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TheHumanist

I can hurt with the best of them, a slave to both testosterone and estrogen.

About Me

It’s easy to be caught up in the magnificence of our own machinery that we neglect the grease that got us here, and at 21 I was getting rusty.

My Interests

Art, writing, photography, reading, and skeezing. Travel, learning, forgetting, and emotion.

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My Blog

Sage Francis in DC

So the first time Sage Francis ever played DC I got to see him. Buddy Wakefield opened, then Alias, then Buck 65, then the man himself came out with his Dr. Strangelove specs, pirate flag cape, oh yea...
Posted by TheHumanist on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 12:26:00 PST

Road Tripping not so high in the sky

So my friends were going to have a pig roast in chicago this memorial day weekend and because summer school is so expensive I couldn't swing a plane ticket. If you know me, you know I dont like to tra...
Posted by TheHumanist on Tue, 29 May 2007 10:53:00 PST

Master Mooch and killer kindness

I'm getting hooked up lately.Erin came through town from Va Tech and loaned me her Wacom graphics tablet. Neil let me borrow his sweet digital camera, and I have a place to stay when I see Sage Franci...
Posted by TheHumanist on Thu, 17 May 2007 10:54:00 PST

Short Powerful Lies: History of the close call

The phrase "Close Call" originated on the front lines of WW1. For the first time artillery could reach further than a man could throw his voice and to meet the demand, radio technology was implemented...
Posted by TheHumanist on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 08:58:00 PST

Hot Pocket Opera 5

Stewart: Calm down Trav& Travis: Stew& Tell me how you did it& I have to know. Stewart: It's complicated& Travis: I've got time. Stewart: I didn't really know I was doing anything, much le...
Posted by TheHumanist on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 06:15:00 PST

Hot Pocket Opera 4

Stewart: In the pandemonium I almost forgot, didn't you have something to tell me?Trexilas: Oh my gosh yes! Trexilas: I was going to tell you all about what my advisor told me about colleges! St...
Posted by TheHumanist on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 06:08:00 PST

Hot Pocket Opera 3

Stewart: You heartless succubus! You knew my apprehensions... you knew my past experiences&Trexilas: I don't& Stewart (almost screaming): And knowing all that! This is how you treat me? Trexila...
Posted by TheHumanist on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 05:59:00 PST

Hot Pocket Opera 2

Travis: O-M-G guys. Stew is such a noob. He just went upstairs to make me hot pockets!   Nameless Voice: "Again?"   Travis: LOL I know right. This is like the third time in two days that...
Posted by TheHumanist on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 05:53:00 PST

Hot Pocket Opera 1

Here is the beginning of a play I wrote a year ago. It is about communication and contains lots of immature humor. Hot Pocket Opera   Characters:   Stewart: 20 year old brother of Trav...
Posted by TheHumanist on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 06:43:00 PST

There are no Shortcuts when it comes to Dental Hygiene

You may disagree with me, and I will not defend to the death your right to do so. This multiple headed hydra needs to be cut down before the bitch gets all the way out of the abyss. There are simpl...
Posted by TheHumanist on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 05:06:00 PST