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CHINESE ROULETTE

About Me

Kennie's Various Developing Myspace Quirks:
Appearances to the contrary, I'm not the latest Hanna-Barbera "Classic Villains" trading card, so if you're inviting me please introduce yourself.
The only Friends I'm interested in having on my homepage are ones I actually talk/type to (even if only occasionally), and blogsters with a hook on their line.Oh, and Cicely Tyson, because at this point of my life I can't go a month without her skeletal lipless face glaring down at me from a t.v. somewhere in the city of Philadelphia: and THAT is true immortality. B.t.w, I need a face. Those "no photo" ghost friends are spooky.
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INTERESTED IN MY ARTS &CRAFTS? Having paid off the mortgage on my $8,000 replacement teeth (knew I should have opted for the candy corn, Wite-Out, and crazy glue repair kit!) they're back in production as of Feb. 08ish; available here, at WILBUR in the basement of The Antiquarian , and The Curiosity Shoppe. http://www.artstarphilly.com/
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:



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Someone who'll play Johnny Guitar to my Vienna, loveable misfit toys, Byronic Buddy Hackett's, a sock puppet with a smile like the zipper on a body bag, steel orchids, the man who invented fluorescent lighting (and not so that I can shake his hand...), glamazons and gendernauts, The Mr. Snuffaluffagus Of Merengue, Puddlegump, kittens with a whip, Eldrad, second generation C.H.U.D.sters, thriftaholics who preach from a polyester pulpit, the ghost of Thelma Ritter, boys both Emaciated & Emancipated, and a man whose kiss is like a smoking mother of pearl inlaid revolver in a black leather glove.

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My Blog

!Porch Crow Pow-Wow!

Hey all,As we're officially living in the Age Of The Egoist, I started a new blog called Porch Crow Pow-Wow!http://porchcrowpowwow.blogspot.com/Had one before, a Doodle A Day bog called Doodlebuggery ...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Jun 2009 16:26:00 GMT

All-Mother Magupta II

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Posted by on Fri, 13 Feb 2009 08:58:00 GMT

Mandragora Yang speaks:

"Never love a man with an origami heart, for the more you unfold the less he imparts"
Posted by on Thu, 30 Dec 2004 20:07:00 GMT