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It'SMEL of METAAAAAAL!!!!

I Sold My Kettle For Heavy MetAAAAAL!

About Me


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Erotic, Exotic and a Little Psychotic!!

Well, I am Mel so here's a bit about me:
Originally from lovely Reading then moved away from that place to North Devon near the sea which was nice.
Then in June 2003 I got together with my man from the North and moved to sunny Bradford.
I've been up here about 3 1/2 years now and we live together in a lovely apartment in the city centre. It's not as bad as folk make out and the best thing is that we don't have to waste money on taxis as all our pubs are in walking distance.
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I'm a little bit weh a little bit woo, like to have a laugh and do stupid things. Have a habit of getting drunk and making a tit of myself but nevermind eh!?
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I have a big love for horses and dream of being whisked off my feet by my knight in shining armour on a big white horse! If I ever marry it'll be a medieval affair in Tintagel Cornwall on the cliff tops. Tintagel holds a special place in my heart :)
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Music wise I love METAAAAAAL and I live for music but you can read about all that and some of the bands I like in my interests.
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You'll also notice that in my pics i'm always smiling! As my gorgeous crazy mum always says "Smile and the world will smile with you" what wise words :)
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I am a very easy going person but I do have one pet hate and that's liars and dishonest people. I've had a few dealings with folk like this over the past few months. All I can say is that the mouth of malice will come back and bite you on the arse!!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Melanie Jane
Birthday: 30th July
Birthplace: Reading, Berkshire
Current Location: Bradistan, West Yorkshire
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: RED
Height: 5ft7
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Keltoi
The Shoes You Wore Today: My suede heeled ankle boots
Your Weakness: Giving in too easily
Your Fears: Loneliness
Your Perfect Pizza: Hot'n'spicy with loadsa cheese!! Yummy!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Happiness
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Cool
Thoughts First Waking Up: Oh no, not again!
Your Best Physical Feature: Not sure but been told i've got a nice arse and legs!
Your Bedtime: When i fall asleep, so anytime
Your Most Missed Memory: My beloved Mishgar. He was my baby :( and yes he was a pony
Pepsi or Coke: Dr Pepper, it's so misunderstood!!
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither, they both make you fat!
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Not tried would rather have a mug of tetleys
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: YUK!! Hate them both! Make yer breath smell!
Do you Smoke: Only when rubbed hard enough ;)
Do you Swear: Cockjuggling Thundercunt!!!
Do you Sing: When no one is listening
Do you Shower Daily: bath or shower
Have you Been in Love: Yes, a very strong emotion is love
Do you want to go to College: Nope, left school/home at 15 and studied equines
Do you want to get Married: One day
Do you belive in yourself: Sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness: I love rollercoasters so i don't think so!
Do you think you are Attractive: Depends on the light and the mirror!
Are you a Health Freak: A bit
Do you get along with your Parents: Yeah, my Mum is beautiful and my Dad can levitate! They're not together anymore though
Do you like Thunderstorms: As long as i'm not outside and stood in the middle of a golf course then i don't mind them
Do you play an Instrument: Yep, Piano, Keyboards, Bass, Cello, Flute...
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yep!
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Er, had a few vallium
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Depends what you would class as a date
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Well i guess you can class the lovely Kirkgate centre as a mall so yeah i guess i have
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: WHAT THE HELL!!??
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No way!!
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yep
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: It's a bit cold for that at the min and my nipples would have me eyes out!!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope
Ever been Drunk: Duh, now that is a stupid question!!
Ever been called a Tease: Yep
Ever been Beaten up: Yep
Ever Shoplifted: Now do i look like a chav!!??
How do you want to Die: With my boots on!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Well, i'm grown up but really don't know what i am or want to be!
What country would you most like to Visit: New Zealand
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green or Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Not bothered
Short or Long Hair: Long and i mean past the shoulders!
Height: Tall coz i'm 6ft with my heels on!
Weight: Not too bothered just as long as the belly doesn't get in the way, if you know what i mean ;)
Best Clothing Style: Don't really mind.
Number of Drugs I have taken: I really can't remember, too many! Don't touch the things now! Ahem
Number of CDs I own: Blimey, a lot!
Number of Piercings: 6
Number of Tattoos: None
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Woah, too many to list on here!!
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My Interests



