Shit Pickle |
I am in need of some help. I need to either borrow a pickle costume that someone has or make one myself. I refuse to pay 130$ for a pickle costume I will wear one night. So any skill...
Posted by Nick on Thu, 25 Sep 2008 09:24:00 PST |
New Rule |
I'm not allowed near coffee or sugar anymore. I OD on ideas when I drink coffee. I also have much less over my "thats what she said" output when I drink cof...
Posted by Nick on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 01:04:00 PST |
Cop Story: Dial B for Bloody Murder! |
Walking from room to room in a house that I've never been to before made me feel as though I was getting ready to buy the place. The apartment of one Bart Tampon smelled like ...
Posted by Nick on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 06:17:00 PST |
A major problem I have with religion |
I was going over some recent news articles when I stumbled accross this. I am not a religious person in the least, but I believe that when a person can do good, they should. O...
Posted by Nick on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 04:40:00 PST |
Cop Story: Pre-arranged Justice |
I walked to my boss's office door. I had no idea why I had been called in but I believed it had something to do with my not working for the past three months or so. I planned to explain my...
Posted by Nick on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 11:30:00 PST |
Cop Story: Into the Future We Go |
After hours of arguing I had decided to leave my church in search of more answers. So I took my hand off the back of the preacher's head and let him up for air. It's a good thing I'm writing this down...
Posted by Nick on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 02:23:00 PST |
Sweet |
This weekend really kicked ass. Stepping on some girl's fingers, free pizza, sleeping with a rockstar (completely platonic), hatching my pie/class reunion plan, SHOVING some guy... I had a...
Posted by Nick on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 12:08:00 PST |
Cop Story: "The Hills Become Us" |
The local grocery store is open late so I never have to worry about showing up after they close and throwing shit at their windows. I parked my Saturn near the entrance in a blue parking spot labeled...
Posted by Nick on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 07:56:00 PST |
The leftovers are poorly constructed |
I don't know if the rest of you are upset with this crap, but I can't stand it. The commercial about the new KFC super blast ultra gravey bowl is all wrong. The commercial starts with a ma...
Posted by Nick on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 09:54:00 PST |
Cop Story: "Needle in a Haystack" |
After the first few tries at knocking over the vending machine in the office, I finally decided that I was just going to actually work. I walked over to my desk and sat down in my chair. N...
Posted by Nick on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 09:42:00 PST |
