Hola peeps! Well this is the second fecking time i've set up a profile and if ruddy Myspace wipe it again i'll have a strop lol. So now that 'lil rant is outta the way i'll say Hail and allow me to introduce my fetid self, i'm Robb and i look like a Viking. There's just no getting away from the fact that in a previous life i owned a top of the range long-ship with gold leaf edging and top of the line slave accessories and the finest axe known to man and beast alike. Either that or i'm desperately unlucky. Or on drugs. Or insane. I like to do the usual stuff like hang out with friends and drink til dawn or when the cows come home whichever's latest, visit my comrades in metal down in the big smoke(London for all ye thickies) and just generally revel in the heavy metal way of life. I'm a regular visitor to the mecca of metal that is the Wacken festival(oh yes) and it just slays. Aside from that i like going to gigs, getting tattooed, travelling and talkin' til my jaw hurts. I play drums in old skool thrashers Let 'Em Burn and sing in death 'n' rollers Bloodstream. Just a big dumb kid in adult form who loves bulletbelts, thrash, spikes, pyro, barbed wire and more blood and thunder than you can ever need. THRASH 'TIL DEATH AMIGOS!!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Robb
Birthday: 30.1.1978
Birthplace: Helvete. Or Airedale Hospital if you wanna be picky
Current Location: Bradford. Where the terrorists come from and where everyday is a Jihad waiting to happen.
Eye Color: Green with Gold pupil rings.
Hair Color: Auburn.
Height: 6'4"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right. Depends on mood.
Your Heritage: English with a little Celt. Possibly Norwegian.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Work boots and New Rocks.
Your Weakness: Women.
Your Fears: Rejection. Loneliness.
Your Perfect Pizza: chicken, mushroom.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Happiness. Fulfilment. Drinking 10 pints without having a slash.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol or shits. or ..m/
Thoughts First Waking Up: I need coffee. Is it 2550 AD? Am i Bruce Forsyth?
Your Best Physical Feature: Dunno, possibly my eyes or the fact i can behave when required.
Your Bedtime: 5 mins before i get up.
Your Most Missed Memory: My Grandparents. Germany.
Pepsi or Coke: Neither. They're shite.
MacDonalds or Burger King: See above.
Single or Group Dates: Single.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Tetley or Yorkshire thankyou. 2 sugars and easy with the milk ta.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate. Dark preferably.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee.
Do you Smoke: No.
Do you Swear: Shitloads.
Do you Sing: Badly when sober, like Elvis re-incarnated when hammered.
Do you Shower Daily: I try to.
Have you Been in Love: Yes. Both the single greatest and worst emotion ever.
Do you want to go to College: Been and got qualified thankyou.
Do you want to get Married: Possibly.
Do you belive in yourself: At times i have tremendous self-belief, others im like a lost child.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Used to, not anymore.
Do you think you are Attractive: I'm no oil painting but i'm not bad.
Are you a Health Freak: I keep fit but i'm not obsessed.
Do you get along with your Parents: I didnt when i lived at home, we get on famously now.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes, they stir my blood and i love nothing better.
Do you play an Instrument: Yes. Guitar, drums and bass.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes. Excessivley and to Olympian standards.
In the past month have you Smoked: No.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Not knowingly.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Hell no.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No. This is England you dumbass.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I'd rather lick me own arsehole.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Raw fish? Shit off!
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes.
In the past month have you been Dumped: No.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No, i jump in and the water jumps out.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: A porno and some KY Jelly. Well a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. Or maybe not. b
Ever been Drunk: Constantly since 23rd April 1993.
Ever been called a Tease: No but i've called other people that.
Ever been Beaten up: Yes, frequently. I have a bad habit of helping people fight their battles.
Ever Shoplifted: Yes. Regretted it instantly.
How do you want to Die: Thrashin' like a motherfukka!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I wanted to be a spaceman, now i'm grown up i'm too fat. Bummer huh?
What country would you most like to Visit: Norway, Siberia, Finland.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green.
Favourite Hair Color: Auburn or Black.
Short or Long Hair: Long.
Height: Not too bothered.
Weight: Not Kate Moss but not Jo Brand either!
Best Clothing Style: Leather.
Number of Drugs I have taken: too many to mention. Its not a boast, its the truth.
Number of CDs I own: Loads, 300+
Number of PiercingsJ 2, eyebrow and nose.
Number of Tattoos: 6.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: A lot of things, giving my heart away too easily most notably.
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