Things I likes :)


Metaaaaal!
Gigs
Horses (metal horses, ace!)
My 3 crazy cats Frost Splat & Roo
All animals
Smiling
Being happy
The sunshine
Being outdoors and around nature
Mud and getting dirty
This weird and wonderful planet in which we inhabit
Crystals and crystal healing
Tarot
The Dark Ages
Science
Mythology
Fantasy Art
Making clothes
Cooking
Playing keyboards
Laughing
Drinking BEEEER
Driving fast (not after drinking beer!)
Festivals abroad
Norway
And mi Robb :)

Things I dislikes :(

Liars
Raisins
Fruit Cake
Fringes
Woolly hair
EMOs
Fakes
Try Hards
Chavs
Eastenders (the soap opera)
All other soap operas
Work
Traffic jams
Middle lane drivers
Do gooders
George Bush








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I'd like to meet:

Think i've met most my idols :)Already met Zakk Wylde, Testament, Deicide, Hate Eternal, Marduk and ended up on tour with Exodus. Still yet to meet Shakin Stevens though!!! Here are some pics of my buddies :)

Music:

I'm more metal than yeou!!
Music wise I love Thrash, Power, Death, Doom & Black Metaal!! Also like a bit of classical and mellow stuff depending on my mood.
Here's a short list of bands I love, in no particular order:
Amorphis
Arcturus
Vintersorg
My Dying Bride
Solstice
Candlemass
Solitude Aeturnus
Katatonia
Opeth
Tiamat
Moonspell
Crematory
Pentagram (Doom)
Cathedral
Nevermore
Sanctuary
At The Gates
Detonation
Anathema
Hypocrisy
Annihilator
Testament
Exodus
Kreator
Slayer
Anthrax
Macabre
Zimmers Hole
Sabbat
Skyclad
The Clan Destined
Trouble
EverEve
Symphony X
Stratovarius
Adagio
Dream Theater
Fates Warning
Iron Maiden
Brucie D
In Flames
Children of Bodom
Amon Amarth
Behemoth
Morbid Angel
Immolation
Dying Fetus
Panzerchrist
Cryptopsy
Necrophagist
Vader
Death
Napalm Death
Bolt Thrower
Dissection
Dead To This World
DarkThrone
Marduk
Zyklon
Taake
The Enchanted, Bloodstream and Let 'em Burn of course

There are loads more to mention but I think you get the picture.

Festivals / Gigs / Stuff:

Been to Norway a few times, the land of vikings and black metaaal!! Inferno fest is ace, i recommend it, been 3 times now!
Donington '95 & '96 (when it was still Donington!)
Dynamo '97 in Eindhoven
Wacken '00, '01 & '06 (And I still have my wristbands on! Smelly mare!)
With Full Force '05
A couple of Ozzfests.
I was also at Reading Rock in 1982 and saw Iron Maiden (yes i was 5)
9/9/99 Bruce's first European gig back with Iron Maiden - Paris (with the fan club) & Rotterdam
Plus a few other magical mystery tours around Europe with bands and for festivals. Arcanes London Deathfest at the Underworld '03 is also a memorable one for me
I've seen so many of my fav bands (apart from Amorphis!) so many times, (most notably Vader who I think I must've seen about 10 billion times now!) that i've lost count! It's all good though, I am a gig monster, Raaaaaaah!!

