World weary guy who loves to wash dishes and who is distressed by the demise of Hollywood and its star system.
Mustard, Jews, revolving doors, USA
The DrudgeReport
Jabberwocky, caustic ventriloquist dummy acts, CAMILLE PAGLIA, silk-stocking crowds ($$$), spider monkeys
Lady Elaine Fairchild, Laura Ingraham, Martha Stewart, vicious chihuahuas
Anna Magnani's laughter
Isabelle Huppert
Dubuffet
Mae West
chocolate, carrot juice, Otto Dix, Soutine,
Avedon
scrapbooks, Stephane Audran
organizing closets, Joan Rivers, Anne Coulter, knickerknocking, kukicha tea, dyed ostrich feathers, MUTE CHILDREN, assisted suicide, water balloons, Nancy Walker, Totie Fields, Pat Buckley, vintage stores, Snagglepuss, Perry King, Gene Tierney, Bette Davis, rare meat (bleu), scarves, colorful argyle socks
Men who laugh like Mutley
capitalist cuties, feeble/languid tarts, FuManchu Lesbians, gap-toothed gents, wizened hysterics, drag queens with webbed feet, body dysmorphic twins, the obese drunken pill-popping Liz Taylor, Swiss Miss, melancholy mamas, Raquel Welch
Grace Jones
Haysi Fantayzee
Mary J. Blige, Joy Division, Dolly Parton
Hank Williams Sr., Ella Fitzgerald, Sammi Smith, Klaus Nomi
Kylie Minogue, Dead or Alive
Serge Gainsbourg
Juliette Greco
Marilyn, Malcolm McClaren, Kay Starr, Dinah Washington, Maria Callas, classic David Bowie, Stevie Wonder, X, The Cramps, Bow Wow Wow, Cole Porter, Chet Baker, Josephine Baker, Miles Davis, Artie Shaw, Nico, The Velvet Underground, Erasure, The Rolling Stones
PIL, Jeanne Moreau, Robbie Williams, The Supremes, Marvin Gaye, Stephen Tin Tin Duffy, Altered Images, New Order, Edith Piaf, T. Rex, Joey Heatherton, classic Cher, Sylvester, Sergio Mendes, the B-52s, Xavier Cugat, Charo, Paris Combo, Najma, Lou Reed, Lee Hazlewood, Nancy Sinatra, Sisters of Mercy, Devo, Lena Horne, Elvis Presley, Billie Holiday, George Brassens, Liz Phair, Diana Ross, Tina Turner,
Lene Lovich, Cat Stevens, Sly and the Family Stone, Amy Winehouse, Lydia Lunch, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Foetus, Lene Lovich, The Slits, Adam and the Ants, Visage
Siouxsie and the Banshees, The Creatures
Eartha Kitt, Shriekback, Trio, Jimi Hendrix, Strawberry Switchblade, Janis Joplin, The Doors, Blancmange, Sex Pistols, Boy George, Julie London, Brigitte Bardot, PJ Harvey, Minnie Riperton, Daniele Silvestri, Marianne Faithfull, Boy George, Erik Satie, Kissing The Pink, Loretta Lynn, Dalida, Wide Boy Awake, Johnny Cash, Madonna, Peggy Lee, Echo and the Bunnymen, Sergio Mendes, George Michael, Heaven 17, Trio, Fischerspooner
Les Biches / Merci Pour Le Chocolat / Mata Hari / Killing of Sister George / The Anniversary (Bette Davis) / Madamoiselle / The Bride Wore Black / La Rupture / The Piano Teacher / Madame Bovary (Chabrol) / Betty Blue / Suddenly Last Summer / Myra Breckenridge / Tatie Danielle / Darling / Cleopatra / X Y Zee / Interiors / Camille / Belle de Jour / Devil Is A Woman / Swept Away (Wertmuller) / Heavenly Creatures / Marnie / Happiness / Stella Dallas / The Wild, Wild World of Jayne Mansfield / Boom / Grey Gardens / Auntie Mame / Spellbound (Hitchcock) / 400 Blows / Persona / Scarlet Empress / Desire / Mr. Deeds Goes To Town (Gary Cooper) / The Birds / Bread and Tulips / Women in Revolt / Secret Ceremony / Ash Wednesday / Whatever Happened to Baby Jane / Humoresque / Beyond the Forest / The Star / All About Eve / All About My Mother / The Owl and the Pussycat / Female Trouble / Desperate Living / Murmur of the Heart / Marlene / Berserk / Morocco /Imitation of Life (Lana Turner & Claudette Colbert versions) / Queen Bee / Rear Window / Frances / Harriet Craig / Queen Margot / Craig's Wife / The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie / Ma Vie En Rose / Amelie / Baxter / Leave Her To Heaven / Laura / Strait-Jacket / The Damned Don't Cry / Abigail's Party / Naked / Nuts In May / Educating Rita / Wish You Were Here/ Personal Services / What Ever Happened To Aunt Alice / La Ceremonie / Innocents With Dirty Hands / School of Flesh / The Unfaithful Wife / Career Girls / Private Benjamin / Bad Education / Night of the Hunter / See the Sea / Rise and Fall of Susan Lenox / Outrageous Fortune / L'Enfer / Ladies In Lavender/ Boys In The Band/ Friends With Money / Funny Games / Time To Leave / Cries and Whispers / The Passion of The Christ / Apocalypto / La Vie En Rose / FARHENHYPE 911
Anytime Diane Von Furstenburg is on QVC, The Paul Lynde Show, Rhoda, Sanford and Son, Sonny and Cher Show, Absolutely Fabulous, Mary Tyler Moore, Bewitched, I Love Lucy, Shields and Yarnell, The Muppet Show, Melrose Place, Maude, Mothers InLaw, Martha, Nighty Night, Cracker (BBC), Fox News, Footballers' Wives, The Comeback, Ali G, ROME, The O'Reilly Factor, McLaughlin Group, Chef!
Myra Breckenridge / Madame Bovary / Wuthering Heights / Joan Crawford's My Way of Life / Frank O'hara's Lunch Poems / Vamps and Tramps / Kalki / Martin Eden / Confessions of a Failed Southern Lady / DV / Marlene Dietrich's ABC / Against The Grain / Howard's End / Linda Goodman's Love Signs /Jung's Memories, Dreams and Reflections / The Group / Naked Civil Servant / Alice In Wonderland / Franny and Zoey / The Painted Word / The Cat / Sexual Personae / Shock Value / My Face For The World To See / Reflections in a Jaundiced Eye / With Charity Toward None / Lump It Or Leave It / Hollywood Babylon / Rebecca / Auntie Mame / Palimpsest / Sex, Art and American Culture / Memories of a Catholic Girlhood / Confederacy of Dunces / The Memoirs of Mason Reese / Philosophy of Andy Warhol / Jerry Hall's Tall Tales / Conversations With Capote
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