Anna Lee

Poor Bingo

Today I heard the sadest of sad news. Bingo was hit by a car and has passed on. For the past three years I have lived in the Sunset Junction area and saw Bingo frequently. Bingo ruled Sunset Juncti...
Posted by Anna Lee on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 08:10:00 PST

The Eggplant Diaries

There is a beautiful, glistening eggplant growing in my garden and I squeeze it everytime I walk by.  I will be a little sad to eat it because then, it will be gone.
Posted by Anna Lee on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 03:11:00 PST

R.I.P. Our Toaster

On the dreary day of July 17,2007 our toaster passed on to a better life.  Prior to its death it started on fire. R.I.P. Our Toaster
Posted by Anna Lee on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 04:30:00 PST

Dear America:

I guess I am just as disillusioned as the next guy. But I am dissapointed in you as well. We have now sank down so far that there is no turning back. To get our respect back looks like an impossib...
Posted by Anna Lee on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Dear Elijah Wood:

Dear Elijah Wood: Why are you perpetually worried? You are endlessly upset. Frankly, Elijah, I worry about you worrying. What has happened to you that makes you so upset? Please move on. Sin...
Posted by Anna Lee on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Dear Babies Everywhere:

Dear Babies Everywhere: Today I kicked a baby stroller. F-ing Punks. Next time it's personal. Sincerely, Anna Lee Lawson
Posted by Anna Lee on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Dear Girl Scouts of America:

Dear Girl Scouts of America: When I stepped out my door this morning I was taken aback by your cute bright green hard hats. Awww.. So cute. You all looked like you were working so hard to clean u...
Posted by Anna Lee on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST