Chicken
Only white people. Seriously. All others, skedaddle. Okay, first of all, that's not true... I was, again, testing to see if you were friend material. If you are, you would guess that I'm not really racist, but going for the Ironic Faux Racism that is very, very funny and popular around these parts. I love ALL people. Example: if a guy beats his wife, I'm against that, but I love him. Why? Because he's a living, breathing, human being with a heart and a soul... and he deserves love, just like we all do. Hey, BTW, does anyone know how to spell scedaddle? I also want to meet people who type slowly, or medium speed. Those people are usually very impressed with my super fast typing. I like to meet people to whom I can impress. What the fuck was that last sentence all about? to whom? Did I mention I like to meet white people? I do actually... but if you're not white... I'm totally fine with that. Just please don't touch me.
I like real music, none of that phony synth shit. Fav band: Human League
Playlist:
1. Jamie Kennedy - Left Tit
2. Steve Poltz - Me and Eddie Vedder
Wages of Fear, Adaptation, Bob the Gambler, Poor White Trash, Omega Man
Server Gets Served from Unwashed:
The Office (British), Arrested Development, The Daily Show, Sunday Morning Shootout
"My Last Sigh" - Luis Bunuel,
Pete Townshend, John Landis, David Mamet