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ALBAROSS !*!*!*!*!*!

glopping pocks.

About Me

this pretty much about sums up everything i believe in.

and this sums up everything i believe in musically.

these are fairly random pictures.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 5/3/2005
Band Website: who d'you think i am? Bill Gates? this is it...
Band Members: albaross----ross john adamson, crap PC, cracked software, MPC 500, one technics 1200, vestax pmc 06. rap songs and sing-alongs.
Influences: my music sounds exactly like:

everything i've ever heard and liked, read and liked and watched and liked, mashed up into a mind, made incomprehensible and spewed out indiscriminately.

or, marginally less pretentiously

the music i want to make but not as good.
Sounds Like: ma minds matter melting oot ma mooth madly and ma music meandering moodily, mibbee.
Record Label: CRYSTAL WISH bitch, mans better recognise.
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

what i hate right this second...

... that irritating girl who appears on almost every myspace screen advertising god knows what. wearing a sexless vest top on 'her' webcam in 'her' bedroom, looking desperately as if she wants to do y...
Posted by ALBAROSS !*!*!*!*!*! on Fri, 30 May 2008 08:59:00 PST

the difference beween rangers and celtic or: why i support celtic

2 UEFA cup finals, 2 teams from the same city, 2 defeats, 2 very different reactions...CELTICand...RANGERSsoi am genuinely  not a prejudiced person in any way but they've gone and proved my [pret...
Posted by ALBAROSS !*!*!*!*!*! on Fri, 16 May 2008 05:28:00 PST

humph.

my fervent appreciation of this man began while listening to 'i'm sorry i haven't a clue' as a precocious 12 year old on most saturday mornings [except for those that 'just a minute' were on] seatbelt...
Posted by ALBAROSS !*!*!*!*!*! on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 12:44:00 PST

nominology.

HMMM. abelsonofadam has always been a bit of a mouth ulcer of a name but by jove i’ve stuck with it! maybe it’s because i haven’t thought of another one. albaross seemed funny to me ...
Posted by ALBAROSS !*!*!*!*!*! on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 03:19:00 PST

exactly.

i have never in my life experienced exactly the same emotions and exhibited exactly the same response mechanisms [but in slightl different situations] as an author of a text that i have read as this. ...
Posted by ALBAROSS !*!*!*!*!*! on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 08:32:00 PST

En-ger-land!

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Posted by ALBAROSS !*!*!*!*!*! on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 07:17:00 PST

it's the ruddy SUN fer-christ-sakes!!!

i mean honestly! the concept of harvesting the [near] perpetual residual energy from our system's solar heart seems relatively simple and infinitely more harmonious to our pretty shaky relationship wi...
Posted by ALBAROSS !*!*!*!*!*! on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 05:00:00 PST

you cannot write comedy better than this.

Jordan launches second novel .. ITN - Tuesday, June 5 05:17 pmJordan launches her widely anticipated second novel Crystal at Harrods hoping the book will replicate the success of her deb...
Posted by ALBAROSS !*!*!*!*!*! on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 06:05:00 PST

examples of innebriation.

Example 1: NOT ENOUGH DRINK. [may '07]I'm sat on a sit-on-able table in a busy but rapidly emptying bar, next to me a profile of sublime refinement has descended and seated herself within chanced-glan...
Posted by ALBAROSS !*!*!*!*!*! on Sun, 27 May 2007 09:04:00 PST

listen to these people...

check out these artists, they are all amazing:7VWWVW [debut full lengh album coming soon and it will be beautiful.]ray browne's rhythm and blues revuegm babykwessloppy music to feel dreamy to/ fat tra...
Posted by ALBAROSS !*!*!*!*!*! on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 11:30:00 PST