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Mike L

www.CitizensAgainstSafetyGoggles.com

About Me



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My Interests

Carl Sagan's Spaceship of the Imagination. NPR. Cool shades. Not being in Los Angeles. Skepticism. Putting more detail in my profile than even I want to read. Audiobooks. Dr. Mario. Shit that isn't supposed to be funny but totally is.

I'd like to meet:

Tonya Harding, --- Jackie Chan, --- Mr. Wizard, --- the dog from "Beethoven", --- and Stone Phillips.

Music:

WHY? Dukes of the Stratosphear. Dr. Dog. Pavement. Brian Wilson. Hank Williams 1 and 3. Those Poor Bastards. Sons of Perdition. Joey Allcorn. J. B. Beverley. Justin Townes Earle. The Breeders. The Cars. The Pixies. An Albatross. The Turtles. The Kinks. The Beatles. The Zombies. Hymie's Basement. odd nosdam. Jay-Z. Greydon Square. Johnny Cash. Wayne Hancock. Randy Newman. Al Green. Sam Cooke. Otis Redding. The Ass Ponys. 80's Metallica.

Movies:

Who Framed Roger Rabbit. Brain Candy. Rear Window. Rashomon. The Celebration. The Graduate. Blow Up. King of Kong (Fistful of Quarters). Vernon Florida. This is Spinal Tap. Waiting for Guffman. Welcome to the Dollhouse. Blue Velvet. A Clockwork Orange. Dr. Strangelove. The Big Lebowski. Being John Malkovich. Idiocracy. Ghostbusters. TMNT. UHF. The Naked Gun. The (first) Producers. Team America : World Police. Grindhouse. Dawn of the Dead. Shaun of the Dead. Evil Dead 2.

Television:

Kids in the Hall. Ren and Stimpy. The (British) Office. The Daily Show. Carl Sagan's Cosmos. Planet Earth. Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job! King of the Hill. Strangers with Candy. Police Squad! Wondershowzen. Upright Citizens Brigade. Real Time with Bill Maher. Stupidface. America's Funniest Home Videos. Bad public access.

Books:

Ray Bradbury. Richard Dawkins. Chuck Palahniuk. Carl Sagan. Uncle Shelby's ABZ Book. The Zombie Survival Guide. Kurt Vonnegut. George Orwell. Roald Dahl's short stories. Why Does God Hate Amputees? The Animator's Survival Kit by Richard Williams.

Heroes:

Steve Wiebe.

My Blog

Analysis of a dream (my longest blog ever)

I had this dream and wrote this analysis a while ago, around the time Bush got re-elected. I just decided to post it now. Why? Don't know.I was standing next to a Greyhound-style bus, holding a rol...
Posted by Mike L on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 10:52:00 PST

First blog in TWO YEARS!

And this is all I have to say:Who else is god damn fucking sick of seeing Arnold Schwarzenegger beating George W. Bush up a fucking ladder?Even though I despise the man with all my guts, I'm about to ...
Posted by Mike L on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 12:44:00 PST

I saw my colon.

So a got a camera shoved up my ass this morning. I'm not joking or alluding to something else, this happened. I watched a "DOOM" style walk-thru of my good old poop shoot on a TV monitor while nice ...
Posted by Mike L on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

License plate...

So I saw this license plate: G R M R P W R I'm guessing it was some English teacher, and it meant "grammar power". However, I much prefer to think that some tough-ass dude was driving, and it...
Posted by Mike L on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I am safe.

If anyone read the "blogs" (I hate that term) that I just deleted, all is well. I'm not being stalked by a creepy old man. It was this dick Hunter. That's right Hunter. You're a dick. But y...
Posted by Mike L on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Gum drops melt my skin.

I don't know about this "blog" business. I'm going to rap soon, so I've started to write rhymes. The voice of Sponge Bob did the voices for 3 characters in a pilot cartoon I'm currently making w...
Posted by Mike L on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST