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Frothy Afterbirth

Burn the bridges behind you because thats the only way you're gonna be motivated to move forward

About Me


Male Lesbian with a preponderant, lascivious, and illiterate mind.
I'm not sorry that you click to view my profile [the lewd hot ass pic that's definitely not me] thinking I'm a chick only to be disappointed with the ramblings of another non-didactically testosterone perv. I feel your begrudging love.
I'm a self-professed Grandmaster of RUN-DO , the oldest martial arts style since the dawn of time . Everyone has mastered this, well almost everyone. Its very very simple, you see trouble... you immediately run in the opposite direction! Everyone has something to run from, natural disasters, the govt., the law, bookies, alimony, child support, abusive ex-boyfriend with a fetish for wearing frilly panties, psycho stalking ex-girlfriend on lithium, the secret knowledge of your very married boss bangin' his secretary, chickens that look at you funny, you all know the like. Its too bad for anyone whom are outta luck with no legs or the ability to use them.
This skill has saved me on many occasions like the one time I ran for my life from a drunken/coked-up tranny chasing me with a small hatchet down a darken alley in Tijuana. He/she (whatever) mistakenly thought I was the john that stiffed her/him (whatever) from services that was rendered. Believe me, I'm glad he/she (whatever) isn't my preference and that I was sober that night.
Oh and yes to all those nick pickers, I do admit that the headline I'm currently using has a fragmented sentence!
I have a hatred for 1970's American residential architecture, for some odd reason more than bell bottoms. Which by the way I never wore. Tis true, my parents never did buy me a pair.

My Interests

Sex and the power tools that go with it because I think I'm a sexually useless fool with no skills. I'm really very hard on myself. Hahaha... I said "Hard"!

LEGOS dammit, nuff said.

Note: I do have allot of links on my page, so make me happy and click on them. I also design my own damn layouts and none of that copy and paste shit.

I'd like to meet:

The inventor of toilet paper.
Billy Drago... the creepiest looking and most villainous acting actor ever.

The mustache, the Hawaiian shirts, the Detroit Tigers baseball cap, the continuously borrowed Ferrari 308 GT!

Ah Lynda, those crystal blue eyes, that hair, them torpedoes.

Currently having the hots for German/Romanian actress Alexandra Maria Lara.

Shô Kosugi, actor/martial artist who starred in all those ninja movies during the 1980's.

My conscience... mmm my conscience.

The ones at Burger King who thought up & OKed this scary premise of stalking people with a hamburger for I would like to smack these cretins in back of their heads.

His excellency President Robert Mugabe who is single handedly dismantling the entire nation of Zimbabwe.

Travel Author/Guru & TV show host Rick Steves.

Molecular biologist Wendy Northcutt creator and author of "The Darwin Awards".

These two are not the typical pretentious Hollywood bullshit you tend to hear from the entertainment elite that hold a candle to any discussions.

Morgan Fairchild is not only
gorgeous but a very brainy Democrat.

Equally for the Republican side is Ron Silver.


Chinandega, Nicaragua

Music:


The Dirty Song (play)
I dare you to click the link.

Song Lyric of the Month

Lyrics | Linda Linda lyrics

My Anthem Mantra
"You're Breaking My Heart" by Harry Nilsson . Go rent Private School with Phoebe Cates and Mathew Modine and watch the first 4 mins. and see what I mean.

Movies:

It's the Donger! (play)

If there was a scene in a movie that I would like for it to come to life and be a part of, then let it be me with Tom Hanks and the rest of the party goers witnessing the donkey show in Bachelor Party !

Before you yell that this is gay, I would like to say... FUCK YOU!
Now play on.

So XANADU was a shitty flick, but the music is the only redeeming factor and I had a humongo crush on Olivia Newton-John. Also I never really got into that roller skate craze.

Television:

Remember the 80's, so what the fuck happen to Commander USA and Kung Fu Theater on the USA Network?

Yeah yeah yeah, so I'm currently enamored with this stupid ass cartoon.

Books:

Am a typical Neanderthal so to hell with all that literature verbiage and show me the damn pics!
OK OK OK so I actually do read, here -

The Broken Branch: How Congress Is Failing America and How to Get It Back on Track (Institutions of American Democracy) by Thomas E. Mann and Norman J. Ornstein

Special Topics in Calamity Physics by Marisha Pessl (Mmmmm she is so dreameee!)

The City of Fallen Angels by John Berendt .

Savage Peace, Hope and Fear in America by Ann Hagedorn .

Hustler April 1988, the one Kim Basinger is seen holding in the movie 'My Stepmother Is an Alien'.