Movies:

My favs are;
Blazing Saddles
The Holy Grail
Life of Brian
The Meaning of life
Erik the Viking
Airplane
MST 3000
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Team America FUCK YEAH!!
Evil Dead 1,2+3
LOTR
13th Warrior
The Ninth Gate
The Prophecy
Ichi the Killer
Stigmata
Black Beauty (yes i know!!)
Blimey i can't think, I'm brain dead!!! Oh yeah, Brain Dead is another

Television:

WWE
Stargate SG-1
Discovery Channels
History Channel
Sci-Fi
Fawlty Towers
Family Guy
American Dad
Futurama
Malcolm in the middle
Red Dwarf
The Young Ones
Bottom
Blackadder

Books:

All books by Brian Bates
The Celestine Prophecy by James Redfield
The Masks of Odin by Elsa-Brita Titichenell
Mystery of the crystal skulls by Chris Morton & Ceri Louise Thomas
The last hours of ancient sunlight by Thom Hartmann
I'm also a regular reader of New Scientist magazine.

Heroes:

Steve Irwin

My Blog

Railstorm!!

Well, it was Johns Birthday Railstorm on Saturday. Set off at 11am and got home at 3am!!Use this link for some comedy pics:http://www.kodakgallery.co.uk/ShareLandingSignin.jsp?Uc =22zgd0k5.ay1qa8hh&...
Posted by Mel of MetAAAAAAAL!! on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 10:58:00 PST

RIP Rosie :(

My mum called me Monday night to tell me Rosie had died :(She was 9 years old but just before Christmas became ill. Luckily Robb and I went down to Devon for Xmas and got to see her and she seemed to ...
Posted by Mel of MetAAAAAAAL!! on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 04:40:00 PST

Work, Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr

I quit my job this week after almost 2 years of being there and being treated like a piece of crap.The company decided to move from Bradford to Horsforth the week before Xmas knowing damn well what a ...
Posted by Mel of MetAAAAAAAL!! on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 04:42:00 PST

Happy Crimbo and New Year. Looking back at 2006...

Well, another year almost over!Tomorrow Robb and I are off on our annual 2 week trip down to Devon, Reading and London. We won't be online at all as we'll be out in the sticks and won't have any inter...
Posted by Mel of MetAAAAAAAL!! on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 11:49:00 PST

Another mad weekend

Well, we went to London Friday for Dawns surprise birthday bash. Was pretty cool as loadsa folk I haven't seen for bloody ages were there!! Went on an xmas shop around Camden on Sat and spent far...
Posted by Mel of MetAAAAAAAL!! on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 12:50:00 PST

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth...or is it three?

Basically, I had 3 of my front teeth knocked out on Friday night, which was nice. On a diet of liquidised food and now have a splint attached to my teeth for the next 6 weeks. Face has been swollen a...
Posted by Mel of MetAAAAAAAL!! on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 10:57:00 PST

Dishonesty ISN'T the best policy!!

I am extremely pissed off at the minute. These past couple of months I have dealt with some proper dishonest and nasty bastards. It all seemed to start when I won a pair of boots on eBay. The seller ...
Posted by Mel of MetAAAAAAAL!! on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 09:43:00 PST

SLAYYYEEEEEEEERRRRRR!!!

We saw Slayer on Friday and once again they were proper ace!! We were stood about 15 people back from the front which was good. I still have severe neck ache, a bruised nose and a cut on my han...
Posted by Mel of MetAAAAAAAL!! on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 09:49:00 PST

Another busy weekend!

We've been busy busy busy!The weekend kinda started on Thursday for us when we put Ephel Duath, Tangaroa and Reth on at The Gasworks. Was a pretty good gig and the turn out was better than I expe...
Posted by Mel of MetAAAAAAAL!! on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 01:09:00 PST

What the hell is going on...

with my legs!?I've got shooting pains up and down them and they really ache!! Haven't over done it on exercise and it definitely isn't down to me dancing on the bar in Gasworks last night!I blame the ...
Posted by Mel of MetAAAAAAAL!! on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 07:37:00 PST