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1.21 Jigawatts

The ultimate meal deal

About Me

So me mate Jasper says "hey buddy are you ready to go get the jewels?" I says to him (French accent implied) "yes of course, but may i ask you a question? CROISSANT?!?!? This party is over. But all jests aside, i like badminton. Never will there be a lad who bests me at the good old game of "dog and cat". Hear me!! Nary a lad!! For when the bird flies, mine eyes have seen the glory, and oooo hoody, 'tis good. I also enjoy partaking in the joyful melodies of my fellow musicians in my band "Second Chance to Kill", melodic metal from tacoma!!.. Shout out to all my peeps. , I like to relish in the delight of a few fresh beers, or if you prefer we can get together and toast a chilled glass of your favorite wine and spirits. I got the bestest vife in all the lands. yimmy's vife!!!! She recognizes that im a true man of wision, not wormen at all. Everyone else thinks im wormen.

The Famous Mr. Fort Lewis Bodybuilding competition (yes, I am really that buff!!)

My Interests

HEAVY FUCKING METAL!!! drums, fly honeys and oh a lot of shizzle, such as: Fresh faces, fresh cut flowers, fresh beers, fresh tears, gettin' fresh, Patrick Swayze, Golden Girls, Delta Burke, Crying in the rain while Meat Loaf plays quietly in the background, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Richard Grieco, cafeteria matrons, croissants, papier, Fear factor, Greased Lightning, Alfonso Ribiero, Jeffrey the Butler, Piedmont High, bringin the pain, bringin my a game, bringin on the heartache, bringin my grandma to prom, livin live, lemon lime, hour long power showers, sun showers that last hours (better for the flowers), dancing the night away, Airline food, rockin the party till the early light, Jazzy Jeff, Sans Serif, Silver Spoons, Delta Airlines, Lovin em, leavin em, givin em something to believe in, and my homie from way back, T-Bird.

I'd like to meet:

Manowar!!
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Music:

Heavy Metal!!!....Yep, that about covers it.... maybe a guilty pleasure like Meat Loaf every once in a while though

Movies:

Evil Dead 1 and 2, Army of Darkness, Wizards, Romper Stomper, Donnie Darko, The Usual Suspects, Heavy Metal Parking Lot, Paradise Lost 1 and 2, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Bubba Ho-Tep, Executive Decision, and The Notebook

Television:

The Simpsons, The O.C., Headbangers Ball, Sisters, The Contender, Family Guy, Law and Order, Friends, Drew Carey, and Designing Women. Oh and Oprah's after school specials. And HBO's after hours specials. And Hersheys after dinner mints...oh wait...

Books:

Lord of the Flies, The Boxcar Children, Treasure Island, Goosebumps, The Hobbit, Lords of Chaos, MacBeth, and Francine Pascal's Sweet Valley High

Heroes:

Buddy Rich, Patrick Swayze, Meat Loaf, Pee-Wee Herman, Marc Summers, Dave Coulier, Bruce Dickinson, Yngwie Malmsteen, and Fabio