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lora kay

EVERYTHING WAS FINE UNTIL DICKLESS OVER THERE SHUT DOWN THE CONTAINMENT GRID. IS THIS TRUE? YES, IT'

About Me

First of all, yes, those are my real teeth! I am funny, beautiful and loved by many! Oh, don't forget modest. Also, I am a lot like the song you hear right now, soft yet hard,mysterious, yet familiar, hauntingly enchanting and a lot of fun to sway back and forth too! Presently I am filming a documentary about unsigned bands I dig that I found on MYSPACE. The featured bands are on my top friends: FUNTIME FREDDY, BASTION, EYE TO I, ALAN'S WRENCH and BETTER CHEMISTRY. I am going to enter it in the SUNDANCE FILM FESTIVAL. Yes, I know, you are still in shock over how cool I am, so give yourself a moment to recover. Also a couple of NAMES have agreed to join me in my film, but you'll just have to wait until it comes out to see who they are!

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My Interests

Aside from being an active member of The Hells Satans, I like writing, reading, dancing, painting, conversing,and generally being pleasant and inviting. (and for the love of all that is holy, watch a Simpsons episode people- i don't worship satan) Collecting Hello Kitty, Gumby and Tweety Bird memorabilia. Getting tattoo's!

I'd like to meet:

Prince,Stevie Salas, Billy Sheehan,Steve Vai,Stevie D., Paul Ruebens, Steve Martin, Jack Black, Stephen King. Other than famous people, I like to meet people who are also funny, and talented. Didn't I mention I was talented? I like people who are intelligent, leaders, extremely funny, and can laugh at themselves. I also like pretty people, I'm not shallow, it just happens. I love being around people who love me. I like people who aren't afraid to have sex in a parking lot. I like people who lived through the 80's and loved it. And, I love people who know all the words to any 80's rap song, especially The Real Roxanne. Plus, it looks like if your name is Steven , or some derivative there of........you're in!

Music:

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Top 5- LED ZEPPELIN, PRINCE, LOVE AND ROCKETS, OTIS REDDING, THE PIXIES---Ok, here are a few more...Squeeze,Sting, Aerosmith, Living Colour, The Family, Sly and the Family Stone,Ratt,They Might Be Giants, Annie Lennox, Voilent Femmes, Beck,, Mary J. Blige, U2,Keith Sanchez, Alan's Wrench, Blood Feathers, Better Chemistry, Elvis(both of them), Cher,Buckcherry and Chuck Berry!, Earth,Wind&Fire, Van Morrison, The Cure , Stevie Wonder, Smokey Robinson,John Mayer,Dwight Yoakam, Elton John, GeorgeMichael, Whodini,and of course, my boys FUNTIME FREDDY, Lenny Kravits, Stevie Salas,Billy Sheehan, Tower of Power, Steve Vai,Tuck and Patti,The Smitherenes, CyndiLauper,James Brown,Johnny Mathis,The Sugar Cubes,AC-DC,IronMaiden,Ozzy , Randy Rhodes, Spinal Tap,George Clinton and P Funk,Billy Joel,Janes Addiction, Dave Navarro, The Smiths, Daniel Ash, Morrissey, Adam Ant,Social Distortion,James Taylor, The Racontuers, She Wants Revenge,Wolfmother,Jeff Beck, Jeff Buckley, The Beasty Boys,Jesus Jones,Bootsy Collins,Go-Go's,Stray Cats,The Psychedelic Furs,Janice Joplin,Aretha Franklin,J. Geils Band,Van Halen,The Beatles, The Ramones,The Kinks,Primus,Macy Gray, CCR, Ministry,Salt-n-Peppa,Johnny Cash,Marty Robbins, Rick Sprigfield,Juice Newton,Duran Duran,Linda Ronstadt(Just One Look is my jam), Hall and Oates, Depeche Mode

Movies:

