Al "Actual Size" Perham - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I'm a writer, improver, actor and madman. You should really want to see me perform. I'm hilarious.

My Interests

being a fake, writing for other fakes.

I'd like to meet:

I'm a fan of meeting people who adore me. I'm also a fan of meeting people I adore.I'd also love to meet Sara Radle.

Music:

Many, most of which are my friends. You should be my friend too.

Movies:

Too many to list.

Television:

Arrested Development, Scrubs, My Name is Earl, The Office (US/UK), Mythbusters, Heroes, 30 Rock, The Venture Bros, Harvey Birdman,

Books:

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy collection, Discworld novels.

Heroes:

" no easy answers fellow cheesetowner" - Jim Gaffigan

Batman.

My Blog

See me morph into Peter Sellers!

www.myheritage.com...
Posted by Al "Actual Size" Perham on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 09:02:00 PST

PieChris and MC Bald

Last night was awesome. Piebald was amazing and so was MC Chris. And crowd reactions are amazing too. It also really got me in the mood to perform again. I need shows. I need people willing to make ot...
Posted by Al "Actual Size" Perham on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 04:00:00 PST

Happy Bizzdizzle to mizzle

Thanks to everyone who has wished me a happy birthday, some how my comments got deleted back to Christmas, so you know who you are who wished me a happy birthday.Nows your chance to take credit for no...
Posted by Al "Actual Size" Perham on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 06:31:00 PST

Our game is over, over, this game is overrated, baby.

I'm going to be in Cape Cod for the next few days (Thursday-Sunday). If any of you curious people are in that area, let me know. I'd love to interact with someone. Keep an eye out for "Excited Pug Pro...
Posted by Al "Actual Size" Perham on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 08:55:00 PST

My titles come from what ever is on TV at the time.

I just heard a newscaster say "and we've reached the bottom of our teapot this half-hour" That sounds very suggestive for some reason.
Posted by Al "Actual Size" Perham on Wed, 10 May 2006 12:30:00 PST