im a Nascar and NFL fan. I also like Pina Coladas and watching sun rises. Once again i am really cheesy.
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Your Deadly Sins
Gluttony: 100%
Lust: 100%
Sloth: 100%
Greed: 80%
Pride: 60%
Wrath: 60%
Envy: 20%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 74%
You'll die from food poisoning - and then the natives will feast on your fatty limbs. How Sinful Are You?
You Are Tequilla
When you drink, you're serious about getting drunk!
You'll take any shot that's offered up to you...
Even if it tastes like sock sweat!
And you're never afraid of eating the worm. What Alcoholic Drink Are You?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:



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Music:



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Movies:

top five movies, 1. Top Gun, 2. Napoleon Dynamite, 3. Trainspotting, 4. Dumb and dumber, 5. Closer
Fun at the Titty Twister.

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Television:

My favorite Television shows are CSI, The Simpsons, and South Park.

Books:

My favorite book is The complete works of Edgar Allen Poe.

Heroes:

My dad, and my friends in cali.

My Blog

A Couple Things!!

so i figured i would post a new blog because it was needed. lol. first of all to all my friends stuck in baghdad right now, i miss you guys, cant wait to get back and tell you all the stories. keep sa...
Posted by 1/2 of the "gun show" on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 10:34:00 PST

new messenger name....

dudes and of course the ladies. i have a new yahoo! messenger name punksterdude3422. remember it and love it. love it. thanks seashore. anyways. im still on aol at smiley 3422 but in case you gu...
Posted by 1/2 of the "gun show" on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 02:46:00 PST

yah really good story

so heres a story from way back. figured that i would post this for my boy james who had to endure this night with me.... james and myself went to a bar and picked up these 2 chicks that were also soil...
Posted by 1/2 of the "gun show" on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 05:41:00 PST

World cup and many stories

whats up every body. just got back from the world cup game. usa vs. ghana. as you all know we lost. fucking reffs. but i had the best time. i was the group leader and led us all in singing songs and c...
Posted by 1/2 of the "gun show" on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 06:45:00 PST

OK LETS GET THIS STRAIGHT!!!

WELL HELLO HELLO EVERYBODY. HAVENT WROTE A BLOG HERE IN A WHILE SO I THOUGHT I WOULD UPDATE EVERYBODY. RUMORS ABOUT ME AND IRAQ HAVE BEEN FLOATING AROUND AND YES THEY ARE TRUE. CANT TELL YOU EXACTLY W...
Posted by 1/2 of the "gun show" on Sun, 07 May 2006 04:26:00 PST

snowy germany

Hey everybody. hope no one is missing me too much. its only been a week. found out that i will be in the army till oct.07 so expect me home then. it sucks i know but this is the end of my tour and the...
Posted by 1/2 of the "gun show" on Sat, 11 Mar 2006 08:39:00 PST

THANK YOU!!!!

HEY EVERYBODY. I JUST WANTED TO SAY THANK YOU FOR MAKING MY LEAVE SO AMAZING AND VERY INTERESTING. I ESPECIALLY WANT TO THANK THE RICHTER FAMILY FOR LETTING ME STAY AT THEIR PLACE TILL 11 PM JUST TO T...
Posted by 1/2 of the "gun show" on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 03:23:00 PST

hey everybody im home

yo yo everybody. derek is finnally home. and thank god. the snow sucks. so if you want to see me next week cause im going to cabo for my dads wedding on wendsday. thanks love ya all.  ...
Posted by 1/2 of the "gun show" on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 08:20:00 PST

Germany is cold and lonely!!

WHY DOES GERMANY HAVE TO BE SO COLD. To all of you people who live near a beach, and you know who you are, im extreamly jealous. Just got back from Paris two weeks ago, and had an awesome time. Planni...
Posted by 1/2 of the "gun show" on Wed, 26 Oct 2005 03:38:00 PST

ex-girlfriends suck

whats up everybody. just moved into my new digs in germany. this place is worse than my old place, and that says alot. on top of moving and everything the ex-girlfriend wont stop calling me to tell me...
Posted by 1/2 of the "gun show" on Sun, 28 Aug 2005 04:18:00 PST