First off, how to find me elsewhere on the interwebs.
Facebook: Christopher Atkins
Twitter: Orbislame
Email: [email protected]
AIM screen name: [email protected]
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Hi. My name is Chris and I'm a writer. For money, I work in a high school and make pizzas on the weekends. I work at Shawnee Mission West High School, where I'm a paraprofessional, which means I work with special needs kids in the Special Education department. On the weekends, I woke for Godfather's Pizza.
But mainly, I'm a writer.
I'm into hot coco by the fire, long walks on the beach, nihilism. I have a lot of interests, actually. There's a bunch of crap here that might help to define me. I have come to realize that this space is so much more
me than anything else I have. I wish I could make my apartment reflect me as clearly as this page. No, actually, I wish I could make
me reflect the real me as clearly as this. Does that make sense? Oh well. Read my blogs, watch the videos, add me as a friend.
Call me!
You won't call.
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READ! COMMENT! ADD! SUBSCRIBE!
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I have found myself, by the light of that accusing sun, alone, tempted and completely addicted to MySpace. Damn you, Tom!
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The real-
ish reason I started this myspace was because I needed a place to write. Art, like trees, means nothing if it falls over in a forest and no one is around to hear it. So I publish here. Please feel free to read or not read.
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W A R N I N G ! !
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W r i t i n g
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Untitled I
Untitled II
Untitled III
The Doorman
Lightening Crashes
The Whore From Chicago
There is something you should know about Alt
The Overly Ambitious Suicide of Edward Delaine
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P o e t r y
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Ode to My Love
(and the bass player you went home with from the bar)
A Moments Thought on All I Know
of Life, Death and the In-between
Numbness Helps Me Sleep
this sad sad girl of grace
Cookie Girls
Reach
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Other People's Poetry
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Childe Roland to the Dark Tower Came
by Robert Browning
The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock
by T. S. Eliot
The Second Coming
by William Butler Yeats
Kubla Khan
by Samuel Taylor Coleridge
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L e t t e r s
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There's this book called
Letters from a Nut . The author writes crazy letters to people. Like he writes the Baseball Hall of Fame and asks if they will accept a bag of Mickey Mantle toenail clippings, even if he is a level four bed-wetter. You have to read the book to really get it. Trust me, its funny. Anyway, I've done the same thing, except my letters aren't as funny. So if you aren't going to read the book, I guess you could read mine instead. I guess.
Dear PC World
Dear Mr. President
Dear Mr. Norton
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B l o g s
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The Only Thing We Have to Fear is Fear Itself. Also, All These Other Things.
Monday, March 23, 2009 9:15 pm~~*~~
The Road So Far
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I started this little "series" a while ago for a lot of reasons, but mainly just as an exercise in self-loathing and bemused nostalgia. Whatever that means. Anyway, I wanted to have them all in one place for easy access.
At War With the Giant Scary Head
Poetry is for Pussies
An Interlude: Why I Write
The First Girl I Ever Kissed
(part one) The First Girl I Ever Kissed
(part two, section A) The First Girl I Ever Kissed
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Blog Archives
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2006
2007
2008
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Meaningless Surveys That Won't At All Help You Know Me Better
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80s Icon ~~Celeb Looks ~~Cartoon Chick ~~How Many Chrises
A Quick Five ~~My Chart ~~Genius Composer ~~My Chart II
A Quick Five II ~~Me: Fiction, Music, Style ~~Now You Do Me
A Perfect 10 ~~South Park ~~Music ~~Interviewed! ~~ChaCha
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Links to Further Your Enjoyment or Understanding
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The Quotations Page
Tourettes Guy ~~ Wookieepedia
Malachi Ritscher ~~ Watch Scrubs Online
Read My Sister ~~ Online Astrology ~~ Stephen King
Representative Poetry Online ~~ Pi to 4 million decimals
Brain Man ~~ Blockbuster Online ~~ Wikipedia
Cadaeic Cadenza ~~ Caduceus
Comedy Central ~~ NASA
Puscifer ~~ The Onion
One More Level
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V i d e o s
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Here's a bunch of videos and pictures that I mostly stole from other people in order to express my individuality. I put them here because I don't know how to express who I am, and these things allow me to be lazy about it. I'm not kidding or being ironic. I'm serious. This is what people do, right?
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