When keyboardist robot FL09 (Flownine) and guitarist robot J03-X0 (Joe Ex Oh) were sent back in time, they ran into a caveman they named Hubub, who became their percussionist. The three of them now live in the attick of "The Barcade", a bar/acade/recording studio/dnd shop/video game store. The Barcade is under the management of Worldmap for a Head, an omnipotent being who...has a worldmap for a head.
--- --- --- Because we do most things relying on our own sagacity we become self-interested, turn our backs on reason, and things do not turn out well. As seen by other people this is sordid, weak, narrow and inefficient. When one is not capable of true intelligence, it is good to consult with someone of good sense. An advisor will fulfill the Way when he makes a decision by selfless and frank intelligence because he is not personally involved. This way of doing things will certainly be seen by others as being strongly rooted. It is, for example, like a large tree with many roots. One man’s intellience is like a tree that has been simply stuck in the ground. --- --- --- There is something to be learned by a rainstorm. When meeting with a sudden shower, you try not to get wet and run quickly along the road. But doing such things as passing under the eaves of houses, you still get wet. When you are resolved from the beginning, you will not be perplexed, though you will still get the same soaking. This understanding extends to all things. --- --- --- Be true to the thought of the moment and avoid distraction. Other than continuing to exert yourself, enter into nothing else, but go to the extent of living single thought by single thought. --- --- --- The brave men of the old times were for the most part rowdies. As they were of the disposition to be out running amuck, their vitality was strong and they were brave. When I had doubts about this and asked, Tsunetomo said, "It is understandable since their vitality was strong they were generally rough and went about running amuck. These days, rowdiness is non-existant because man’s vitality has weakened. Vitality has fallen behind, but man’s character has improved. Valor is yet a different thing. Although men have become gentle these days because of the lack of vitality this does not mean that they are inferior in being crazy to die. That has nothing to do with vitality." --- --- --- Once when Fukuchi Rokurouemon was leaving the castle the palanquin of what appeared to be a rather upper class woman was passing in front of Master Taku’s mansion, and a man who was standing there made the proper salutation. A halberd carrier who was with the palanquin procession, however, said to the man, "You didn’t bow low enough," and struck him on the head with the handle of his halberd.
When the man wiped his head, he found that he was bleeding. In just that condition he stood up and said, "You have committed an outrageous act, even though I was courteous. A regrettable piece of luck." So saying, he cut the halberd carrier down with a single blow.
The palanquin continued on to wherever it was going, but Rokurouemon unsheathed his spear, stood before the man and said. "Put away your sword. Within the castle grounds it is forbidden to go about holding a naked blade."
The man said, "What happened now was unavoidable, and I was compelled by the circumstances. Certainly you could see that this was so. Although I would like to sheathe my sword, it is difficult to do so due to the tone of your words. It is unpleasent, but I shall be glad to accept your challenge".
Rokurouemon immmediately threw down his spear and said couteously, "What you have said is reasonable. My name is Fukuchi Rokurouemon. I will bear witness that your conduct was quite admirable. Moreover, I will back you up even if it means forfeiting my life. Now put away your sword."
"With pleasure," the man said, and sheathed his sword.
On being asked where he was from, the man replied that he was a retainer of Taku Nagato no kami Yasuyori. Therefore Rokurouemon accompanied him and explained the circumstances. Knowing that the woman in the palanquin was the wife of a nobleman, however, Lord Nagato ordered his retainer to commit seppuku.
Rokurouemon came forward and said, "Because I have given the promise of a samurai, if this man is ordered to commit seppuku, then I will commmit seppuku first."
It is said that the affair was thus finished without mishap. --- --- ---