Horror, I like spoof movies too, but only scary ones, like Saturday the 14th. I am a sucker for real life stories, or documentaries. Not to mention the funny-Gohstbusters,Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Grandma's Boy(if you haven't seen it-you need to)short list of all time faves:Summer of My German Soldier, Creepshow, Reality Bites, Muriel's Wedding, An American Werewolf In London, Scrooged(anything with Bill Murray really, I love him) Ferris Bueller's Day Off,Heathers,Stripes,Beetlejuice, Edward Scissorhands,Nightmare Before Christmas, A Christmas Carol, It's A Wonderful Life, The Man With Two Brains,So I Married An Axe Murderer,Shine, The Jerk, Cool Hand Luke, Witches of Eastwick, The Wizard Of Oz,Trainspotting,All Star Wars,Silver Bullet, To Kill a Mockingbird,One Flew Over the Cookoo's Nest,Clerks,Ghost World,200 Cigarettes,Friday,Any movie that John Hughes had anything to do with!

Television:

SNL, My Name Is Earl, The Office,all news magazine programs, I can't stand reality TV. I thought the first season of the Real World was interesting, after that I was done.(except Breaking Up with Shannon Doherty, that shit is funny!) I am bummed because Heroe's is gone again until April!

Books:

Horror, mystery, also East of Eden -John Stienbeck that is my all time favorite....also, and I don't know who the author is, but a book called New Orleans Legacy...I read it when i was 15...I fell in love with that book, it is so romantic and sexual, and mysterious...I wonder if i still have that book...I used to read it like every six months ,Sephen King is my favorite author ever and for me Pet Semetary and Delores Claibourne were my favorite reads, but I pretty much love anything that man writes. I also have an odd collection of unknowns..horror, monster books that I absolutely love!

Heroes:

I am my own hero. But have you seen that show Heroes? no they aren't paying me.

My Blog

WHEN I THINK ABOUT U I TOUCH MYSELF

..> Hello kiddies!  I am not sober if that is what you are wondering. I mean shit, it's Saturday night, right?  I am enjoying some D'Angelo- Brown Sugar.....the song is almost over, but I...
Posted by lora kay on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 11:05:00 PST

STRAY FACTS

I did this once before...a small list of oddities which better helps explain who I am.  I thought of some more and thought I would share these as well.   My name for starters, was originally...
Posted by lora kay on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 01:15:00 PST

little ditty

INTO SOMEONE'S EYES IT WILL SHINE INTO SOMEONE'S HEART IT WILL BURST IN THE SMILES ON FACES IN THE SKIPS IN STEPS WITH EVERY PULSE THAT BEATS ON VEIN WALLS WITH EVERY PORE OF A MILLION SKINS...
Posted by lora kay on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 10:49:00 PST

PART TWO

   The car was filled with moonlight and through the open windows I could feel and smell the storm that was coming.  In my THC drenched mind that was exactly how I felt inside.&nbs...
Posted by lora kay on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 04:22:00 PST

PART ONE

So, I'm sitting there completely stoned, next to a gorgeous man who I know can make me cum harder than any man ever has.  Watching a storm roll in with a full moon looming eye level and bigger th...
Posted by lora kay on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 08:46:00 PST

ON THE WAY BACK FROM LUNCH HOUR

Bleek man with a flat tire, disgust written on his face. He peers at his time piece, 1pm, February 14. Pictures of hearts and flowers pollute his head. In utter revulsion he begins his journey down a ...
Posted by lora kay on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 09:35:00 PST

gotta wetnap?

u ask me , may i have a piece of u.......of course, i say..........it feels good, to watch u devour it, licking ur fingers and moaning as u do so.......then u ask for a little more.........and i hand ...
Posted by lora kay on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 12:47:00 PST

WHY I ROCK

    I am cheating with this blog.  I am , as I write, not infront of my computer.  I am at a lodge where one of  the many bands my brother is in is playing.  This ba...
Posted by lora kay on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 11:29:00 PST

MY FAVORITE POEM: To His Coy Mistress-Andrew Marvell

     Had we but world enough, and time, This coyness Lady, were no crime. We would sit down, and think which way To walk, and pass our long love's day. Thou by the Indian Ganges' ...
Posted by lora kay on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 12:14:00 PST

untitled

thank you for feeding me what I clearly hunger for so amazing at first         & nbsp;         & nbsp; &nbs...
Posted by lora kay on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 01:06:00 PST