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Mikey Pizzle Esquire

Taking punks out the game since '82.

About Me

Alright so this is how I roll, bitches. My name's Mike. A lot of you out there in internet land know me from high school. Let me be honest. I don't remember you. Now with that cleared up... Let me try to break down the kind of guy I am. I'm pretty crazy. I am attracted to crazy people like myself. I'm really good at speaking my mind, and I have a tendancy to get myself in trouble because of it. I don't like to bullshit around the bush. I like to get down to the issues. Honesty is the best policy with me... if you are a dirty filthy liar, get the fuck from around me. I don't want anything to do with you. I love my friends... and not only my "Top Friends." There's a lot more people out there that don't have a Myspace. I wish all my enemies the worst. May they catch karma in the form of genital worts. If you wanna get to know me, it's easy, I'm an open book... ask me anything. Hit me up.
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isces is the twelfth sign of the Zodiac and is represented by the fishes. You are a dreamer and although you live in your own world you are also totally tuned in to your environment and those around you. You are romantic and sensitive with a very powerful imagination. You have a strong need to help others and although this means you are sometimes taken advantage of, you are really a very strong-willed individual. Your emotions are very important to you and you are not interested in the material side of life at all. Although you are sociable and make friends easily, you also need plenty of peaceful time on your own and you sometimes lie to yourself rather than face the harsh realities of the real world. When things get tough you will disappear into your own fantasy world. Pisces is associated with the feet and you may have problems in this area. With a Pisces Sun you are extremely adaptable and will go from one extreme to the other. But you are also very quick to learn and able to grasp complicated situations quickly. You have a great ability to transform ideas into something others can easily understand and appreciate. Because you are always forgiving and adjust to what others need, you do best with a strong partner who is supportive and understanding. But you are difficult to understand even for yourself because of your changing moods and chameleon-like character. If you are ambitious your low levels of concentration and lack of organisational ability may let you down in some professions but this does not mean you are unable to be financially successful.

Words used to describe Pisces
Introverted, reclusive, psychic, imaginative, sympathetic, dreamer, artistic, compassionate and sensitive.

Love
You are very attractive to others and have no problems finding partners, although these are more often than not the wrong ones. You are easily led astray by others and need someone who is strong, protective and who understands your easily hurt emotional character.

My Interests

Snowboarding, Wakeboarding, Quads, Wheeling, Music, Sex, Internet Porn of all varieties, Making MONEY.

Music:



Movies:

Are you kidding man? I love The Notebook! I mean, listen, I know it might sound corny, maybe even a little fem, but I find something so splendid in the simplicity of Nicholas Sparks' writing. You know what I mean?

Television:

I love watching black bitches get clowned on when they got the wrong baby's daddy on Maury.



Books:

The idiots guide to anything. Sometimes I feel like the author is writing directly TO ME.

Heroes:

GEORGES ST PIERRE for knocking out fagget ass Matt Hughes!