Heroes:

I like to thank all the people in the world who achieved a Darwin Award. Thank you thank you for taking matters into your hands so that we don't have to.
Chuck Yeager because he still gets a raw deal from NASA (remember 'The Right Stuff'). Fuck John Glenn, it should've been Chucky to go up in the Space Shuttle.
Lloyd Kaufman (Troma Films): auteur of tasteless cinema!
Statler and Waldorf, the two muppets seen in the balcony of 'The Muppets Show', because thats how I envision myself in the distant future... a wrinkly wise ass.
Aaron Feuerstein former CEO of Malden Mills in Lawrence, MA the manufacturer of Polartec. The corporate man that actually gave a shit!!!
Wow! I didn't realized I've got nothing but geriatric whities; I'm gonna have to rectify that with some real age/gender/racial balance. So here it goes.

Delphine Djiraibe 2004 Robert F. Kennedy Human Rights Award winner from Chad who is a Human rights attorney and co-founder of the Chadian Association for the Promotion and Defense of Human Rights.
Paul Thacker the investigative journalist and science writer who debunked junk science used by industrial corporations to skirt around environmental and health risks. Uncovered the White House's prevention of scientists from speaking out about the link between global warming and climate change.
Dr. Muhammad Yunus, founder of the Grameen Bank in Bangladesh and awarded the 2006 Nobel Peace Prize for creating a banking system instituting the use of microcredit loans that has inspired similar efforts throughout the developing world and industrialized nations.
Marni Nixon an actress, accomplished Broadway and opera singer has well as one of Hollywood's dark little secrets for it was she who was called upon for decades dubbing the singing voices for many well known actresses like Deborah Kerr in 'The King and I', Natalie Wood's in 'West Side Story', and Audrey Hepburn's 'In My Fair Lady'.
Matt Flannery (CEO and Co-Founder) and Moses Zadock Onyango (Co-founder) of www.Kiva.org .
The Electronic Frontier Foundation (EFF) , the people who are fighting to keep your rights to technological innovation, liberty, freedom, privacy, and most important of all the fucking Constitution against all evil actions perpetuated by corporations and the U.S. Government!!! Those guys are another form of true patriots.
Jesus Martinez of www.DrunkenStepfather.com .

My Blog

Yeah, Im Sure The Hula Is Going Out Of Business

Fantastic way to increase worker productivity and to throw your back out of alignment at the same time. Sure I think this thing with the a "2,800 RPM Hula motor" will fly well in Hawaii. 300 ...
Posted by Frothy Afterbirth on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 04:12:00 PST

I Got Popped - Conclusionary

Conclusionary2008 EMP Pop ConferenceA few things I wish I had done like take pics of the panelists. I forgot about that but it wouldn't matter anyway considering the problems with my camera.  Wis...
Posted by Frothy Afterbirth on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 01:45:00 PST

I Got Popped - He Pop/She Pop, Part 3 & 4

He Pop/She Pop, Part 3 2008 EMP Pop ConferenceIn "Words Like a Dagger: Labi Siffre vs. Eminem, Kanye, and the Pop Politics of Manning Up", Charles Aaron's subject focused on Labi Siffre, a singer-song...
Posted by Frothy Afterbirth on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 12:01:00 PST

I Got Popped - He Pop/She Pop, Part 1 & 2

He Pop/She Pop, Part 12008 EMP Pop ConferenceI read about Jody Rosen in either the Seatte Weekly or The Stranger last year, my memory is  fuzzy to which paper but I do remember saying he came to ...
Posted by Frothy Afterbirth on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 11:53:00 PST

I Got Popped - Singing the Disaster, Part 3 & 4

Singing the Disaster, Part 3 2008 EMP Pop Conference Carl Wilson's "The Singing of the Disaster: Newsreels, Protests, Charidee and Shock Absorption in Popular Music" is the abstract of songs that hap...
Posted by Frothy Afterbirth on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 11:47:00 PST

I Got Popped - Singing the Disaster, Part 1 & 2

Singing the Disaster, Part 1 2008 EMP Pop Conference I walked into near the end of Mark Allan Jackson's presentation, "Electric Chair Blues" but heard enough of him talk about the time during the Jim...
Posted by Frothy Afterbirth on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 11:44:00 PST

Sunshine Turns To Dread

Going to the 2008 EMP Pop Conference (see my name tag?) was awesome on an awesome sunny day to boot. The weather was warmer than predicted and couldn't get any more perfect. I only had time to attend ...
Posted by Frothy Afterbirth on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 12:59:00 PST

Discussing Musical Chairs, Living Green, and the Dalai Lama lama lama

I'm going to be busy busy busy in the Emerald City!2008 EMP Pop ConferenceGreen Festival in SeattleSeeds of Compassion150,000 people are expected this weekend at the Seeds of Compassion events alone. ...
Posted by Frothy Afterbirth on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 01:44:00 PST

I Finally Got Rid Of The Magic Carpet Attached To My Face

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Posted by Frothy Afterbirth on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 12:57:00 PST

I Would Like An Order Of Her And Maybe You

Usually I don’t really post much about celebrities but I make this an exception about Audrina Patrige from MTV’s crapful reality show The Hills which I have never seen nor  would I wa...
Posted by Frothy Afterbirth on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 12:24:00 PST